Lighter than duck?
BURN THE WITCH!!!
That's my wish. :januscat
for more pie!
I steal Pie!
*kicks in nuts*
that poor Planters....
Flying Can Hazard
Hazard a guess. :januscat
Someone has cookies?
And might share? :3
Please, have cookie. :mowcookie :)
:januscat
No thanks, full
Hey, it's you!
who's you now?
No, it's me.
what you say?
make your time
no, not again!
yes, forever again
Batman Forever Sucks.....
water is wet!
Greatest secret relieved!
after these messages!
Following the beep. :januscat
Elevator music plays.
i fly away
Without any wings?
rocket pack... GO!!!!!
Rock it man!
Rock it hard :ipod
Metal as anything.
Manowar ain't bad.
Flowing like jellyfish. :januscat
swinging like king
Feather in air.
Drink like pirate :cheers
Pirates are free. :)
Free of charge? :P
Free in general...
Free advice, generally. :januscat
Beware free advice.
Absolute worst kind.
arrr, tis indeed.
there be Rum?
Rum is gone :mowdizzy
Jack Sparrow Weeps!
Weeping willow telepathy. :januscat
~~Water me more...~~
feed with blood? :erk
Feed me Seymore!
none for you!
You're not Seymore.... :U
*drinks more rum* :boogie
pass the rum!
Then add Coke.
Off a prostitute.
you mean Etna?
that's kinda harsh
Dude i agree!
was just kidding....
>_<
(noogies you anyway)
awww... so cute :3
yes it is.
Or maybe not... :januscat
Will it blend?
no, it won't.
i'll blend you >:3
I'mma cut you.
... THIS IS SPARTA!!! D:<
Stop lying, Basilisk.
but look... sparty (http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_7gGCpF91ZA8/RtcRcEsvR2I/AAAAAAAAArI/TSK3p7ahzsE/s320/250px-Sparty_at_statue.jpg)
I declare blasphemy.
I de-Clair......something
Do a Cartwheel (http://www.explosm.net/comics/1264/)
do the barrelroll
you missed link? (http://www.explosm.net/comics/1264/)
what you say?
I said "die." :januscat
then respawn now
With asexual reproduction?
what a pervert :P
Typing while intoxicated
Typing while INSANE. :U
Typing while SANE.
Is that possible?
please look elsewhere
release the hounds?
Awww, puppy-wuppies!!!
Nom nom nom.
I released.....dauschunds......>_<
RELEASE THE MOWS!!!! :3
:U We are DOOMED!
*throws the dauschunds!*
It's spelled: "dachshunds."
Sorry. Spelling nazi.
(runs from mows)
I thank you.
No, really. Thanks.
*gets mow mobbed*
Three words, guys...
so much hate >:3
I got lots.
of spare bodies?
Yes, those, too.
More hate here.
You gone emo?
*Checks his wrists*
need a knife?
A steely knife?
Bigger knife needed.
*Gives butcher's cleaver.* :januscat
Ahh, fresh meat.
no i'm titanium!
fresh titanium... yeah?! :B
mows eat metal!
And say Meep! :mowmeep
Or also Mrrr.
Get one today! :mowhappy
too much work :3
Not if prepared.
Have enough pets :B
never enough pets.
pets are expensive!
pets for dinner.
Not very tasty.
Needs more mayo.
Someone say Mao?
no, not mao...
Everyone loves Mao! :3
Hug Mao now! ^_^
hug fueled incident :B
Hug-fueled angel. :)
Angel wants huggles?
There's no time.
... like the present?
I like presence. :3
Feel up Jedi.
Yoda likes much...
..from his padawans?
weep oil tears
shed gaseous fumes
Hoof Art Ed?
Bubba Bo-Bob Brain?
Heck yeah, man. :januscat
Phil of Heck.
has giant spoon
Spoon too big? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u5oMnLYCkw0)
That is astounding
isn't it now?
(actually i haven't looked yet)
That's not all.
There's lots more!!!
Light-switch rave party :ipod
I'm a banana.
...is it cannibalism?
Damn post stalker.
stop following me :<
only on Tuesdays.
In the bed. :januscat
Candies for all! \o/
None for you! :mwaha
Wanted candles anyway.
What, scented candles?
Want incense now.
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Now playing: FORCE OF NATURE, Nujabes, fat - Hiji Suru STYLE (http://www.foxytunes.com/artist/force+of+nature%2c+nujabes%2c+fat/track/hiji+suru+style)
via FoxyTunes (http://www.foxytunes.com/signatunes/)
Incest is wrong... :erk
Damn post stalker.
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Now playing: Cake - Shadow Stabbing (http://www.foxytunes.com/artist/cake/track/shadow+stabbing)
via FoxyTunes (http://www.foxytunes.com/signatunes/)
is now looping!
Stalk Spanky now?
if you want :B
What you want!
Plenty of things.
Things that poof. :januscat
woofs and poofs?
*Poof* "it's Magic" :doommuffin
no it's doom! :doommuffin
Yeah, Doom song! :januscat
Lets make waffles!!
doom doom doom!
END WAS NIGH :boogie
c'est la vie
bill is back?
was i gone?
are you alive?
i think so :)
that's just silly
are you dead?
Sure thing, man. :januscat
not your man >:3
are you woman?
nope, a man
then who's man?
not taken yet...
hey!!! bachelor power!
i has it >:3
Form of Man! >_<
mind of woman?
form of gutter?
That is man.
Scary thing indeed. :januscat
start up again.
hit restart now?
Echo lives active!
What you say?
ya heard me
no, i didn't :<
Oh, I'm sorry :hug
yea, randomly hugged :)
hugs are good!
Hugs for all!!!! :mwaha
I will accept... :januscat
are hugs bad?
No! hugs Good!
Hugs very good.
Pfft, says you.
Yes, I DO!!!
Wind up squirrel.
Cybernetic squirrel actually.
Ya feelin' squirrely? :januscat
Ya feelin' Lucky?
Not especially. Why?
It's squirrel time!
NOT THE NUTS! D:
I like almonds :3
tastes like poison! :< :mowdizzy
what about burning?
burnings?> what's burning?
your taste buds :mwaha
Error. Error! Error!!
Does not compute
abort? fail? retry?
Can't Do That
Can't touch this!
Stop, Pajama Time :mowhappy
Parachute pants rock! XD
From the Sky!
it's all fly!
All in fun :)
Take the bun.
Not your bun.
time to run :U
Cashews are poison.
Cashews are AWESOME :eager
Poison is awesome! :bunny
What else is?
Lots of stuff :3
Not very specific...... >:3
you didn't ask >:3
Or did I? :januscat
What a conundrum
confusion is funny.
Funny like pants. :giggle
you wear pants?
... why would i?
Pants are cool
so are kilts
dress up time!
Hammer.. hammer.. proper?
it's hammer time?
Yes, I'm sorry. :cry
Aww don't cry
Ok! Thank you! :boogie
you're very welcome
Well that's nice. :januscat
Lysander is nice. :boogie
so is Wuffnpuff
what about me?
aww nice puppy
aww nice... robot?
something completely different
You don't say... :januscat
Actually, he does!
Nerds say what?
Good day, sir!
and many returns!
for the ninja?
For the pirate! :januscat
start the war
I'm a pirate
For the Horde!
Are you hoarding?
Hordin' Mah Booty
Nice..lush...booty...
Is very shiny. :januscat
Properly waxed then? :erk
feels good too :3
Suuuuuuuure it does. :rolleyes
Like baby's bottom.
butt holds gold? :erk
That's the nose....
Nose raiding pirates.
they don't exist.
Neither do you.
There's no spoon!
Is only you.
that doesn't exist
Dragon wants sleep!
Tired rage dragon... :januscat
Wiku wiku wage?
No such thing.
That's my schtick!! >:3
your schtick? O'RLY?
*hit with schtick* :mwaha
Ouch ! the pain!
Hurt! Me! More! >:O
You're into that? :erk :giggle
He's a Sadomasochist :P
It's all good :boogie
It really is. >:3
like it rough?
no more words! :animesweat
sexual harassment panda?
Or Pedo Bear.
so not right :cry
THIS! IS! CMF!
So, who won?
The rubber-band man
or particle man (http://www.veoh.com/browse/videos/category/music/watch/v559760mDgHastT)?
Istanbul, not Constantinople?
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Now playing: Final Fantasy VII - Redemption (http://www.foxytunes.com/artist/final+fantasy+vii/track/redemption)
via FoxyTunes (http://www.foxytunes.com/signatunes/)
(they) Might Be Giants
*mmmm* cantelope from giants..... :B
Yes, that kind
i needs it!
Don't gets it. :mwaha
aww how mean!
twitter to extreme
That's maximum awesome!!!!
As a possum. :januscat
about to blossom?
Blossomed years ago.
Long since dead? :cry
then comes renewal
Refresh the soul :boogie
Rejuvenate the Spirit.
reboot the matrix
resend the "package"
Not my package.
Definitely not yours.
Not correct size. :januscat
Size is everything... :giggle
Is it really? :C
no it's not.
It was another. :januscat
There is hope???
She's with Faith.
where is faith?
With a zupdhawg.
Hate those comercials....
new season starts
Season of Sundays. :januscat
it's mothers day!
Yay for mothers!
Mothers are fun. :januscat
<----- Mother's a nun :U XD
<--- has two mothers
<--- in color now
he has color!
..Ok, that's nice.
Nice enough, hopefully. :januscat
I has alcamaholz :3
Always has alcohol.
Drink like Bender?
Drink like pirates! (yeeeaaaarrrrgh!) :boogie
Nerts to Pirates!
Geeks to nerts? o.O :giggle
Geeks nertzing pirates? :eek
Playing with nerts!?
That's right. Nerts.
Just so cold.... :3
Not cold enough!!!
To cut glass?
To cut DIAMONDS. :mwaha
Try absolute zero.
Or twenty below?
-40C before windchill.
Zero thermal energy.
Syndrome will sue!
Freeze the lawyers!
They're not affected....
They're cold-blooded!
Must MAKE COLDER!!!
Heat is better.
maybe in bed :P
1,040,000 Scoville Units.
Do what now?
not 8008135 units?
British Thermal Units?
Hot chili peppers.
Very spicy peppers
Hell born peppers.
Pure capsaicin hot.
molten hot magma :mwaha
The friggin sun.
hiss!!! the light!
Beezer, Zeji, Kergma!
That a summon?
Sigma now arrives!
Send in Zero!
All hail Lelouch!
My Geass Rocks
I'll rock you >:3
For shame Basil.. :giggle
Get a room. :rolleyes
get a blindfold :giggle
I want See!
None for you. :mwaha
But why Not!
Need Wuffnpuff's permission.
hey, no gags :B
What then, hmm?
find fairy baby?
Thought they're soulless?
What no soul?
I eated it :3
You a Cubi?
a pirate demon >:3
Soul tasted chocolatey?
Yep, was monk :3
Ah. Monkly Goodness.
soul erasure hurts
Only for victim.
yes how true
tasty for perpetrator :mwaha
Well no duh :P
How very cruel :giggle
me, be nice? :P
Yes, you should!
Someone, define "nice."
To be good :boogie
Just that simple?
Nice isn't it? :)
Well played, wuffnpuff! :mowcookie
To Be Continued!
Hopefully with cookies.. (Thanks by the way! =D) :boogie
Has confused me ( no really what did i do? you welcome regardless)
Was to Brady (no worries!)
the football player?
the family "bunch?"
bunch of sloths ^_^
three toed sloths! 8)
So very cool :ipod :giggle
do symbols count?
Only if Symphonic.
music of spheres
really musical spheres
sound of balls? (sorry)
of.. basket balls :giggle
last minute save (thanks)
Wow, still going.
It'll never end. (and you're welcome Brady ^_^)
Is there Rum?
Ask the Captain.
who's the boss Captain.
I'd say.. Basil?
It's been shanghaied.
Yar... Stolen it... :pirate
Maybe even ninja'd. :januscat
Pirate beats ninja >:3
Samurai beats Pirate?
Mercenary beats samurai.
megaman beats all
X and Zero. :januscat
One kickass team.
hello thar angel :)
one smooth pirate
Silver tongued devil.
Sweetly we sacrifice. :januscat
Sacrifice Thy Chocolate!
Why the chocolate? :U
Chocolate is EVIL! :paranoid
But... it's delicious! :<
Just like souls >:3
Exactly my point.
here's my point! (insert image of a really wicked looking spear here as soon as is found)
*breathes through mask* Impressive... most impressive.
It has begun!
Lets do it! :boogie
Where we going?
to the party?
Party on, Dude!
Be Totally Excellent.
dance dance revolution!
White and Nerdy?
i can digit
His Noodly Appendage.
It...Is...ALIIIIIIIVE!!!!
Run!! RUN AWAY!! :zombiekun2 :giggle
why would i?! >:3
Oh, very scary :P :giggle
have to be
If you're me. :januscat
and I'm you...
That's quite creepy. :U
isn't it though?
Not creepy enough. :cry
Ask Vaguely Creepy
Getting kinda repetitive
It is not.
It really is
blast form past!
I've been had
Why hello there! :boogie
Have we met?
I think not. D:
We might have
Not yet anyways...
One day perhaps
over the rainbow... :boogie
our dreams shall
Never be...DUCKY!
:)
Refuse duck oppressors!
Duck, duck, goose.
Goose or gander? :januscat
Goosing the gander? :erk
Gander over yonder
I'll garden you >:3
Oh, garden THIS!!!
Gardened your mom!
what you say?
We get signal
Wireless or semaphore?
neither of course
Carrier pigeon, perhaps?
Instant Messenger Pigeon (http://www.explosm.net/comics/1391/)
Catch that pigeon!
High velocity pigeons!
Thermo-nuclear pigeon warfare.
Saved by Mua'dib! :boogie
What the heck?
The movie Dune :)
Ohhh I see
Gotta have sandworms!
Worms are itchy
They want spice......
Spice must flow >:3
Spice is shaken
Like a polaroid :ipod
helmet camera evidence
extreme video voyeurism.
Humiliations running rampant :mwaha
Humongous Elephants Hunting
Pink elephant sightings.
Pink elephant tastey? :januscat
Tastes like bubblegum
Lasts really long.
No, not really.
neither does she... :P
and you do? >:3
I'm guessing not.
I last longer >:3
You're all terrible :giggle
Oops, we're busted!
I'm no better.. *shrugs* :giggle
I'm the worst.
I will disagree.
As will I.
You so jealous.
Jellin' like Magellen
Want some melon? :P
what you sellin'?
Parts of Helen.
What about Kevin?
Nope. Just Helen.
super combo breaker :cry
No life taker *shrugs*
Meet the Maker?
Or the baker >:3
the muffin man?
Doing the Can-Can?
on Drury Lane?
Bringing much pain :mwaha
You're not sane! D:
do you disdain? :U
what's your claim?
fame or shame?
I'm so lame! :cry
You've got game!
Oh! You came! :boogie
what, who came?
I did, apparently. :erk
in your pants?
*checks* Nope, not there..
to the game?
Yes! That's where!
Where? To nowhere. :januscat
He came somewhere!
He doesn't dare! :giggle
*with southern draw* Well, I declare!
Wow! The hair!! :U
Longer than Cher.
Harder to care. (for the hair :) )
Could use Nair (http://www.metacafe.com/watch/542251/nair_like_never_before_nair_updates_its_image_and_classic_pre/).
Not my pair!
You've got flair!
With my bear! :boogie
In her lair?
join her there?
What a dare! :U
would she share?
Does she care?
i sure do
I do, too.
Not a care. :januscat
i'm so there!
I'm with him.
YES! Lets go!
On to dust. :januscat
Dust eats electronics :<
but they're good!
Good and plenty. :januscat
Purple and white ^_^
What a sight!
it's 100% dynamite
Fly a kite!
Late at night!
How awesome, right?
see the light!
Overly lit transformation! :januscat
All consuming conflagration.
sleep then awaken
Let's get bakin'! :mowcookie
I like food. :januscat
Makes the mood.
Hopefully not lewd. :giggle
Never be crude.
never be rude
To a dude :P
with a 'tude
You'll be sued
and you'll brood.
...make a feud... >:3
in the nude
What a sight. :januscat
SUPER COMBO BREAKER :<
...astronomical amalgamation shaker...
accepting all takers
Especially the bakers
...and candlestick makers...
but no fakers!
Movers and shakers! :boogie
Freshly plowed acres.
Watch the Lakers =)
visit green acres
walkers become pacers... :erk
look, an acer
With no lazer?
plasma cannon blazer
riding a razr
It's no krazr
fly with razor (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:SwatKats.JPG)
keeps getting crazier
Insanity is fun! :januscat
yay, no rhyme.
we begin again
The darkness within... :januscat
a demon's grin
and shark's fin
full of win
pants down spin
too much gin
none for him
In a bin
with a tailspin
AHHHH, giant chin D:
The horrible horror! :januscat
who's the scorer?
Hamma E. Border
You Rang ma`am?
I did... BAM! :megagroove
Dance Dance Megaman! :januscat
Mao's a fan!
PB has plan?
A last stand!
in a caravan
Fight on, man!
Fire on command
Hold on Stan! :U
holding frying pan
not the momma!
So the drama!
not rhymes again!
why not, friend?
yea, why pretend?
we can bend :3
Then we'll mend. :januscat
Mail we'll send! :boogie
not to offend.
Can it defend?
And also blend?
all help within
Yet I'm without... :januscat
need more clout
College drop out?
count me out!
That's far out. :januscat
did she pout?
She had doubt
her heart's stout
Fight a bout. :januscat
Combat's the route?
eating sour kraut... :U
with fried trout
brain-food i doubt.
Freaking me out.
Punish the lout!
Scream and Shout?
I will pout :cry
Scry and cream? :januscat
It's a fling.
What... but why? D:
Why indeed, hm? :januscat
Oh, Hey Lysander.
What's up, Slowtini? :januscat
Not much, bro.
You like music? :januscat
call for blues
pay my dues?
to teleporting blues
long, slow, cruise
Like my shoes... :januscat
They're from Sue ^_^
are they new?
a lovely hue
worn by few
Chartreuse and Puce
lather rinse repeat
dull shine's defeat
is it meat?
It's muh seat! :giggle
Like a parakeet. :januscat
Who knows leet! :giggle
mouse doth squeak
Oh, so bleak. :januscat
up a creek.
without a paddle
I am power
I'm a flower!! :boogie
youre stepped on.
Flower power shielded!
flower shield discharges
Fire flower power!
Indestructible flower tower.
god destroys tower
tower crushes you. :januscat
i am indestructible.
So you believe.
Like the tower
I shall fall.
You do that.
i'm dragging you
in your pants
>.>
<.<
I lit pants.
I like pants..... :3
when pants attack
On your back :giggle
pants game back?
I posted there.
none wrote back
Just three, please.
Or I'll sneeze!!! :U
shoot the breeze!
With an Uzi. :januscat
can't be choosy
Yes I can
So can Dan >:3
I hate rhymes
I like chimes.
I broke chimes
Squeeze some limes.
I tolerate this
Oh what bliss!
i never miss
a head shot
was that Schnapps?
STOP THIS RHYMING!!!!!!!!!!
Stop the miming??
Mimes dont talk
They do walk.
Their makeups talc
Made by Falck.
Change rhyme again! :boogie
Wheres my pen
just click send!
Do not bend!
this silver spoon
A hilarious boon. :januscat
By a loon.
Around tomorrow's noon
no high tide
that you espied
He so lied!
To the bride?
On her hide!
you'll be dyed
A we deride. :januscat
Made her cry
such a shame!
that is, indeed
I must feed.... :mowcookie
No rhymes now! :O
I'll consider it.
maybe... just... maybe... >:3
Are rhymes malicious? :januscat
never thought so...
Think again, sweetie...
Harbingers of doom?
I'm no sweetie!! :bat :giggle
calling all tweetys!
Here puddy tat!
flee us fools!
everybody's fool and :januscat
...whipping boy, perhaps?
Limp ninja time! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NwXjynpy8Ew)
superbot upgrade rap (http://www.fragile-minds.com/movies/gradingup/)!
with capital "R" :januscat
RRIA around somewhere?
On the john :boogie
Throne room post
Gone postal, eh? :januscat
Outhouse parcel post.
Outhouse for sloths?
not this bot.
Hot to trot?
'swhat you got. :januscat
Said love is..
...not having huggles.
Huggles for all! \o/
i got's huggled
You sure did :boogie
Everyone got huggled.
I like huggles. :3 :januscat
No touchy Mao! D:
Mao is infectious.
Covered in spores.
Alien parasite spores D:
Oops, sorry Mao :S
wuffnpuff save Mao?
wuffnpuff therapeutic technique. :hug
PB altered reality
Came out funny.
A good thing :boogie
time to sing
A rhyme thing. :januscat
It's got bling.
the bells ring?
Tolls for YOU!
Pay what's due >:3
It's what's new. :januscat
and rad, too.
thread cut soon?
snip, snip, dead. :januscat
The three Fates.
the Hyrule goddesses
I am Amazed!
are you really?
E's favorite color?
purple trimmed armor?
Okey dokey pokey! :boogie
Enjoy Independence Day?
Independence for whom?
For, or from...? :januscat
Both, I think... :giggle
you're very wise
And I return!!! :mwaha
*Runs and divides* :januscat
i pants thread!
Yay for Draken! :boogie
Yay for Dragons!
Dragon's rock wildly
Over the rainbow. :januscat
with gold jewelry
yes, we do.
yes we have
...no banana's today.
Don't believe it! :januscat
Clap your hands!
To save Tinkerbell?
the ratings fell
She's going away!! :cry
I have failed... :januscat
Do not despair.
Cloning in progress...
Clone goes DING!
started with Bing!
Here's a ring! :boogie
Sounds will fling! :januscat
freedom shall ring !!!
Lets all sing! :boogie
Mind the thing!
it's clobbering time!
Time to kill. :januscat
Kill the traitor?
Maybe sometime later >:3
Time: valuable thing. :januscat
Time is money.
Money equals Evil.
Call me money.
Okay, you're money.
I spend mahself :U
with much glee!
And we'll see :januscat
the honey bee! :boogie
is that bumblebee?
The original bug ^_^
...wants a hug.
:giggle Ya big lug.. :tighthug
*meep!* That's so snug!
give robot hug?
that sounds painful... :U
Robot hug.. yes! ^_^ :tighthug
Hugs are fun. :3 :januscat
I should run. :erk
Not this time!
Hug for Lysander! :hug
Hug for wuffnpuff.
World Huggle Tour!
Thank you Jer! ^_^
I'ma hugging machine!
Hydraulics or cable?
Hydraulics rock hard
Like Aerosmith does?
Does something, anyway... :januscat
mercenary hereta stay
*Hugs the wuffnpuff!* :hug
*Hugs Lysander* Thanks! :tighthug
cubi kitty hugs! :hug
Yay, group hug! :hug :januscat
Darn! Missed it!
More will come.
He is right :3
hug don't fight
Hug invite, yes. :januscat
Critical view hugs
Spread Blue View. :januscat
that sounds naasty.
all too true
When in bed. :januscat
:erk What you said! :U
you be red :mwaha
left for dead?
Road side special.
all you see
is lemon tree?
Suck a lemon :) :januscat
Sir, Yes, Sir!
No way.. diiiiiir :3
A scurvy cure!
for kitty's pur?
such a tease
Taste the squeeze. :januscat
yummy juicy freeze!
A refreshing breeze.
Through Monroe Skirt...
seven year itch! :<
seven blisters pop :U
this must stop
...or perhaps not.
Or perhaps... So! :eager :januscat
Yeah? Or what?
Something like this?
Can't touch this (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vIRQf0S3oD0)
Can't. Be. Unseen.
all lights green!
Time to impact! (http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh121/RentheKnight/More%20Random%20Pictures/TimetoImpact.png)
Only vaguely disturbing.
Still quite funny. :giggle
While running, still. :januscat
I am Sinistar.
call Cyclopes please!
And Wolverine answers... :januscat
Both Marty Stus. :<
pay your dues
Can't make me!
We shall see.... >:3
Some huggler coercion?
Huggle are free! :hug :januscat
:hug huggles are best :hug
Huggles for all! \o/ :hug
Are we repeating?
Yes we are :boogie
get the car!
It's outta juice!
*gives juice box* :januscat
thanks you happily
Need a straw?
Heck yeah, man! :januscat
Straws are fun :3
Not only straws.... >:3
very dirty girl :P
'Bendy' straws rule!
following mabland rules
.. and fencing duels! :boogie
Slash, poke, repeat... :januscat
what a feat!
Have some meat :3
none for me
Maybe a bee?? :mowhappy
maybe a mole (http://www.bookcrossing.com/journal/3080485)?
Or barrel roll (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wIkJvY96i8w)? :januscat
interesting looking game
Can't do that...
Why ever not?
it's the fear...... :U
of the dark?
Of.... the Shadow! :U
Light dispells shadows
I FEAR NOOOTTTTHHHEEEEEEENNNNNNGGGG!!!!! :3
Nothingness devours all
Huggles devour all!!!! :tighthug
I devour hugglers
I liKe jAam. L:
Peanut butter jelly! :locked
What the.... locked?
replacing dancing banana *shrugs*
three words only!
Actions don't count *beep*
Actions speak louder!
:giggle you are right! :tighthug :boogie
Why of course
For the win! :januscat
You must lose
have a cookie
Is it yummy?
tastes like meat :mowcookie
Reminded of this (http://www.missmab.com/Comics/Abel_71.php) :cry
tragedy, it's delicious >:3
Poor poor Hennya
Slice, dice, dead. :januscat
Served for tea
in a box
with a fox
Here or there?
Don't forget underwear!
robot pants instead!
Are they red?
More like chartreuse
I prefer puce
I like coffee!!! :U
I enjoy toffee
looks like chocolate... :januscat
(crap what rhymes with chocolate.....Lysander curse you! (http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/s/shakefist.gif) )
Time to annihilate
you mean EX-TER-MIN-ATE!!!!
Rhymes are fun
i'm not Done!
Hooray for that!
A baseball bat! :januscat
In your hat??
New rhyme time
Have an orange.
(Chaos-monger! Nothing rhymes with orange! :tantrum)
I am mad
Full of angst?
Curse you man! :cuss
Don't turn purple!
My wings are?
I stand corrected.
So you should
all shall fall!
To what depth?
into hell itself! :mwaha
If frozen over. :januscat
Satan is skiing?
Toboggan, more likely.
I taught him!
How to knit?
no to weave
Can he stitch?
he's learning now
Is he good?
Good Satan? Oxymoron!
Maybe he's misunderstood?
Misunderstood mass murderer?!
Murderer? Um.... Proof?
Coffee.... is... dangerous... :U
Wuffy as well.
where's your sauce? :U
Beer good, foamy!
Apple Beer, nummy. :januscat
Isn't that cider?
only in looks
Huh, thats weird
Heavy is pie D:
What flavour pie?
Pi r squared!
I R Baboon?
I am Weasel!
Yes U R
I meant Actually, a sloth.
Ohhh I see
a burning heart?
no, that's you.
made of plasma!
Posts too much
shouldn't throw stones
Our glass house?
Growing Red Tomatoes
and sinking ships :U
with Flying Whales? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LGZeT07rqlU&feature=related)
Succubus is banned by a bowl of petunias. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4LLbQ7WDh8c)
So...many...words... :januscat
wrong thread methinks :B
Apologies. I quit.
don't give in.
*Laughing at Hapless* :mwaha
Hey, **** happens! :P
Indeed it does
and usually sucks...
clean it up!
With a mop?
no, your tongue... >:3
A crappy job... :januscat
Yes quite literally
no, just figuratively
Eh either way......
lets make way
to the fray! :eager
Into the breach!
Into the... breaches?? >:3
maybe the britches...
my Robot britches?
front line ditches!
no man's land
gnome man's land (http://www.fantasticfiction.co.uk/f/esther-m-friesner/gnome-mans-land.htm)
You live underground? :januscat
I( get around
Man about town.
Around the world. :januscat
in eighty days?
In jaunty jalopies!
Radios still working?
in my head!
AM or FM?
It's XM baby!
Pull my Finger
I don't wanna....
Got the CD (http://www.amazon.com/Pull-My-Finger-Fart-CD/dp/B00000JHFQ/ref=sr_1_2?ie=UTF8&s=music&qid=1251209817&sr=1-2)?
100% Jimi Hendrix !
Rover Hendrix, maybe. :januscat
Who wants coffee?
I want Tea!
I haz mocha?
Mocha is yum!
cappuccino is cream
and very frothy!
I perfer milk
what about tea?
Don't like tea
then try Yuanyang (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yuanyang_(drink))
8 bit Lego's (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4qsWFFuYZYI)!
Acid trip, really. :januscat
Drugs are bad :B
So is school.
Knowledge is Power.
half the battle?
my forte buster!
Not a foible?
Yes, quite enjoyable. :januscat
BRUSH YOUR TEETH!!! :B
Maybe I should.
Help prevent halitosis!
my secret weapon!
Oh! You wouldn't!
*Breaths on wuffnpuff!* :januscat
*hands breath mint*
Brush, floss, rinse!
See your dentist!
See dentist run!
Run dentist, RUN!
nice shiny fangs!
Big pointy teeth!
An Orthodontist's nightmare?
Well I never! :januscat
Surrender the letter! :U
Click my signature
Oh the Torture!
life without coffee?
More hot chocolate... :januscat
Mocha and broccoli (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r0E-0ntoNWo)?
no not brolly (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W0R_eI3QCRc)!
Benjamin Burnly's diary (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DWaB4PXCwFU) :januscat
the prodigal mug?
prodigal my ass
*Drinks some Succubus* :januscat
Btw I'm poisoned :mwaha
Everyone knows that... (http://www.safety.duke.edu/OHS/MSDS/Caffeine.pdf)
Nine Eleven Again.
It never ends :cry
Life goes on... :januscat
And we survive.
Though in pain.
We are Reborn!
In the winter?
Dance in snow?
first dance hakoden
Better get snowshoes!
... now winter borne?
across snowy alps
Through the seas. :januscat
Yarr... set sail
Yo ho ho?
six days away.
...Ooh, that's right... :boogie
No, you're wrong!
I'm never wrong!
Dead into fireswamp?
That is INCONCEIVABLE!
and i'm incorrigible
Don't incorrige him.
Who? Me? Never! O:)
you are... lying :B
I am affronted!
Nice front, then.
*gasp* it's BOXZILLA!
Pfft! Not Scared....
You should be... :januscat
Not very likely
Shows no pygmachophobia?
Whats to fear?
Only fear itself.
don't forget walruses
What about Death?
He's been MELVINED! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zqPEqhWqpEY)
Wedge and Biggs. :januscat
squall will win.
Squall shall fall
did you call?
Not at all.
Damn prank callers
devil may call
Martians make contact! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z4VNMERVsC4)
Yip yip yip :P
One must fall.
into the well
"Lassie, get help!"
Woof woof woof
Timmy? Old well?! :januscat
*Lassie gets run-over*
"Bark, bark-*WHAM*"
Timmy will die :mwaha
who would cry?
Certainly not I
Roddy and Elizabeth? (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lassie_Come_Home)
Probably deserve it... :januscat
We're so evil :P
Not evil enough.
Just one calorie (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U29CgTWtMDw&feature=related)
psh, diet coke...
Just for taste?
Tastless Brown Muck
Very true that
Step it up (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mkyNxEgKALw&feature=fvsr)
Already saw that :poke
You...saw...nothing! :januscat
I see everything.
See the future?
Why, can't you?
It's all history.
with 3x3 eyes
of raw DOOM
flavored cup cakes?
No! BROWNIES!! AAAaAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
I prefer Scouts :mwaha
Ahoy, me Mateys!
Thar she blows?
*snrks* too easy
Shiverin' me timbers? :U
*Plunders the booty*
(And yes wuff I know these are all smutty euphimisms XD)
*Harpoons the whale* :januscat
Call me Ismael...
Pieces of Mate.
(Go on, euphemise that. :-P )
Happy Chinchilli Day! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jf89N1_uz_A)
Chilli con Carne?
Some tasteful sheets (http://www.dungeond.com/d/20090917.html)
This confounds me.
and surrounds you
arr crazy gods
Curse thee verily!
thou Norse now?
Norse? Of course!
is a horse?
show of force!
In a Porsche!
wait... new course!
use the force!
in Open Source?
written in Morse
Obtaining High Scores
Clean you pores
With mushroom spores?
Wave Maggie's drawers.
And all fours.
You're all bores :sleep
Making s'mores.
Not enough words!
Stygian has FAILED :youfail
Whoops, not syllables. :animesweat
I must protest.
(Hadn't noticed Black Angel's words was commenting more on Stygian not following the rhyme, thought his comment was about not having any words left to continue it)
You are pardoned
Do your best!
look, treasure chest
Thou art blessed
Fleas, you infest.
Now I'm depressed :cry
You are repressed.
And sometimes obsessed
building a nest? :B
I'm not dressed :U
definitely a pest.
llearch is unimpressed
perhaps slightly distressed.
maybe he messed?
Who woulda guessed?
Passing the test?
with the rest?
over the crest
into the west
Star on vest?
Filled with zest.
Surely you jest?
Never do incest.
I need rest :sleep
Be thou blessed. :januscat
above the rest
llearch is a transvest.....
Fear is best!
That I detest
Thee I behest.
granted your request.
I'm feeling distressed
In dis dress?
Yeh I guess.....
*hugs with firmness* :januscat
crushed my breasts :mowdizzy
... with great success.
Difficult to digest
Lost in quest.
Information I divest
Information in excess.
Shall I undress?
Photos, please. Yes.
Call the Press!
litigate and confess.
I must protest!
You are grotesque?
*Refuses to attest*
never regret this
Will you assist?
A :twist
You've been kissed
*sigh*
Lost loves reminisced.
*Gets the jist*
you'll be missed
Better than dissed
gonna get pissed
a cruel fate
Changed your date?
Wait....wait.........WAIT!
For your fate?
It's too late...
You've got checkmate?
Not feeling great :tired
So.. just wait.
Lets not debate
we'll just wait
What time? 8?
Checking my slate...
Hurry up mate
Where's mah plate?
In that crate
Oh, it's freight?
start to crate?
i vant Sandvich!
Doesn't rhyme, b****
watch it which(not witch mind you)
So, which witch? :januscat
In the ditch?
With the Fix!
Got a itch
Make me rich!
Mind the Grinch
rhyming with finch
Just a pinch
It's a sinch. :januscat
with a winch...
In the clinch
Need a lynch
Or a punch
succubus for lunch?
got a hunch?
A reasonable guess?
What a mess
Sorry about that! :<
Twas the cat
In the hat.
With the mat.
Up his tw.....
Wearing a cravat
well looky dat
having a chat
with a rat
that's kinda fat.
Like an acrobat. :januscat
Huh... whats that?
(And I'm gonna KILL you llearch I just saw what you did to my name!)
It's a prat.
(moooahahahahahahahahaha! ;-] )
look it's pat!
and his cat?
who is fat.
Ew it spat
Please, no scat.
Fear the Bat :batman
Bat in Frat?
Where's it at? :januscat
under the mat
Sure about that?
tit-for-tat
Up for that.
Yeh I bet :sweatdrop
Why you fret?
there's a threat?
No, no yet
want to bet?
Flying by jet
With Boba Fett?
Mysterious and Precise!
And also wise
with hidden guise
E likes guys :P
only when shanghaied
Or when fried.
yummy soul fry!
Makes you dye! :januscat
And then cry
use less lye.
Huh? But why?
You will lie... :januscat
in state, until...
...appropriate mourning period...
....has been completed
... in some style.
..by a large.....
and powerful male
...white gorilla in....
a blue suit (a power blue suite for any that care to be picky)
little blue suit
a sailor suit?
it's Sailor Bubba!
not sailor Bubba! D:
stay puft marshmallow
I aint afraid (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g4uxIo4t7xM) :boogie
...are you depraved? :januscat
why of course :tongue
with no remorse
i am Norse
private security force
all carry axes
Kinda like Pyro (http://img384.imageshack.us/img384/5223/800pxignissoluszp5.jpg)?
shining finger attack!
Almost like Pyro (http://media.giantbomb.com/uploads/1/15734/487103-pyro_hadouken_super.jpg). :<
sitting on gyro
written with biro
while in Cairo
Flying an Autogyro :U
This doesn't rhyme!
What's the time?
need a dime?
it's no crime.
in your prime?
Yes, so sublime. :januscat
Tastes of lime
want orange time?
No. Not really.
why so frilly?
don't be silly
perhaps willy nilly
huh, Aunt Jemimah?
looks like Slimer
Pure mash liquor!
lets get shmammered! >:3
Yay free booze :cheers
Drot nunk, ossifer!
Juscht pischt, sirrah.
Save me some! :<
picture of sobriety :U
...and some notoriety.
Blah thats boring
better than whoring :P
I'll be snoring :sleep
Ed's not boring
Not so; snoring.
This drill's boring... :januscat
Hmm nice flooring
Are you scoring?
Nope only storing
Stop, we're imploring!
You need succoring?
feed with glory!
Zombies are gory :zombiekun2
jugs are poury?
Freddy is clawy :kruger
my hand's deadly
Blood shines redly
I'm not Fredly?
ask Freddy marvel
Caterpillars are larval
Reduced to rubble. :januscat
pop the bubble
Looking for trouble
i want double