The title says it all. :p You can post whatever you like, so long as it doesn't got against the rules.
But, you are not the last poster... I am.
Can I be the last poster?
Edit:
Oh, that's right. I was going to unlock this later...
Quote from: llearch n'n'daCorna on April 05, 2010, 10:52:30 AM
Oh, that's right. I was going to unlock this later...
heh... and here I was thinking you were assuring yourself victory! ;-]
I thought about it, but why bother? I think Darkmoon won the last one of these threads.
True, it is easily set so an Admin/Mod can have the last word... question is which one? My money is on Damaris.
I think Darkmoon. Damaris doesn't usually join in to these games, whereas Darkmoon has a tendency to get enthralled in them...
Now that you mention it, I can't recall Damaris venturing into the Arena often, if at all. I imagine Darkmoon has the power to post and lock everyone out, including the Mods. Not sure how all that Admin/Mod stuff works, nor is it important that I do. I'll change my bet to Darkmoon.
Damaris has more power than Darkmoon. But then, so do I. ;-]
Neither of us can lock a thread such that the other mods can't unlock it again, or even post in it when it's locked, though.
Quote from: llearch n'n'daCorna on April 07, 2010, 04:24:55 PM
Damaris has more power than Darkmoon. But then, so do I. ;-]
So then, the safe bet is on you?
edit: Llearch, did you scare everyone else off?
Of course, there is always the possibility of a ninja entering the contest.
I don't think a ninja entering the game would be a problem, for a true ninja would leave no trace of his/her passing and certainly wouldn't want to draw attention by leaving behind "Kilroy was here."
Unless of course it was a pirate ninja monkey. :U No one can truly predict what one of those will do.
There is more then one mod? I always thought it was just Box!
Well of course there is only one Box*, but there are multiple Mods.
*The world would implode from the strain of supporting two such beings.
There is the boxlet, as well, but he's not allowed to wander in here.
I can haz last post?
Not this time, no.
Nor this time.
Indeed. One would think you were angling for it, Caswin...
...if I didn't know better. ;-]
Boop! Last post?
not for long
Tag! I'm it!
You know, I think you are, Bra-Pro.
WOOT! wait, what? Now I'm nervous....
You should be.
*Snatches the last post and flees with it* >:3
Hey! Bring that back! ;-]
*pops out of nowhere, bearing the last post* Heeere it is...
Stop. Hammer time.
*bonks with hammer, and ninjapoofs away with post*
HALT! Hammerzeit! *proceeds to break-dance fight to distract the posters while running off with the thread*
(as soon as Basilisk locks away the post, rappels through the skylight wearing a black turtleneck, black jeans, a black skullcap, and Rambo facepaint, grabs the post, then tugs the line and is pulled back up)
*impersonates Abel, suckerpunches, runs away with thread; screaming like little girl*
Oh, I see, this thread is still alive, how lovely.
Yes, last poster and whatnot.
Are you? You don't look like a last poster. Maybe that's just me...
Quote from: llearch n'n'daCorna on April 10, 2010, 05:24:07 AM
Are you? You don't look like a last poster. Maybe that's just me...
You look like the last poster to me, I could be wrong but I suppose the last poster could change at any time someone would post in this topic, granted that moderation can cheat at this however I do believe that they have yet to be bothered to do so, well, beside the initial action made by you. However I know that sometimes people will just do something because someone else mentioned them doings things, such spiteful behaviour.
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v703/WEO/Emicons/Jamesfan.png)
Less talking more epic battling! *brandishes pole-axe* :U
Quote from: Meany on April 10, 2010, 10:40:25 AM
Less talking more epic battling! *brandishes pole-axe* :U
You sir, are most simple-minded and truthfully impatient in your ways, relatively at least.
Red trumps White for the last post..... >:3
Quote from: Mrs_A_ZeTavia on April 10, 2010, 11:20:35 AM
Red trumps White for the last post..... >:3
Perhaps, but your victory is an empty one. In time order will prevail before dying in the blazes of madness.
*appears in a flash of blue light* For now, however...
*yoinks the last post* 'Tis mine! *runs*
*appears out of event horizon riding motorcycle; snatches last post and rides into oblivion*
I'll see your post and raise you one.
Don't mind me, I'll just sit here and wonder if I want to jump on the "FAN" bandwagon... with my last post.
"Freelance Academy of Ninjas?"
LLearch is a box.
... HEY, LISTEN! ... it's bacon! go get the BACON! *points towards kitchen while booking it the other way*
Quote from: Basilisk on April 11, 2010, 01:51:00 PM
... HEY, LISTEN! ... it's bacon! go get the BACON! *points towards kitchen while booking it the other way*
Extra cheese bacon, so much bacon and cheese that it doesn't taste like cheese and bacon anymore!
Instead it tastes like distraction.
Distraction is necessary in ones live to make ones live less intense.
Distractions by definition aim to turn focus towards themselves rather than what is important; by being distracted you loose touch with reality and cannot be relied upon to remain objective.
Also, while you were reading that, I stole the last post. :P
Oh no! The evil Prof. Meany is stealing the last post! What'll we do? Somebody HELP!
(looks up in the sky, at a bird, or a plane, or Superman's fist in Meany's face - oh hey, look, it's Superman!) Hooray! Thank you, Superman!
Quote from: Meany on April 11, 2010, 03:47:06 PM
Distractions by definition aim to turn focus towards themselves rather than what is important; by being distracted you loose touch with reality and cannot be relied upon to remain objective.
Also, while you were reading that, I stole the last post. :P
An example of a necessary distraction is recreation, whilst the need of such a distraction is debatable still people are generally healthier with it, therefore it serves a purpose. It is not necessary to loose touch with reality completely during a distraction, that by all means is a worst or best case scenario. Distractions themselves can be both welcomed or disliked.
and yes, this is me claiming the last post again.
(while Aiyno and Meany go into a huge moral/political/philosophical debate, she tiptoes up in yet another cat-burglar disguise, grabs tghe last post, and tiptoes cartoonishly away)
*swings down from nearby skyscraper, snags last post with webline, and swings away humming Spiderman theme*
... and this is why I locked the thread. Last time, it degenerated into silliness and random spammage.
Mind you, I suppose that's what this area of the forum is for...
What, random spammage?
Did you hear about apples? I heard they were nice, especially allstars, they are sweet and stuff.
I know there is a last post here somewhere for me to make.
Well, that's not it.
This is. Mine! *runs off with the last post*
Oh, and random silliness is exactly what this sort of thread is about. You should see the one on the Mayhem forum.
Quote from: LionHeart on April 12, 2010, 12:39:51 PM
Well, that's not it.
This is. Mine! *runs off with the last post*
Oh, and random silliness is exactly what this sort of thread is about. You should see the one on the Mayhem forum.
Pft, sir, you posses most crude methods of trying to keep us from obtaining the last post, really. On an other note, who is your favourite webcomic character of all time? I am interested!
Quote from: llearch n'n'daCorna on April 07, 2010, 04:04:41 PM
I think Darkmoon. Damaris doesn't usually join in to these games, whereas Darkmoon has a tendency to get enthralled in them...
Actually, I'll be honest. My real inclination was to delete the thread so that no one could have last post. Mwahahaha.
Oh, and last post bitches.
Quote from: Darkmoon Firelyte on April 12, 2010, 04:21:53 PM
Quote from: llearch n'n'daCorna on April 07, 2010, 04:04:41 PM
I think Darkmoon. Damaris doesn't usually join in to these games, whereas Darkmoon has a tendency to get enthralled in them...
Actually, I'll be honest. My real inclination was to delete the thread so that no one could have last post. Mwahahaha.
Oh, and last post bitches.
But, you are a admin, wouldn't that be cheating? :mowsad
There's a problem with cheating?
Dammit, why was I not informed? Did I miss a memo again?
The rules of the game clearly state to do whatever it takes to be the last poster, so long as you don't violate the rules of the forum. I'm within my rights to assure a complete ruination of the game, as dictated by those rules.
Last post. Suck it. Suck it hard.
Eh, posting in locked threads is a permission. No one says the mods have to have it.... >)
So... my money's back on Damaris for last Poster?
Pfft. I don't think she's serious.
Besides, I know how to hack my way back in... ;-]
Theoretically I could delete the forum... that would fix the issue...
If you deleted it now, would I be the last poster?
Please don't delete it, this is fun. And like Llearch said, isn't random spamming what this corner of this corner of the Internet is all about?
♫Kumbayah, my lord, got last pooooossst...♪
You know, it also occurs to me that, technically, I could just delete all posts that come after one of mine... hrmmm...
Now I win my 15 minutes of fame!
Darkmoon, you could delete the forum, but who keeps the backups? ;-]
That implies I don't change all the passwords and stop you from being able to restore the backups.
Who says I need to restore to your server? I could always restore to one of mine... ;-]
*spews random "spam" and claims last post* :P
b&
Last Post (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YN-DUgnk-eI)
Lest we forget.
brick
house :P
Chocolate sprinkles are so good that no other country has them.
Doesn't that prove the inverse of your point?
Quote from: Darkmoon Firelyte on April 14, 2010, 03:20:50 PM
Doesn't that prove the inverse of your point?
You only say that because you are a meany. But you are not the
Meany You are darkmoon, my head hurts.
brick
Box.
brick
Power
brick
No.
no u.
There's enough bricks in here to build a house.
Perhaps we should be looking at alternatives?
Bomb shelter.
Cookies are made from various materials, these materials sometimes are poisonous when someone inadequate makes them, this is why I am not allowed to make cookies without supervision anymore.
brick
wait... what? Is this a parallel universe last post or a paradoxical last post thread...?
brick
Houses are build from various materials, wood was the material of old, accompanied by whatever was at hand in old times, such a clay and grass to waterproof the building. Today concrete and bricks are preferred materials in large parts of the world, western Europe almost exclusively uses these, however in america it is still common for houses to be build with a lot of wood.
I'm sure you can make a nice house out of straw, if you like.
Adobe (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Adobe).
Photoshop :U
Robin Williams?
Joan.
WILL IT BLEND?!
I am a mentalist, I can bend mind, body and .. only mind and body.
brick
Original series Star Trek episodes. :P
Mercy killing, pls.
:batman
:mowninja
:pirate
:spidey
:mouser
I'm not sure why I'm posting here, it's clear to me that I'll never win this thread.
This thread exists because people long for disappointment? Is that what you are getting at? Really? Oh well, let's go and try win this thing then! :U
Pen?
brick
Teller?
Writer? As in a teller writing a story and thereby becoming a story writer?
apples.
:zombiekun2
Zombies can't be the last poster. Sorry.
Sure they can. Their just doing it because it's what they always did. They don't know any better.
:mowcookie
What?
Can we take this line of conversation to mean that mows can be zombified, and gain an increased craving for cookies in the process?
Sure they can! What else would we use against girls scouts when they become too much to handle..... :P
:erk
Quote from: Darkmoon Firelyte on April 18, 2010, 11:21:43 AM
:erk
Did you follow that? I couldn't be bothered, the trail was too hard to follow anyway. I mean, If you are going to leave a trail just make it bloody obvious, I'm not a professional tracker.
:spidey
Quote from: Darkmoon Firelyte on April 18, 2010, 04:00:26 PM
:spidey
Oh common, he is fictional and a genius. It's not like you can compare anyone to him, that's just plain mean.
Sure we can.
is it safe? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dG5Qk-jB0D4)
no, probably not
:U
Quote from: Darkmoon Firelyte on April 19, 2010, 08:40:03 AM
:U
Omigawd, it is .... probably his .... inviting him to bed.
Or so you think.
Quote from: Darkmoon Firelyte on April 19, 2010, 01:48:41 PM
Or so you think.
Hey, just wishful thinking.
Not that I would want to get rid of you, but really; I believe you would have a good time with her if I were correct.
:knifed
There are better ways to take care of a headache, than with a knife you know..... :P
:banghead ?
Well, if you hit hard enough to knock yourself unconscious that's one way! :mowhappy
Though, some Tylenol might be better.... :P
:bunny
Oh, is it time for bunny stew then? :chef
Probably.
I resent that....
Aww who am I kidding? <3 Rabbit stew.
Jugged hare?
Mao is a partial cannibal?
Depends on if you count rabbits and hares as close enough to count.
I don't count, I'm a letter.
Pencil?
brick
PEN!
THE ALMIGHTY SHARPIE!!!! >:3
Sharpei?
I say, that spelling for sharply is horrid.
Shapely?
User of cheap tactics?
Or is tactfully cheap? :3
She was.
This thread is still going?
Alright, move along! Nothing to see here... (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rSjK2Oqrgic)
Are you sure about that? >:3 I think I see plenty......
DO NOT READ THIS SIGN! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PIOgUKzfUkA&feature=related)
OH NOOOOO!! D: I read it!! Will the cops beat me up now?! *runs around in panic*
:batman
Batman doesn't like anything except for beating up villains.
Quote from: Darkmoon Firelyte on April 24, 2010, 01:19:00 PM
Batman doesn't like anything except for beating up villains.
HIS PARENTS ARE
DEAD!
Quote from: Jairus on April 24, 2010, 01:24:36 PM
HIS PARENTS ARE DEAD!
And now the Dancing Zombie Group will dance in their honor!! :mowhappy
:zombiekun2 :zombiekun2 :zombiekun2 :zombiekun2 :zombiekun2 :zombiekun2 :zombiekun2 :zombiekun2
:zombiekun2 :zombiekun2 :zombiekun2 :zombiekun2 :zombiekun2 :zombiekun2 :zombiekun2 :zombiekun2
Batman doesn't like that.
Quote from: Darkmoon Firelyte on April 24, 2010, 10:43:30 PM
Batman doesn't like that.
Okay, okay.................how about a cookie then? :mowcookie
Batman likes Dark (Chocolate) Cookies.
Ah, my apologies! :3 Here are some Dark (Chocolate) Cookies then....... *passes :batman a tray of them*
*is still nomming bacon*
...and more BACON!
My bacon! D:<
Mine. >:[
Are you sure?
Yes.
No. *steals bacon*
</3
Unbreak my heart Keaton. Unbreak my heart! :<
Perhaps some super glue will help... :3
Or hugs. I like Keaton hugs.
WELL THEN.
:tighthug :tighthug :tighthug :tighthug :tighthug :tighthug :tighthug :tighthug :tighthug :tighthug :tighthug
There you go. :3 All better?
Why yes. Yes I am. :>
Hugs more powerful than the loss of bacon... I am duly impressed! But than again, they were Keaton hugs!
Keaton brings me smiles, what else can I say?
Keaton brings smiles in general methinks...
she also farts sunshine and urinates rainbows. now i wonder what the hell you all have been FEEDING the poor girl
... skittles?
Feel pee the rainbow?
I'm not tasting that rainbow. Even I have standards.
Is this a good place to rant and ask silly questions?
Don't expect too many coherent answers.
No.
I don't think mindless rambling does really require answers xD :bunny
I'd say this isn't the place.
I hadn't really though much on the subject that she was telling me to go and look into over there because there could be something trying to attack the north from the sea and take out the south via a tube through the mountains which are just lovely this time of year that the Black Death swept through the countryside of Europe, killing hundreds upon hundreds of toys all available for the low, low and feeling quite depress the button and destroy the world as we know of gravity that bears down upon all living things in this room that we're talking about right now. She confused me greatly.
Substandards, Mao?
Sub standards, as in no screen doors?
im subhuman, do my standards count?
I imagine they can count, however, how high they can count is anyone's guess. My three year old nephew can count to ten, but i don't know if he actually grasps what he is saying is related to actual quantities or if he is merely repeating sounds.
So his name is Milli Vanilli?
Nah, he actually performs his own vocals, I'm just not sure he grasps the concept of the numbers he vocalizes as actual counting. easy enough to test; may do that the next time I see him.
If it turns out that he's just parroting.. see if you can get him to sing "Blame it on the Rain" anyways. That song is awesome. :>
"BLAAAAME IT ON THE RAAAAIN"
*does a stupid dance*
You know, as much as I know that song in retrospect, I have to admit I had no clue who Milli Vanilli was for a few years after. I was so out of it.
i still dont know who milli vanilli is and i would like to keep it that way
Aww, but why? why would you shut yourself out like that?
im used to feeling unwelcome, unincluded, and left out- after enough of it you realise to an extent its a good thing
I have decided I won't post in here anymore. I like the other thread better.
Yeah, most of the crowd that's been posting most recently here are best to be avoided.
Yeah. I have to agree with that. We're all bad people.
Oh, the bad people stay in this thread? My bad, got them confused. Well in that case, I'll not post in the other thread anymore.
Wait... there are Good people around here? I thought this was an exclusive club for sociopaths and sadists :U
Pfff, I'm perfectly normal.
Well, if that's actually the case... go get your own thread :P
He does already have his own sub-forum.
So if he opened a new thread in that forum and immediately locked it, he would be the last poster and win the game?
Nah, because the title "First Poster" would take precedence; besides, do you think Darkmoon or Llearch would let him get away with that? They can post in "locked" threads.
essentially devolving into a mod dick measuring contest.... which actually sounds fun to watch
You know it is brun, you know it is.
Eh, all of the mods have talked it over and know who amongst them has the biggest. They just won't tell the rest of us.
Sarcastically.
Ooo! Goodie, I like that.
Pfft, you would.
I aim to please.
Myself, mostly, but even so...
I aim for the soft spot, the lethal spot and the funny spot.
I aim so as to not hit the seat, rim, or floor.
wow this game is still going on?
Yup.
Yeeeh, Yay.
it's time to get this thread rolling again
Oh, if we must.
/me rolls. >:3
... You rolled a 6.
Are there any modifiers to the roll?
( ( x / x ) * x² + ( 9 / x² ) - ( x * x² ) + ( 1 / (x +1)) * 1.15 + ( 1/3 * x )
Simplified, the real function of the modifier is harder to type.
Just out of curiosity, how did you manage to get the x squared typed in?
Quote from: Corgatha Taldorthar on May 01, 2010, 11:56:28 AM
Just out of curiosity, how did you manage to get the x squared typed in?
ALT + CTRL + 2
Hrm. For me, that does ... nothing.
Mebbe I need to fix something...
Pft, llearchbox and his linux ALT-123 silliness.
Yes.
Yes.
You're repeating yourself, now, Ty.
Perhaps, perhaps, perhaps, but that seems like something I do do do a lot.
Heh. You don't say.
No, he did say. See?
Quote from: Tytaj on May 02, 2010, 01:45:08 PM
Perhaps, perhaps, perhaps, but that seems like something I do do do a lot.
thats more of a stutter then anything
Brunhidden, is wrong wrong wrong, he he he... I forget.
I forget a lot D:
FORGETNESS
isn't a word, I forgot.
FORGETFULNESS. :<
here, halve some mammary pills, that wyll fix this problam
Mammary pills? So many images dancing through my mind.. so little time to express them all.
:)
What?
memory mammary jokes amuse me. :3
I wish my memory was filled with mammaries. :<
It is. Well, not your conscious memory. Take a psych class. :3
I've taken several, actually. It's just not *full* of them. There's other stuff in there. I keep trying to get rid of it but it just won't go away.
o/~ "Mammarys,
Light the corners of my mind
Misty water-colored mammarys
Of the way they were..."
I've got mammaries in my head, going na-na-na nanana na na.
Forget you ever met me. we'll both be happier that way
Since you lack what I'm trying to fill my memory with, fine.
Mao's got the whole alphabet in his head, yes, just like that.
Well, at least up to E, I imagine, not because he would want too, but life is EBIL.
Does that make me life? I know I'm EBIL.
So if the recipe calls for two large eggs, and all I have is two medium eggs, how much water do I add to make up the liquid volume difference and get to be the last poster?
Quote from: Mao Laoren on May 04, 2010, 02:10:44 PM
Does that make me life? I know I'm EBIL.
Mao, you don't wear the TAG so you cannot be.
I however, I'm not technically LIFE. >:3
Wait.. someone Tagged me? Does this mean I'm it?
Hey what.
Something doesn't seem to be right here.
I'm curious, can we track Mao via RFID chip since he's been tagged? :U
I TAG YOU ALL! :U
Mutts, all of you, mutts.
Except Keaton, but she's so0o0o fine.
Hmmm, she is quite fine. Mmmm, yes indeed.
I hate it when I'm making a milkshake and boys suddenly show up in my yard :<
</Facebook quote>
Though facebook is kind of a turnoff.
*shows up in Keaton's yard while she's making a milkshake* huh? What?!
?
_O_
|
/ \
Mmm, milkshakes. Mmm, Keaton.
Keatonshake? Would it be Banana or Lemon flavored? Chocolate and Banana?
Quote from: Mao Laoren on May 04, 2010, 03:28:16 PM
Mmm, milkshakes. Mmm, Keaton.
Keatonshake? Would it be Banana or Lemon flavored? Chocolate and Banana?
In all seriousness: Oreo milkshakes, only because they're impossibly delicious.
Best thing to come out of Burger King in
ever.
Jesus, you were trying to be suggestive and now I'm treating it like a legitimate philosophical question. HOLD ON, I must ponder this in more detail.
Quote from: Basilisk on May 04, 2010, 03:27:16 PM
*shows up in Keaton's yard while she's making a milkshake* huh? What?!
?
_O_
|
/ \
See?! THEY POP UP LIKE FLIES.
(http://i116.photobucket.com/albums/o15/Keaton_Mask/Ida.jpg)
Time to break out the heavy-duty flyswatter!
See? This is why I like you. :3
Quote from: Keaton the Black Jackal on May 04, 2010, 03:39:10 PM
(http://i116.photobucket.com/albums/o15/Keaton_Mask/Ida.jpg)
Time to break out the heavy-duty flyswatter!
teach my daughters, they shall call you sempai and whatnot i assume
Hmm.. are you sure you want that Brun? You may drive away one crowd... but you might attract another...
... I don't think that fly-swatter is big enough
All I know is I keep gaining more and more respect for Keaton as time goes on...
I think every Dad would love that flyswatter to be standard issue for their daughters, especial as the lass becomes of dating age.
Quote from: Mao Laoren on May 04, 2010, 06:41:02 PM
Hmm.. are you sure you want that Brun? You may drive away one crowd... but you might attract another...
this answers my opinion fairly well
(http://d.facdn.net/art/whitefox/1272936011.whitefox_brunhidden.jpg)
Attract
Rawr.
... and I can't see the pic... :<
Because you are SILLY.
and SILLY SALLY's don't go play outside :<
But... she's Ketchup-Crumbles, not Sally.
Longnamego'ssanestopquestioningme!
seriously, don't question anything.
What, question nothing? ... nothing at all?
Quote from: proeliator bradypodidae on May 05, 2010, 09:19:34 AM
What, question nothing? ... nothing at all?
I question your lack of pants.
but that's a question >:3
Dirty dirty.
You want to hear a dirty joke? :U
Quote from: Basilisk on May 04, 2010, 08:28:15 PM
... I don't think that fly-swatter is big enough
You're right, Bas. What was I thinking? I should have gone for efficiency.
(http://i116.photobucket.com/albums/o15/Keaton_Mask/mace.jpg)
And I do so love
efficiency...
owie... that's gonna leave a mark.
*hides in Keaton's ear* She'll never find me there! :D
I think a cannon would be more effective though. That or just a catapult to shoot things into the sun with.
say it with me- tre-bu-chet :U
o/~ mammaries, all alone in the moonlight, I can think of the old days, my hands were full then...
o/~ Mammaries, pressed between the pages of my mind, Mammaries, sweetened thru the ages just like wine...
I sense a disturbance in the sanity.
I think I likes it. :U
o/~ Mammaries, mammaries
o/~ Mammaries, mammaries, I have two of them :3
BEWBS! :B
Unless you show them, I don't believe you ketchup.
There are some things I find best to take as truth unless dire necessity demands otherwise. Besides, "boobquake" was last Monday.
Boobquake! \o/
Now I wonder... is there any way to prove that any picture I post here is actually mine? (And you shouldn't ask for boobie-pics... maybe mine are ugly and you get scared for life ;))
No..but I've yet to meet a pair of boobies that scar me.. at least mentally. Physically there was this one pair...
ya know there is a dangerous form of martial arts known as boob-fu
The more you know!
Mammaries in your bed.
i misread that at first as "Mammaries in your bread"
mmmmm, sounds tasty
Brun, don't try to do that with your wive's. :U
Yes, doing that with your wive's is bad.
Doing it with your wive's best friend however is good for drama.
As I still find the topic of mammaries rather boring, I'll try for an almost unnoticeable topic-change:
Sooo, how do you like [insert random anime of choice]?
[insert random anime of choice] could do with a hiatus to work out the story better. The plot holes are starting to fuse into a plot gorge...maybe even a plot canyon.
I like apples and mammaries.
Kicking a dead horse, Tytaj...
HA! Horses! Theres something I can rant about xD For some reason I went to a school where it seemed like all the kids had rich parents... So many of the girls went riding or had some other expensive hobby. It always seemed so abnormal to me :)
Quote from: Basilisk on May 08, 2010, 05:47:05 PM
Kicking a dead horse, Tytaj...
Dark Pegasus.
Yes, I was waiting to use that, thank you.
And now for something completely different!
Pandas.
No, not giant panda's. Little panda's aren't even the same species, darnit.
:tmyk
Kodkod is the name of a small feline species, I would like to think it is one of the most amusing names ever.
I kod kod you not.
dear sweet amber what did i blunder into?
You pressed a hypertext link which directed you to this page.
Verily. I also believe this is the part where you run away....>:]
Depends, is the slowest possible motion to spite you good enough? :mwaha
Oh dear, I seem to be acting mean, I shall not proceed in behaving like this any further, instead I will post the obvious and be nice to every person I meet unless they say something that makes me dislike them. :giggle
Good show.
Meh, the special effects weren't all that impressive.
but the acting was campy enough to make up for it! >:3
Personally, I prefer the writing. The story was one I could really sink my teeth into.
*uurp* Darned scripts, giving me indigestion...
have a stinger for your stomach?
Unfortunately no. :U But I gots acid for it. Lots of acid.
Sulfuric Acid, Nitric Acid or "the Good" Acid? >:3
Would it be horrifying to say all three?
Are you gonna share? :<
If, in turn, you share them mint spaghetti noodles.
You got a Deal! :U *passes a plate of noodles*
Ew, it'd be like eating dental floss. XD
But dental floss is often minty.
Hmm, if it's minty noodles with chocolate sauce I want some.
You can always add the chocolate sauce if you want. :3
Do you still want some? :chef *holds a plate*
Chocolate goes, or can be made to go with anything. ANYTHING....edible.
Actually I'm not that sure about that... I once had a sausage with chocolate pudding. It really didn't taste nice at all.
Who in their right culinary mind would use sausage with chocolate pudding? In cooking 101 it clearly states that chocolate pudding deserves BACON!
Well we didn't have any bacon and the closest we could get was with that sausage :) Actually we were sure that any combination at least deserves testing, but after the testing I changed my mind xD
... Let me make a note to never try any of your guys' cooking experiments
But Bas, my chocolate covered BLT is devilishly delicious!
I have recieved great praise for my cooking and baking. People say I'm ready for marriage xD
I would politely suggest that if you do decide to marry, make sure your partner is as capable and enjoys cooking just as well as you, or at least has no qualms with the "I cook, you clean the kitchen/do the dishes" division of shared domestic labor.
;)
I'd say my current boyfriend can cook anything with meat. So I guess we won't die of starvation. I'm not sure about all the other housework, because we are both really lazy. I'm still hoping that it will work out once I get to the point of having my own household and that I'll miraculously overcome my laziness, but I think I shouldn't count on that. ;)
Pft, nobody healthy ever died from a little dust.
*swoops down from the rafters, swipes noodles*
*vat floats down on mini-parachute*
(http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2010/4/26/129168023705583847.gif)
Last Post
*snatches vat and dashes away* >:3 Oh, almsot forgot......
*grabs the "Last Post", too and then dashes off*
And the Mows stalk their prey silently... :mowninja
Meany is banned for not participating in his own rhyming game. There, I tricked the system and posted in the wrong thread :mwaha xD
Ketchup seems to have tried something in the wrong thread... oh well... *shrugs and wanders off*
Thar she blows!
*hurls harpoons randomly*
they bounce off of my rolling shield you know
:3
Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!
Actually, they were supposed to come over for tea earlier. I'll have to write a strongly worded letter to address the slight; a very strongly worded letter.
I suggest you post that letter in here first, so we can properly discuss spelling and grammar and overall style. After all, what is a strong worded letter, if it's written badly?
How Who keeps stealing your dragon eggs?
(edited for silly typo.)
My dragon eggs? You mean those in my signature? There's someone who steals them??
Well, when I click on one of the eggs, actually all of them now, I see a message "Egg Stolen on:..."
Ah, that's actually part of the game and means that I stole them from the dragon cave. Alternatively it can say "Egg Laid on:..." when I breed the eggs and don't steal them from the cave.
I reject your topic and substitute my own! :B
I would never reject the Tropics, not even to be the last poster!
Tropics?! :U Does this mean we're going to Hawaii? :D
Fuji Fiji would be nice.
Vietnam is so much better. :U
no one inspects the Spanish acquisition (http://www.whiteponyproductions.com/comicstrips/ctc/ctc0435.htm)!
Random fact of the day: I had to look up several (maybe 5) words to be able to make my post on today's DMFA-comic. I should restart reading English books...
Either that or carry around a dictionary.... :P
Or read it to pass the time when the power goes out. :V
then i'll lend you some power with plasma power
Can I have a plasma cannon instead? >:3
Sure, what do you want to do with it?
Lay siege to Ontario, Canada? :U
Lay siege to the ocean.
So the ocean and Canada will be sieged now?
every country with a C in it must be sieged! >:3
So decrees the Australian government.
The C is forbidden. :U
The cake is a lie.
I should try and get the English version of portal. Else I'll never be able to quote it properly xD
The cake is a lie, propagated by the snooty French Pastry Chefs, trying to dilute the truth of Grandmama's lovely pies.
But I have seen the cake. And I have tasted the cake. I'm pretty sure, it was real cake.
The cake is a lie. What you saw/tasted was your brain wishing that it is a truth, but it is not.
Hm, a very convincing lie then, because everyone else was sure it was cake, too. But well, if you say it is a lie I probably should believe it. After all, I don't care if it was a lie. It tasted good :)
Instead of the last poster, how about the last poser? Or is that an entirely different game.
Yes. Yes it is.
*owlswoops*
Get back, you Meany!
Skree! Skree!
Wait, so do you win by being the last poster when this gets locked?
You win by being the last poster when the mods patience wears thin with it, or when the other forumites loose interest.
*owlswoops*
I was told this is a good investment and won't lose interest in the current market.
*keeps tennis racket at the ready for owl swoops*
*owlpumpsshotgun*
*caressesSasha*
What say we discuss this over sandvich...
Mmm, yes. Mmm, quite.
Yippee! Sandviches FTW!
...but no pickles! God help you if I find pickles!
Is it just me or is everyone changing avatars all of the sudden? Or has this been an ongoing thing and I'm just very slow realizing it? I guess I'll have to go and create a random avatar just like llearch...
I should really change my avatar, but can't be bothered to make a new one, oh dear.
Maybe you should commission one of the myriad starving artists for one? :U They work for hamburgers!
Hamburgers?! :U I'd rather be paid in PIZZA!!!! :D
And I'd rather be paid in food from Olga's Kitchen©, but the artists demand hamburgers. :V
All right then..... :3
*gives the artists what they demand and shoots hamburgers outta a bazooka* >:3
Um...the artists are that way. *points*
let me load my fanboi program and then i'm there!
Everybody down....He's becoming disgruntled!
QUICK!! :U DIVE INTO THE MAN-HOLES!!!
...so many easy responses to that.
lets hear one then
I'm giving a totally unrelated one :3
I'm keeping in line with the subforum's PG rating! O:)
What would be significant about achieving the status of last poster?
Quote from: Meany on May 18, 2010, 04:51:04 PM
Maybe you should commission one of the myriad starving artists for one? :U They work for hamburgers!
STAY AWAY FROM MY MONEY.
You hurt my moneys feelings. :<
Money has feelings?! :erk Well that's something I've never heard before.......
Money is meaningless. Now, bullion, on the other hand...
Money is your friend.
Lies. Lies and slander!
Bullion? How is dehydrated broth (bouillon in French) or stock formed into a small cubes your friend? Granted, there are applications in cooking where it is pretty awesome, but I'm not sure that would designate it as an object for personal affection.
In this case I was referring to the definition of bullion that relates to gold or other precious metals. :P
This is the guldenage, biatch.
A silverage would be more aesthetically pleasing.
but will it blend?
It would help if the walls were more grayish...but some themed wallpaper should fix that. :>
You're welcome to theme the forum. We've set that up for you.
I was talking about redecorating my dining room, but yes; that seems fine. Thankies. :>
Hm. How does everyone get those fashionable "fan-buttons" in their sigs?
Perhaps by going here (http://clockworkmansion.com/forum/index.php/topic,7164.0.html)
Otherwise you could go to llearches server, however he didn't catch up to all the images posted, yet. ( llearches server is linked in the first message ) Also, when invading a hostile nation; please wear pants.
I have a life. So sue me. When someone starts paying me to keep it up to date, I'll spend more time on it. :-P
I wonder what the average time is for a last post to stand until it is dethroned... Tech?
Notify me!
I don't think so.
I was not asking you, owl
*owlswoops*
*watches the owlswooping* :popcorn
Ah, this is gonna be good..... >:3
Quote from: llearch n'n'daCorna on May 24, 2010, 12:25:59 PM
I have a life. So sue me. When someone starts paying me to keep it up to date, I'll spend more time on it. :-P
how about 3 pounds?
No, Seven Pounds. It was a WAY better movie.
Never saw the movie. Haven't actually seen a movie since summer 2008.
*rolls around in the saved money*
*steals the money, however the currency exchange seems evil*
I've saids it once, and I will saids it again.
Bullion.
I still think I would prefer a rather nice béarnaise.
I would knife folks for a decent croquembouche.
Hrm. I wonder...
... if I go through the posters and make sure each one is unchecked for notifications on this thread, does that count as cheating? ;-]
Not really.
Oh, good. I'll start with you.
Llearch wins the internet. :U
I'm not sure winning the Internet is a good thing.
Everyone! Into the bunkers!
Is there a harem of smexy girls in the bunkers waiting for me?! :U
...Yes. Yes of course.
Now right this way.
Ah, why thank you! :D *rushes into the bunker*
*looks the door*
Looks at mrs_a_zetavia
No roleplaying. >:3
*unleashes the spider-gorillas*
No you didn't, you unleashed butt monkeys.
...Curses. Who replaced my remotes again!?
it's a signal override curtsy of wily inc
I'm lost. I haven't posted in here for so long, I don't know what's going on? :P
Quote from: Ketchup-Crumbles on May 28, 2010, 04:19:31 AM
I'm lost. I haven't posted in here for so long, I don't know what's going on? :P
Exactly!
That's okay, those who have been here all along still don't know what's going on, either. Consider yourself in good company.
I hereby establish a new line of thought!
Whitewall tires.
A white wall is a canvas on which a world could be drawn, but the canvas could be filled with blood, sweat and tears before the masterpiece was ever finished, a good artist strives for perfection, a legendary one dies while lingering beyond it. :B
Your pies are weak, they need more NUTMEG.
I prefer me some beef to them pies.
I find beef pot pies to be rather tasty.
But chicken is so much better. :U
pie is strange. let them eat cake instead!
No! I won't say it, no!
Tarts. :B Wonderful, delicious tarts.
Tarty...
Did you steal my tarts? >:[
No, I would never steal tarts from the man, who provides me with a harem of girls....... D:<
Perhaps it was someone else...... :.
I shall call upon some heroes to help solve this injustice! :spidey :batman
That person, yeah, the one over there did it!
Off with his fingers! >:O
the knave of hearts he stole those tarts and took them clean away!
The King of Hearts called for the tarts, and beat the Knave full sore.
:B I think "tart" is a weird word.
It would seem, Ketchup-Crumbles, that you have a rather large nursery and stable of Dragons that need naming.
Did you find another cutesy avatar, Brady?
Quote from: llearch n'n'daCorna on June 01, 2010, 10:26:25 AM
Did you find another cutesy avatar, Brady?
It's all Wuffnpuff's fault. She found cutesy sloth's on dailysquee dot com and showed them to me via messenger, one thing lead to another, and, yeah, new avatars.
I'm so easily influenced by really cool Ladies... *sigh*
That's just silly.
*owlswoops*
@brady: Yup, yup, I have a lot of dragons that need naming. But I can't decide on names and there's also this huge lineage project I have in mind... I think in the end I might go for captcha-names... If you (or whoever wants to name my dragons) have a name in mind, you can name any dragon on my list below the yellow cheese dragon. xD :rolleyes
Quote from: proeliator bradypodidae on June 01, 2010, 10:31:42 AM
I'm so easily influenced by really cool Ladies... *sigh*
Uh huh. Remind me to pass Wuffy an ice pack.
Please, think of the last posting.
No one ever does.
You once did. :<
And I still do, but there are other concerns.
Like: how long do I have to beat this Knave before he gives me the friggin' tarts?! D:<
well, unless he's a pimp... however, wouldn't you be able to find tarts at any night club style establishment?
...I'm sorry. I'm terribly sorry but I can't look at you. I mean, I've seen cute, but this is like circus cute. Eye-soap...need eye-soap!
just rip them out they'll grow back. they do grow back don't they?
Eyes eyes eyes.
aye ay eyes your eyes hypnotize
"I am Mighty Ray! Fear my eyeballs!"
...The fact that that was the first thing that entered my mind is a horror I will endure for years.
Luckily you have crappy memory and your save files got corrupted.
only with green seed cake.
Mmm, green seed cake.
Fungus, N0o0o0o0o0ooo!
mushroom power!
Deep fried beer-battered Mushrooms with a nice garlic dipping sauces... mmm.... Oh! And a nice lager!
I think I'll stick to popcorn shrimp, all the same.
eww how could you?
Droids know about how food tastes? HOW SILLY!
( everything tastes like charcoal and stuff )
Quote from: Tytaj on June 05, 2010, 09:53:54 AM
( everything tastes like charcoal and stuff )
Hey! My cooking's getting better!
Are you sure about that? :3
Are you going to cook us something then to prove your statement....... :P
Well, the Food and Drug Administration hasn't lifted the ban on my cooking for others yet, but as soon as they do (or get distracted), you're on!
"Breaking news! The Food and Drug Administration national headquarters was set upon by a superflock of owls, hailing from all parts of the continent. The superflock survived all attempts to drive it away, and efforts were ceased when owlbears were sighted approaching the building. The flock, as well as the owlbears, have left the Administration as a gutted shell of its former self, and is moving now towards the FFC national headquarters. Lock the doors, its getting messy out there. Good night."
and this have been the scene here in movie land USA. the pressed has called a press conference wit this to say.
I want to have a silly hat, so I have a silly hat to wear to a silly place and be silly. :U You can't have my silly hat, because I still don't have a silly hat so you can't take it!
For a silly place, I want a silly hat, so I can silly with a silly hat, and be silly! Give me a silly hat.
I'm not sure if this thread is an improvement on the norm or not...
Quote from: llearch n'n'daCorna on June 07, 2010, 08:23:30 AM
I'm not sure if this thread is an improvement on the norm or not...
And what pray tell ins the norm? I have yet to find it. If you have some formula please share it. but do not feed me tooth paste. I shall cry if you do.
Even I can't follow that line of thought. I tip my hat to you, sir. :B
Quote from: e_voyager on June 07, 2010, 10:37:31 AM
And what pray tell ins the norm? I have yet to find it. If you have some formula please share it. but do not feed me tooth paste. I shall cry if you do.
"Normal" is a setting on a washing machine.
Normal is as normal does.
Momma always said normal was like a box of chocolates...
Llearch isn't filled with chocolate, silly. Your mother is silly.
Are you sure? After all, llearch is so full of sweetness and such...
Well, there's only one way to find out...
Nom nom nom.
Well........was he full of chocolatey goodness? :3
Full, yes. Chocolate, not so much...
Mint, all is mint. :B
mint chocolate?
mmm, icecream...
You and your strange tastes will one day be the end of this world.
Or not, whatever, this world is silly anyway.
Yep, it is.
Sooo, I guess no one wants to do a world cup betting game. Or should I rather advertise it somewhere else?
...A what game now?
skittles.
I wonder what purple tastes like?
Slightly darker than magenta.
I'll try and use some "force"...
First game of the World Cup in Southafrica is (this Friday at 3 PM, GMT):
Southafrica : Mexico
So, how will the game end? What do you think? I personally think Southafrica will lose 0:2. Or maybe I should ask about the game on Saturday (7:30 PM, GMT) England : USA?
yay, more world cup crap here.
And I thought for a minute that we could avoid it. Oh, well. *sigh*
there is no avoidance! soon all shall kneel!
I can't kneel, the doctor says it is bad for my selfrespect.
*knees Tytaj in the groin* Is that better :U
Alas, poor Yorick! I knew him, Horatio, a fellow of infinite jest, of most excellent fancy.
You fancied him? You dirty, dirty boy, you.
and that is the way the llearch rolls.
Albeit one could argue that him being a square box would make him bad for rolling.
Tytaj has just said a mouth full
It is impolite to speak with your mouth full.
Technically one could say that ones mouth is always full of something.
We'll have to change the atmosphere.
... to what, CO2 or something?
Anaesthetic Gas.
why? do we need more?
yessss wedo.
Also where are there two of these threads; to make it funnier?
CURSES! I posted in the wrong thread last time!
(shakes fist at the sky) DARKMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON............!
Quote from: Captain on June 24, 2010, 08:14:38 PM
yessss wedo.
Also where are there two of these threads; to make it funnier?
It's worse than that, Captain.
I blame darkmoon.
Because he actually is the one to blame this time.
He sets such great examples.
please fax me the manual so i'll know how to affix blame in the future.
I would recommend topic-starters and work from there.
but Meany stated this one are they to blame then?
I think I'll go over to Darkmoon's for a while.
the sloth is caught in a loop save him!
nahhhhhh
Roll your dices.
It won't matter, you'll never roll high enough. >:3
High? I always get 1's and 2's.
And yet you always come out on top by stealing all the penalties.
yeah, well, you know how it is. One has to do what one has to do...
You always say that, but truthfully you are beating the system by just being part of it! :<
So what happens to the people outside of the system?
wait... there's a system?
Who knows. Just hope Skynet hasn't happened yet.
It hasn't.
I've still got a few bugs left.
Are you using goto commands? They might be your problem sources.
they usually are.
"GOTO is a four-letter word."
- one of my lecturers at TAFE.
Lionheart has been around for quite long.
I ... I ... I ...
Go figure: People here are full of something.
Yeah, I swear. Most of them are filled with these things called organs. Brains that act like silly supercomputers to control all actuators and sensors alike. They are also filled with food and other meats. The largest organ would be the skin, I heard. Though refering to the skin as an organ seems rather silly to me. Still most people wouldn't survive without it. The world is filled with rather strange natural rules. Of course you didn't mean it literally, but it is just too much fun to type random things. :)
Yes, yes, so it would seem.
if i'm the last post for 14 days in a row do i win?
Dunno. I might've just broken your winning streak though.
red, white, pink, blue, hmmm these are not the right streaks.
you forgot black and purple!
I prefer infra-red and ultra-violet.
those aren't my armor patterns though
But the waves will still penetrate
Not if it's a solid enough substance. Gamma rays, on the other hand...
are awesome because being solid is for wimps.
Captain doesn't like solid substances, he feeds himself with imagination. :B
Eh? know what I mean? Know what I mean? Nudge, nudge! Know what I mean? Say no more! A nod's as good as a wink to a blind bat, say no more, say no more!
(Monty Python)
"Melting skirt, always good for naughty parties!" I have the whole first season on DVD, 'cause "NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION!!!"
first the bot wash then an oil change. later forumites!
But what if it doesn't use oil?
Then where are we supposed to put the stuff from the Gulf?
Why, Inumo we do need plastics.
to build our air ships. i shall fly our air ships. i don't know hot to land an airship http://drmcninja.com/archives/comic/17p86
I've got a song stuck in my head going na na na nanananana.
... Katamari Damacy?
the box has struck
By lightning?
Usually.
Good, good.
Mediocre mediocre?
Which troll-fighter gets that rating?
I saw. Do try to bring your game up, otherwise we'll all have to sink to your level...
But you are all so floaty from my point of view, it is awesome. o.o
awesome is the feeling of a new power in your arm buster!
... a new bra?
does box have arm envy?
no arms, no legs, recyclable.
Box is prettimuch perfect.
perfection is debatable
Never question the box!
I agree, never question the box.
common sense or survival?
Common sense leads to survival. That's why you hear about so many fails; common sense isn't so common anymore! :P
But somehow people do manage with their failness
in the words of my old math teacher. " common sense is a misnomer. the wrong name given to something...."
Ssshh. My common sense is tingling.
pft, sense.
So uncommon, it's a super power.
you should have linked to the movo poster. http://packphour.wordpress.com/2007/12/08/common-sense/
oh. You mean like this?
:tingle
Deadpool.
It's like a pool, but deadly.
it's deadpool not death pool. deadpool the merc with a mouth.
Wade Wilson, even.
Apparently one of his moves in the recent Capcom vs. Marvel game is to grab his health bar and beat his opponents with it. One of the many reasons to enjoy the character. XD Fourth wall awareness for the win.
Ah, those little yellow boxes. How I have missed them.
I like brown boxes more, but if you find yellow ones kinky, I am not the one to judge.
can even deadpool stop her (http://drmcninja.com/wp-content/uploads/mcpiggy.jpg)?
Apparently not.
Trippy.
wish i could claim credit for drawing her but i don't draw that well.
Shame.
It's a shame~~
I wish I actually remembered that song, gosh. referencing one line from a song is silly if you don't know that song, I think.
Story of my life: randomly quoting from things nobody's seen that I only might remember the context of. People look at me funnily after those moments.
to you comments i can only say this
Quote from: 'Mark Twain""NOTICE: Persons attempting to find a motive in this narrative will be prosecuted; persons attempting to find a moral in it will be banished; persons attempting fo find a plot will be shot."
~ Mark Twain
tsk, shooting people is soo 1999.
Yet it seems to be making a comeback in the slums...
it never stopped people just got sick of hearing about it
o.o
i weep for the fallen.
I try not to; instead, I live for today. If you haven't lived, you're wasting your time here on earth.
Well, many say I'm wasting a lot of my time on Earth right now by reading all my webcomics... (39 if you want to know)
Only 39?
Heh. http://llearch.net/me/webcomics.html - nuff said.
the box reads almost as many webcomics as i do and many of the same ones.
We read 15 of the same, Llearch. I suppose I SHOULD get around to reading some more webcomics...
many of them have discontinued.
And here I though I had no life... That scares me, llearch.
130+ webcomics isn't really all that many you know.
apples.
oranges?
Spanky: 130? You missed in your count. There's well over 450 on my page, and there's a whole stack I need to add.
boxy is absolutely right but both of use need to weed out the dead links like hellbound and sinner dragon. i missed a could of you totals when i said 130+
Yah. 23+22+76+142+10 > 130, although less than I'd thought.
Of course, there's another 80 that I haven't added to that list, of varying updates, and there's a whole pile that need filtering out. *sigh(* I keep meaning to write a management app to feed them all into a database, but...
it's always time to find time for the little fun projects of you own aren't then. say do you have box dog and annoyance factor nine? they don't update very often. also i missed the 142 total. i guess i was skimming to fast did i miss any others?.
I have AF9, I don't have Box Dog. Last time I looked, AF9 hadn't updated since June 2006; I think that counts as dead, rather than on hiatus.
Czech republic is great.
Good weather!
Weather or not I agree?
That's cheating, you are always right. :<
How can I be cheating if I'm always right?
Cold-reading psychics? Telemarketers who manage to call JUST when that hot bath is ready? Plenty of people cheat while always being right, or at least correct about certain things.
And thus we get the stock market! :P Okay, maybe not, but it was fun to say that. :D
the crash is a coming and it's time to hit the ground running
Yay.
Play-doh
what does playdoh have to do with yay?
Who cares? Play-doh's still awesome.
i've made some before out of flour and salt
food colouring helps, along with some water...
I like colours when they don't remind me of healthy things.
Like...
I'll get back to that later, first I will research!
theses days it's hard to find something that others won't say is unhealthy for you
Aye, I don't want to lose my childhood innocence, it gives me much amusement.
innocent? I don't think so...
noo! not that song again!
Which song?
The song about a man and his path into drugabuse.
Quick, change the topic to banjos!
*Duel of the banjos tune* Berw nerw nerw nerw nerw nerw nerw nerw, nerw...
^above post is awesome, so I add the unawesome flutes cause I am sleepy and cannot think of anything else.
Actually you can forget the flutes, I add really weird synth.
Your topic is too silly.
but this is wacky land!
Sorry, I haven't had my breakfast sugar yet.! :ipod
*Turns on some trance techno music* Bvv bvv bvv bvv bvv bvv bvv bvv bvv bvv bvv bvv bvv bvv bvv ts kaht tsikka
Yay beat-boxing! :P
This is the way it is.
That's just the way it is.
Checkmate lil' miss. :B
Does my username make you think I'm female...?
No, but it does remind me of teddy bears.
That's new... Most people I know thing dog, what with the "inu" in there.
i am E. i have no assigned gender. call me mr roboto if you must.
*checks* Yup... I have gender.
I don't wish to know that.
Too late now...
But the cabbages spoiled long ago.
I agree with another kind of sentiment.
Sentiments which shall not be said but I hope have been seen.
i sleep the sleep of the of the doomed care to join me?
I thought droids didn't believe in doom?
Only in success percentage.
Well, when you've got an AI that knows not only the usage of "doom," but also that the success percentage is less than 0.00001%, I think they can put two and two together to get swordfish.
Inumo oh no you said something you shouldn't have.
How about something else you shouldn't have done?
don't know what shouldn't have been done?
Zombie march, zombie march.
Zombie zombie zombie march.
If pokemon where inserted into a horror flic..
I need to reprogram the pokemon the pokemon the pokemon
to...
to...
to...something, something, black hole, doom, and stuff. I don't remember I haven't slept for 31 hours.
Actually, forget that, what we really need is special zombied apple-pinched psyduck pie for our picnic.
sounds like monster confusion to me to me.`
Do the Monster Mash.... it's a grave yard smash!
Am I the only one who thinks of Count Chocula when I hear that song?
Am I the only one who thinks of metang and metagross when I see that?
See what, exactly?
yes do tell
I've lost interest. >.>
Now I have to pay.
... need better investments?
investments rarely pan out it seems
usually there's a vested interest in them...
I haven't worn a vest in years... if ever.
but vest impede bullets !
Depends on the vest. A life vest wouldn't really impede a bullet much at all...
What about swords and shovels?
shovels > swords > bullets.
stick to busters. they often have more tricks
but they got busted...
true that can happen
It's so sad.
my towel is wet :(.
dry it with fire!
Fire and salt!
salted fire?
Or take down a fire elemental and use their fire salts. They'll keep it warm, prevent it from freezing, bring new life to it, and even make it harder to set fire to!
Props if anyone knows what I'm referencing.