Angel is banned by 2 children, one on hands and knees behind her, and one that pushes her over the one behind her... they run away giggling like school girls after the act is completed
>:3
Basilisk is banned for being silly.
Coggeh! is banned in the name of being silly! Being silly is not a crime!
Mao is banned because i called the cops, and told them he likes to bake pies... and by bake i mean punch, and by pies, i mean babies :mowhappy
Basil is banned because in my defense, that baby had it coming. He was totally being a dick.
Mao Laoren is banned for babying it up.
llearch is banned because some sick man send babies to fight me.
Cogidubnus is banned by the reading owl (http://www.egscomics.com/egsnp/?date=2004-07-03) remember read the rules or the owl will eat you!
E is banned by necromorph babies... ones that look like THIS
(http://i484.photobucket.com/albums/rr201/BAMFthesenior/dead-space-necromorph-art-200809-2.jpg)
Basilisk is banned for i only fear the T-virus sigma strain well that and soul erasure(shudders)
E is banned because fear and danger are two very different things... just because you don't fear it, doesn't mean it isn't dangerous... you are banned for your overconfidence while confronting the necro-baby...
Basilisk is banned bay the words of ran the bold. :" you can kill be zero but you can't stop me"
E Voyager is banned by angry janitors, who unleashed the power of rampaging squirrels.
Arcblade is banned because I am the squirrel.. now feel my squirrely wrath!
Mao is banned for duke has gathered his shepherdly cohorts and have started a squirrel hunt... i swear i was not involved in arranging such an expedition
>.>
<.<
Really....
Basilisk is banned for not being involved. C'mon, what's more fun than chasing fat, lazy squirrels? Especially when you can freak them out so they squeak and run away! Good times. (No squirrels are harmed in this common campus activity, I might add)
Arcblade is banned for inferring that I am fat and lazy. I assure you I am neither.
Mao is banned to avoid squirrely wrath that I may or may not receive.
Drase is banned for not moving this topic forward... he was supposed to bring the bears to chase off the dogs...
basilisk is banned for revealing the bears too soon. Still training them to juggle their prey.
Drase is banned preventively.
Corgatha is banned by accidental collateral damage when i released the Dire-wolves to chase off the bears and didn't realize that the wolves were traveling with a small pack of mows...
Basil is banned with a cattle prod to the base of the spine.
Mao is banned with a nightstick to the kneecaps.
Black_angel is banned by the Ruinous Powers.
Pagan is banned by a scalpel to the ham sting, followed by a door slammed into the head (yea... i saw Kill Bill again today, and i forgot about that scene)
Basilisk is banned using hot rebar and motor oil. Don't ask, was actually threatened with this once.
Drase is banned because i lured him into throwing a punch. Grabbing his arm at the wrist while he's fully extended, i then begin twisting the arm, while doing that, i do an elbow slam on his locked elbow, breaking his arm. The broken arm is followed by a quick palm-heel to the arm pit, stiffening his pose enough that when i kick his knee, it too breaks... his body has a natural tendency to fall forward, and his chest lands on my own knee. an elbow drops on his spine at the same time as his body impacts the knee, thus knocking the wind out of him for good measure... Have fun getting to the ER after that thrashing buddy...
Actually I'd start with a kick to the knees first... Actually had a few years of training
And basilisk is banned due to being overly violent and a child was nearby, traumatizing it. And the kid's mother is a lawyer. Woo, complications of the legal system, GO
Basil is banned because at no point did Drase throw a punch.
Drase is banned because we all know that lawers are the ultimate form of evil and now he's gone and invoked one. Way to go.
Mao fails to realize that i'd just drag the whole thing out in court, as one my best friends is now a defense attorney... former roommate who i had to bail out of jail for drunk and disorderly... let's just say he owes me...
Mao is banned while i sic some vicious attack pandas on the parents as a form of restitution outside the legal system...
Basil is banned with cereal. Mmmm... Honey Bunches O' Oats.
Pagan is banned with mass amounts of milk to go with his cereal
Drase is banned for not being listed on the network of (mumble) and cat girl fans.
e_voyager is banned for existing!
information dead ? or is it dead information is banned for existence and voyaging are my primary functions at this time.
'e's been banned, Holmes!
Jay is baned homes... by that i mean jay is banned with a mobile home, airlifted by a C-130 and through an impressive display of mathematical and physics prowess, is dropped on Jay mid trip to classes
Basilisk or is his nick mane Bask? is banned because his plan needs at least 5 more steps to be considered a evil master piece or work of art as fare as evil planning goes.
E is banned for sammyches. Mm...sammyches... :U
Cog is banned 'cause I haven't had lunch yet. :<
ngel is banned because the sandvich (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tMfzUZNXRbE) is back
Basilisk2150 is banned by the force of a Hobo diving headfirst into this game.
teh_hobo is banned cause he stinks!
information-dead is banned for having useless information.
Jay is banned, for his powers of observation are inspiring (said with extreme sarcasm) :U
Basilisk2150 is banned for being in need of a trim.
Corgi is banned because I need a haircut as well. I can't remember when I last got one.
Jairus is banned because haircuts aren't METAL.
hobo is banned for eating rotten bannana peels!
Information-dead is banned for force feeding teh_hobo rotten banana peels.
Drase is banned by gunfire, to go with the sammyches.
Llearch is banned for TRIPPING ME OUT MAN
Teh_Hobo is banned by Unity. With dogfood and gunfire and sammyches.
llearch is banned by an angry janitor with a box cutter
Basilisk is banned by a large rotund mechanical secretary. Also he is called a hottentot.
Cogi is banned because that girl you tried to pick up the other day... well lets just say she's packing heat... and i don't mean in the violent kinda way...
Basshunter is banned for making bad music.
Slowtini is banned because LOL WUT?
Teh_Hobo is banned for trying to use boxy as home... there is now a small blood stain around boxy's edge that he hasn't cleaned off yet
Basil is banned by that snapping sound a clinical glove makes.
Pegan is banned, because he fails to realize i'm standing behind him with a rather massive needle, and the noise is from my gloves... now, i'll just need a little blood sample... 3 liters should be enough...
basilisk is banned because im a vampire!!!!!!
I-D is banned because I'm pretty sure he isn't.
Mao is not banned, though he is given a thumbs up now that i can continue my "work"
basilisk is banned for thanking mao
Information-dead is banned for not appreciating the value of kindness
Drase is banned for i need a distraction while i make a brake for the lab... Pagan might be a little out of blood...
basilisk is banned for killing pagan
information-dead is banned because his sig is self-referential, but doesn't reference his personal text, which it probably should for good measure.
Llearch is banned for evicting me.
hobo is banned for being a hobo
ID is banned because he's new and that means I just banned a newbie for my birthday. I think that counts as a present from the forum. Whee! :3
Angel isn't banned, because it's her birthday... in fact, she's given a hug instead :hug
happy birthday :3
Basilisk is banned for showing mercy.
Teh_Hobo is banned by overly spicy burgers.
pagan is banned because his name is weird and i need a reason to ban someone
Information-Dead is banned by Neal Pearts rotating drum kit.
hobo is banned for banning the unbannable! (and for being a hobo)
ID is banned for insinuating that he can't be banned.
VSMIT is banned for being professional.
llearch is banned by a professional.
Mao is banned because i'm an amature... and this is going to hurt like hell
Basilisk is banned by others for face away and pretend that he's not. sorry dude mob mentally at work.
e_voyager is banned because of his name!
ID is banned because he's one to talk, having death in his screenname like a depressing...guy.
Black_angel is banned because that's kind of a teapot-meet-kettle scenario.
Mao is banned by a low flying hand glider, laden with a morbidly obese man and his pet chihuahua
Basilisk is banned because that is one scary picture
e_voyager is banned for making me actually picture that. Normally i am immune to mental imagery, but that... eesh.
Teh_Hobo is banned for not imagining a chorus line of morbidly obese men with their chihuahuas.
jay is banned by a chorus of morbidly obese men doing a fan dance one handed, and holding their chihuahuas in the the other hand
Basil is banned because.... just no, ok? NO.
Mao Mao is banned by a conga line snaking through his house, messing up his carpets.
Coggeh is banned by a football team, with mascots and cheerleaders.
Llearch is banned for failing to specify if it's American or European football
Basilisk is banned for thinking it makes much difference. He's still banned.
Boxy is banned for not telling Bas-boy there is only one kind of Football. What we Americans call "football" should be more properly called "Fumball."
Jubblies is banned for including me in that "we". And for mistakenly thinking I care what Americans call their wussy little sport. ;-]
Boxy is banned for thinking that I was including him when I said "we." I was discussing my fellow Americans, not any Brits.
Jairus is banned because Jonny's an American...
Black_angel is banned for thinking I have a hook nose!
Stygian is banned for fabricating imaginary memories of things I said. I think.
Black_Angel is banned for reveling the weakness in anti-life
e_voyager is banned because I am curious... what is this "Anti-life" thing?
Jay is banned by a helpful article (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anti-Life_Equation)that explains that which should not be known
e_voyager is banned for reminding me too much of a previous housemate of mine.
Mao is banned by the end of Spring Break.
Pagan is banned, for the death of your break is only the beginning...
(Woo! Only three more days to go! Not counting today... :<)
Cogidubnus because my mini-break ends today :cry
Corgatha is banned because breaks are great and all, but the real fun is summer vacation...
Basilisk is banned because it snowed on my campus the other day. Then it rained.
Angel is banned for disliking weather.
FreeFull is banned because the morbidly obese men with chihuahuas are back... and they've just learned that cannibalism is totally an option...
Basilisk2150 is banned for putting that image into my head.
Corgatha is banned by a failing keyboard
E is banned with premeditation, and malice afterthought
B is banned because i don't have any idea what he's talking about >.<
Scorpio is banned because those are the two major points that define first degree murder in the US federal court system...
Basilisk is banned because you can't spell slaughter without laughter. :3
Cogidubnus is banned by a horrible pun
Spanky is banndled up into a carpet and dumped somewhere in a punful heap.
llearch is banned maliciously by a Viking Berserker, who has no idea how he encountered E, and therefore worked himself into a fit of rage... poor poor boxy...
Basilisk is banned because I gave up soda for lent, and I am cranky without caffeine.
Teh_Hobo is banned because he has a BEARD! GET HIM!
Corgatha is banned by the power of the beard. Fear its scraggly might.
Cogi is banned by a group of disgruntled office employees who have modified standard office equipment into barbarian style weapons and armor
Basilisk is banned because they're too busy destroying their own copier to care about me.
Cogidubnus is banned because there is no need to destroy the copier. Copiers never work in the first place
Corgatha is banned because I'm grumpy after dying being eaten by obese men carrying dogs (I respawned on top of Mt. Everest). I don't even know why the dogs were obese, or why the men were riding them.
Freefull is banned because really, dying isn't so bad. I barely noticed mine.........
corgatha is banned for attempting to divide by zero
Basil is banned by a black hole. Proof that even 'God' divides by zero some times.
Mao is banned because I've noticed his hand is part of his body here, too.
llearch is banned for we know about his secrete tattoo...
Basilisk is banned because that is not data i required.
e is banned because the data is corrupt.
Jairus is banned because it's early and I'm already tired.
Corgatha of the Taldorthar 's is banned because eternal warriors should never give in to fatigue
E_Voyager is banned because all Eternal Warrior does is prevent an attacking creature from becoming tapped.
(http://www.wizards.com/global/images/magic/5e/Eternal_Warrior.jpg)
The1Kobra is banned because tapping in Magic the Gathering seems to simulate some sort of tiredness or temporary draining of resources.
Corgatha is banned and forced to play children's card games for his soul. :U
Cogidubnus is banned. I'm quite good at card games, so I'll probably hold onto my soul and come looking
Corgi is banned because in the future, card games will be played on supersonic fighter jets... wait, I did this one already.
Corgi is banned because we keep bandying these bans about.
Jairus is banned for continually calling me "corgi".
Corgi is banned for ingratitude.
Stygi is banned because now he and Corgi have rhyming nicknames! Yay!
Jairus is banned because that's not a rhyme. If it was, I'd have to jettison everything I knew about linguistics. :S
Styg-ee. Corg-ee. What doesn't rhyme about that? You're banned for that.
Jubblies is banned for rhyming with both of the aforementioned.
Boxy is banned because he already rhymes with Stygi and Corgi.
Jay is banned because I wanna know if he rhymes too, by his logic.
angel's banned because I've always pronounced Stygian as "Stij-ee-an." Corgi should be easy, since there's a dog called Corgi.
Jayri is banned for making up nicknames for everybody but himself.
Freebie is banned because I've had plenty of nicknames over my life. And because you're generally not allowed to make up a nickname for yourself. It's not proper.
Jubblies is banned for being correct.
Boxy is banned for also being correct.
Jairus is banned for his perfectionism. Try being less perfect.
Corgatha is banned by an awesome word relating to this topic: "atelophobia."
Angel is banned... because it is no longer her birthday... and bans on her are fair game again...
Bask is banned while i try and find a new reason to ban people
My creativity has left the building. E_voyager is banned to page it.
Black angel is banned while i ponder which is worse, the monster that tries to slay humanity, or the monster humanity becomes to slay the monster
Basilisk is banned for being the monster.
FreeFull is banned because the concept of monster is relative the ones viewing it. A hero to one is a villain to another.
Mao is banned because i'm pretty sure that going genocidal on the undead qualifies as being a monster... i don't even know what they did to deserve being shot in the head... but i'm killing them by the boat load non-the-less
Basilisk2150 is banned for improper spelling of the word 'nonetheless'.
Jer-oh-me is banned because oooh look he has a cool fluffy tail!
E_voyager is banned by a demonic duck of some sort. (http://egscomics.com/?date=2002-09-06)
Angel is banned for being mistaken for a zombie by Chris Redfield... he gives her a falcon punch to the face (http://falconpawnch.ytmnd.com/)
Basilisk is banned for letting a girl get hit.
Angel is banned because have you seen the Redfield... he's freaking scary... and has a machete
Basilisk is banned because he seems to lack the protect girls skill. here hold this dagger for a while
e_voyager is banned for distribution of weapons.
FreeFull is banned for not appreciating the severity of the situation
Basilisk2150 is banned by decapitation.
Corgatha is banned for murder.
Freefull is banned because lots of people on this forum survive decapitation. It's more of a minor inconvienence than a fatal wound.
Corgatha is banned for forcing me to go through the minor inconvenience of having to regrow a head... in return i splash him with a highly potent acid
Basilisk2150 is banned because I am corroded to the point that I'm already highly acid resistance. There is only one thing that puts Vhailor out of action for long.
Corgatha is banned because i returned a mild inconvenience with a mild inconvenience
Basilisk2150 is banned for his admittedly amusing irony.
Basilisk is banned because into every life some ban must fall
e_voyager is banned by a tablet PC of doom! (so full of happy that I might just puke rainbows.)
Shadowterm is banned because i have to check his mood... perhaps he bleeds sunshine and rainbows too.... time to get the knife >:3
Basil is banned because I shat out a rainbow once. It was awesome!
Mao is banned for swallowing some Lucky Charms without chewing... and also finding out that one of the rainbows is harder than his digestive system...
Basilisk2150 is banned because of the koala crapping the rainbow out my brain.
Corgatha is banned because that is now a poster superglued in my brain. Aaargh.
Black_angel is banned for not being on messenger when there are people who are waiting for introductions. >:[
Yes, indeed, there are banninations! >:[
Oh, and Styg is banned too. Sun Tzu said that.
Cogi is banned for you must conquer your own fears, before you can conquer your enemies
Basilisk2150 is banned because Clausewitz, while overrated, is more directly useful than Sun-Tzu.
since i can't think of a reason not to ban you i say to you now Corgatha Taldorthar you are now banned.
e_voyager is banned for not thinking of a suitable reason to ban Corgatha.
Hobo is banned by a series of bear traps, once triggered, they hold the victim in place just long enough to pull the pins on a couple of hand grenades placed just out of reach... devious... yet hilarious
Basilisk2150 is banned, because it's a zoo. Unless it's a farm!
Llearch is banned because he touched sasha...
Basilisk2150 is banned because Alexander is overrated.
Corgatha is banned for a sandvich!
llearch is banned because that's not how you break a spine
Basilisk is banned because you punched out all my blood! D:
Cogi is banned because he's a fine dandy, so proud, so cock sure, prancing about with his head full of eye balls...
Basilisk is banned by glue.
llearch is banned by a Tzu!
Unless it's a farm!
cogi is banned because he was unable to stop some mean mother hubbard from tearing him a structurally superfluous new behind....
Basilisk is banned for failing to point out that Coggeh was merely repeating the ban I applied somewhat earlier in the day...
Oh, and I think his mate saw me.
Boxy is banned for insufficient logistical capacity
Corgatha is banned because few people have sufficient logistical capacity
E-Voyager is banned because today is a good day. Because by the end of it, I will have alcamaholz. <3
Cogi is banned for i'm drinking alcomaholz already... Baileys at the moment
Basilisk is not banned, for we shall drink Alcamaholz together, my brother! And possibly sing acapella drinking songs badly, who knows.
Cogidubnus is banned because i want in on the fun but i don't really drink Alcamaholz
E_Voyager is banned because I don't drink.
Mr. Taldorthar is banned because rum is good to cook with but a bit odd to drink
E is banned by pirates.
Black_Angel is banned by privateers.
Corgatha is banned by a private eye.
Teh_Hobo is banned for lack of reason not to do something is not the same and lack of reason to do something.
E is banned because i don't really feel like going out... but it's st. patties day, and people want me to go out...
Basilisk is banned because i don't understand this holiday.
e_voyager is banned because by wearing red, I protect myself from childish pinching.
VSMIT is banned by the red shirt...
llearch is banned by the Red Coats.
Mao is banned by the browncoat army.
Llearch is banned by Hands of Blue.
Black_angel is banned by Blue Cosmos.
Mao is banned because sarge demands the death of all blues
Basilisk is banned because Sarge is an idiot and needs killin'.
VSMIT is banned for hating on old-school newpaper comic characters.
Angel is banned because i made a Red vs Blue reference... not old school Beetle Baily
Basilisk2150 is banned for making a "Red Vs. Blue" reference. That's just wrong... *shakes head*
yakanaj is banned because i feel like she's trying to hypnotize me!
E is banned just in case he tries to hypnotize anyone. (stink-eye...)
Angel is banned by a group of individuals infected with the T Virus
Basilisk is banned for infecting people with the T Virus
Hobo is banned because he fails to realize that the homeless are the first to succumb to the outbreak :zombiekun2
Basilisk is banned because i hate all forms of the T virus especially the sigma strain
E is banned because I don't understand how we got on this topic.
yakanaj is banned because the outbreak cannot be contained...
Basil is banned with a Vulcan Neck Pinch! *I peeench*
Mao Laoren is banned because all the Vulcan Star Trek abilities are stupid.
Corgatha is banned by a new version of FOXDIE.
VSMIT is banned by the la li lu le lo (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=La%20Li%20Lu%20Le%20Lo)
Basilisk is banned by the Philosophers.
vsmit is banned, with provolone!
id is banned because he needs a brain-defrag.
VSMIT is banned to catapult this thread back to the top of the list. Sorry bud, it ain't personal
Corgi is banned because now.. it's personal.
Mao Laoren is banned because making things personal disrupts the ability to think. It is a weakness, and fire shall purge it.
Corgatha is banned because fire solves everything *pegs the armor with a molotov*
Basilisk is banned because page 69 has a disturbing lack of innuendo jokes.
Slowtini is banned by suggestive phallic imagery
Basilisk is banned because there wasn't enough.
Slowtini is banned in an exaltation of ennui
Corgi is banned because I just can't make innuendo while picturing him as a widdle puppy dawg.
Mao is banned because it's page 69, and I'm lonely.
Jer-Oh-Me is banned so he can go outside and make some friends.
Kobra is banned for accidentally crossing paths with a marathon... marathon runners win, and Kobra is trampled
Basilisk is banned by a guitar battle for the ages or something like that (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N8xVOR2BTO0&feature=related)
e_voyager is banned because, unlike everyone else, I can't view youtube. This leaves me all alone and outcast from your little click of youtube enabled viewers. So ronery.
Mao is banned for getting sheva killed by a regular zombie... and missing several useful weapons along his co-op webcast last night
Basilisk is banned because I don't really care what he thinks about how I played.
Mao is banned for failing to fail at the chainsaw wielding psycho with bagtanium armor :U
Basilisk2150 is banned for reasons that can only be described as arbitrary.
Corgatha is banned through being not-banned.
Cogidubnus is temporarily banned until he explains himself.
The follower of knowledge learns as much as he can every day;
The follower of the Way forgets as much as he can every day.
By attrition he reaches a state of inaction
Wherein he does nothing, but nothing remains undone.
To conquer the world, accomplish nothing;
If you must accomplish something,
The world remains beyond conquest.
Despite the ultimate power that comes from being free of all restraint, rules and crystalization, I will follow through in the style of this thread and ban Cogi.
'When you must punch, punch. When you must kick, kick. When you must ban, ban.'
mao is banned because i have found the cake... and it is good
Basilisk2150 is banned because the cake is a lie!
Corg is banned because i'm eating cheese cake right now, "the cake is a lie" is a lie... unless i'm eating a lie... in which case a lie is delicious... either way... corg is still banned
Basilisk2150 is banned because eating is a disgusting habit that living things indulge in. It should be outlawed I say!!!
Corgi is banned, but it would amuse me to no end if you ceased eating.
Mao is banned because i just realized, zombie's are reverse racists... they hate all non-zombies
Basilisk is banned, because Unity hates it when you say "mind".
Cogidubnus is banned, for I am the restless spirit of Justice. I need no sustenance, and this Unity will fall before my blade like all the others
Corgi is banned because seriously.. the RP forums are ^ that-a-way.
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Now playing: shing02 - FILO MAD Sequence Ver. (http://www.foxytunes.com/artist/shing02/track/filo+mad+sequence+ver.)
via FoxyTunes (http://www.foxytunes.com/signatunes/)
Mao is banned by Jemima corp. and their big, sticky, guns of doom...
Basilisk is banned by pancakes. Tasty, fluffy pancakes...
Angel is banned by waffles, and their buttery, rich, goodness
basilisk is banned by the admin of all admins!! >:3
information-dead is banned for interfering with my harraunge of waffles
Corgatha is banned by Sweetheart (thanks, Mao!), and Nick. With a livejournal.
llearch is banned by being stored in someone's attic, being mistake for a box full of useless junk
Basilisk2150 is banned with a pressurized hose washing him down.
Corgatha is banned for making me think of race riots.
Black_Angel is banned for I am low on bottled water here.
corgatha is banned for i am running low on cheesecake here
Basilisk is banned both for essentially reusing Corgatha's ban reason and to get Cy accustomed to this forum's readily-available mini-version of his ol' Bansmite powaz.
Cyraus is banned in a cheap move to boost my post count. I want to get to 600!
Corg's banned with a vengeance before he can reach that amount. (I'd add "and for misspelling my username", except that A: it's not an uncommon occurrence, B: I'm new, and C: Cy for short is an easy way to dodge that. ^_^ )
Cyarus is banned for not mentioning that the Arena is one place where posts don't add to the post count, hence Corgatha's stated reason is irrelevant...
Not that I expect Cyarus to know this yet, of course...
Boxy is banned because there's no way I have 592 posts without the generous spam output I have here. Is there?
And a double ban for Cyarus. I hold seniority when it comes to getting my name wrong.
*bans Ilearch for admittedly banning me for a cruelly strict reason*
*unbans Ilearch A: for admitting that I probably wouldn't know, B: for telling me, indirectly, that the Arena doesn't increase my post count (not that I care about post count in the slightest, but it explains the strange discrepancy I'd noticed), and C: because he's banning too many people today and probably needs to give someone else a chance in this thread.*
Oh, and cuz he's getting banned too often today as well, consequentially, and hopes that the next poster may take pity on him now due to his gratuitous act of kindness in unbanning Ilearch.
Though this wall of text may be killing his chances at getting that -- shutting up......
................... * bans Corgatha for ninja-ing him. *
(And then bans himself for double-clicking Post rather than reading the now-plainly-obvious red warning letters about someone else posting while I posted.)
(And then bans himself one more time for editing this post way too much in an effort to make "/me" come out right, one which eventually ended up with him just switching to using asterisks -- which were struck out anyway. *melodramatic sigh*)
FINAL EDIT: I'm making a damn good effort not to ban Basilisk right now. My sheer willpower is incredible, is it not?
Edit:
Is that any better? ;-]
-- llearch
Cyarus is banned by being tied to the front of a turbine engine... we're not really sure what killed him, the centripetal force, the lack of oxygen, or the ropes eventually breaking and him being ground into a extremely fine mist... whatever the case... he's gone for now
Someone help me, it's 4 AM and I have four more pages of paper to write. D8
Basilisk, you is banned. Come write my paper for me so I might get some sleep before I have to go to work. :<
Cogi is banned for procrastinating for far too long. Well, who am I to criticize? I procrastinate too much for my own good also.
Darkdragon is banned because I misunderestimated how difficult it would be to write this particular paper.
Cogidubnus is banned because "misunderestimated" is a Bushism (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bushism).
Well, I know the feeling too. You start writing something and then you get hit by the writer's block. Frustrating especially if the deadline is in sight. :januscat
Darkdragon is banned because it was agreed upon that none shall ever speak that name again, even in reference to it's stupidity.
Mao is not banned, because it should be cast into the surface of the sun, and then be written out of every future history book ever created... it was all just a horrible nightmare :cry
Basilisk is banned for not banning the poster above himself...as well as for tying me to a fucking turbine.
Cycy is banned for pointless vulgarity.
Mao Laoren is banned because vulgarity is funny.
Corgatha is banned in the painting that goes rataplan rataplan through the vicar of Paris.
(Oh god! No sleep! sdfasd)
Cogi is banned by a freak accident, where he is run over by an ambulance... which has now been nicknamed "The Wham-bulance"
Basilisk is baned because that's not groovy enough to kill me, baby.
Cogidubnus is banned by the words ephemeral, the spirit eternal, the life quintessential and the ban that's final.
Mao is banned accidentally in my excitement, after receiving an email that informed me that class has been canceled today... :mwaha
Basilisk is banned for getting entirely too excited.
There are treatments for that, Basi. The ladies don't like it when you get too excited, it seems...
Llearch is banned because it would call for an interesting occasion for that to occur.
Darkdragon is banned to prevent further speculation on this topic.
Mao is banned to induce further speculation.
VSMIT is banned accidentally while Cy's distracted by the massive amounts of pure speculation whirling around in his head.
Cyarus is banned because it's fun to confuse people.
*bans VSMIT to save himself the temptation of spelling his username as VOMIT, which happens every time he glances at it too quickly*
hmm... it seems the turbine didn't work...
*throws cyarus in an industrial sized wood chipper, then takes the bits, throws them in an industrial incinerator, then takes the ashes, loads them in an airburst cannister, and watches with glee as cyarus is spread across the world, as itty bitty particles*
Quote from: Basilisk2150 on March 27, 2009, 06:58:11 PM
hmm... it seems the turbine didn't work...
*throws cyarus in an industrial sized wood chipper, then takes the bits, throws them in an industrial incinerator, then takes the ashes, loads them in an airburst cannister, and watches with glee as cyarus is spread across the world, as itty bitty particles*
...........................Basilisk is banned for wasting my immortal time with his senseless violence
and not even mentioning the word "ban" in that entire post. Failgasm.
Cyarus is banned because there has been documented evidence of banning occurring without the mentioning of the b-word, as Basilisk demonstrated.
Darkdragon is banned for not banning those people, then.
darkdragon is not banned, for he has so eloquently explained my own argument for me... instead he's given a tip of the hat, and a thank you
Cyarus is banned for interfering with my tipping of the hat to darkdragon...
to ban him Cyarus is drained of all his blood, fried using a massive Tesla Coil, and the remains are the used as fuel for a fusion power plant
Basilisk is banned by me feeding Cyarus feet-first into the box of no return.
VSMIT is banned because holy crap this is a long thread. Weren't the last ten or so only 30 pages long?
Arcblade is banned for banning VSMIT before he could finish building me a new home. I like boxes of no return and the like... (-.-)
Cyarus seems to not be getting the hint... he is banned brutally this time...
*sends an angry mob after Cyarus... they break his arms and legs first, just so he can't get away, then the proceed to stomp him to death... finishing him off American History X style, with a curb stomp*
Basilisk is banned for not adequately explaining that on the forum, "box" is a metonymy for "wrath of higher powers".
Darkdragon is banned. Nuff said.
The Box is banned by the box.
Darkdragon is banned by a pair of big black boots.
VSMIT is banned for his earlier attempt to ban me, now that Darkdragon has implied that he (VSMIT) was actually feeding me to Ilearch. What?
Cyarus is banned for misspelling llearch's name. I know it's a common mistake, but that's no excuse to get it wrong (especially with the advent of copy-and-paste technology widely available).
Double-D is banned, and it's too late to think of a good reason, but all you need to know is that you're banned.
Slowtini is banned by insomnia!
Darkdragon is banned by Insomniac Games!
Jairus is banned for denying me the pleasure of banning Darkdragon, who banned me both for believing that llearch would capitalize the first letter of his username in addition to the C and for not copy-pasting a username... >_<
Also because Jairus has wings and I'm envious (-.-)
Cyarus is banned for believing I have banned him for not copying and pasting a username. Just because I implied its usage could be beneficial in the event of handling difficulties when it comes to spelling, that does not mean you had to use it.
Darkdragon is banned for a moment's easing of the ennui
Corgatha is banned in an unfortunate smelting accident... he will be missed :giggle
Basilisk2150 is banned in an unfortunate roadkill accident.
Corgatha is banned... for if i ever die, yet fail to respawn, i swear i will haunt the fuck out of you >:3
Basilisk2150 is banned at the idea of a restless spirit itself being haunted.
Corgatha is banned by accident.
DD is banned on purpose.
Jay is banned by a fully functional inflatable grill
Basilisk is banned via collapsing ego.
Darkdragon is banned by hydra venom.
Corgi is banned because last I checked, hydra don't have venom... but basilisks do.
jay is banned because that was supposed to be a secrete *injects jay with ink's needle, full of venom*
Basilisk is banned for having stolen Ink's needle.
Double D is banned for assuming it was stolen... we're both doctors, and i left mine at home... i borrowed it... there's a difference
Basilisk is banned for not being fully prepared by bringing all his medical apparatus.
PS: If you borrowed it, why is he asking who took it?
Darkdragon is banned by the military
Deebs is banned... and liberated (http://www.vgcats.com/comics/?strip_id=207)
Basilisk is banned by electromagnet
Deebs' Giraffe is banned by the weak nuclear force.
Jairus is also banned for not playing Dragonquest, and hence, not getting my joke.
Corgatha is banned by the W+, W- and Z0 bosons (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/W_and_Z_bosons) which for some unknown reason is related to the violations of C- (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/C-symmetry) and P-symmetry (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/P-symmetry#Parity_violation).
EDIT: Added Wikipedia links.
Corgatha is banned for applying physics.
EDIT: Err...mistype. I meant Darkdragon. (-.-)
Cyarus is banned for ignoring me. May you suffer in the fiery pits of Malebolge!
Darkdragon is banned. You will now be sent to the mouth of the Cave of Caerbannog.
VSMIT is charged with the task of defeating the Legendary Black Beast of Aaaaarrrrrggggghhhhh without the aid of the holy hand grenade. Failure to do so will result you being banned.
Darkdragon is banned for fun.
L is banned for EXP.
Ren is banned... by a sandworm attack
Basilisk is banned because I used a shield generator on the worm. Then ran like hell.
Ren is banned to Siberia.
Darkdragon is banned to the gulags.
VSMIT is banned with a wag of the finger
Basilisk is banned with a poke of the.. SHINING FINGEEEEEEER!!!
Ren is banned for touching VSMIT.
Slowtini is banned because it is not VSMIT whom I touched.
Ren is banned because "i'm not touching you" *holds finger to inches from eye*
Basilisk is banned because he has failed to hand in a medical report on the effects of the "I'm not touching you"-type torture.
Darkdragon is banned for promoting bureaucracy.
Corgatha is banned because the miles of red tape are a semi-necessary evil.
VSMIT is banned while stuck to a wall, literally being bound by miles of red tape >:3
Basilisk is banned for using an anachronistic figure of speech - we haven't used real red tape in about a century.
Darkdragon is banned because I like old school phrases.
'Hello my name is Jimmy Pop and I'm a dumb white guy. I'm not old or new but middle school 5th grade like junior high..'
Black_angel is banned for getting that song stuck in my head. -_-;
Mao is banned because "I'm a complete catastrophe, buzzing around you like a bumble bee. So lets take some shots"
Basilisk is banned for stealing my tape.
slowtini is banned by an irate farmer with a shotgun
Basilisk is banned because IT'S MAH BIRTHDAY. 8D
Slowtini is banned with Belated Birthday Bans.
Corgatha is banned because it's not belated. :P
Angel is banned with a backflip hatchet attack >:3
Basilisk is banned by the Spetsnaz.
VSMIT is banned by teamwork (http://pw0nd.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/teamwork-500x400.jpg)
Basilisk is banned for linking us to that picture.
Darkdragon is banned because there are many, many, much worse things Basil could have linked to.
Pagan is banned because I'm watching Wicked!
Jai is banned because I want to see that, but have neither the money nor the time.
VSMIT is banned because its not my birthday anymore. :<
Slowtini is banned because my birthday's coming up.
VSMIT is banned for the trivial celebration of completing a revolution around the sun.
Darkdragon is banned, and doesn't get any cake either.
Slowtini is banned for the cake is a lie!
Darkdragon is banned because the show was excellent, and I'd recommend it to anyone to go see it.
Jairus is banned for being Wicked. (Ok, bad pun)
DD is banned for dancing through life, skimming the surface, gliding where turf is cool...
Jay is banned, with the zany action, of the crazy contraption
Basilisk is banned by a car that's automatic...and systematic...and HY-dro-matic... it's GREASED LIGHTNING!!
Angel is banned, because i'm really tempted to buy something completely unnecessary (http://www.uawlocal211.org/images/events/Chevy_Camaro.jpg) this summer... but oh how much fun it would be
Basilisk is banned for thinking about splurging in this economic downturn.
(Well, if you really have the money to spare it might be a good idea to spend it as it is comparatively inexpensive with all those programs they offer. It also might help the cash flow in the economy.)
Darkdragon is banned for it takes everyone splurging in this economy to help the cash flow during this economic downturn.
E is banned because the dishwasher wills it
Basilisk is banned because bubble man's attacks are not match for mine! just let me robotize myself first.
E is banned because of Skynet's gone rampant again.
Dragon is banned with a massive Fuel Air Bomb... it's the Eco Friendly WMD >:3
Basilisk is banned for Fuel Bombs are never Eco Friendly
e_voyager is banned because you should never throw a firebomb into a peat bog.
VSMIT is banned by Albert Wesker, in the mansion, with several truckloads of zombies
Basilisk is banned because Donavon is having flashbacks to some where he's never been (http://www.wolfiespack.com/wordpress/?p=332)
E is banned by an alien face hugger... not only is he going to die shortly... he got his face raped too... :mwaha
Basilisk is banned by a face full of alien wing-wong.
llearch is banned to prevent further outbreaks.
Mao is banned because the android has gone berserk. It blames Mao for the loss of the specimen, and therefore must kill the mao.
Basilisk is banned because the android has suffered a critical failure and will be shut down. (http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh121/RentheKnight/More%20Random%20Pictures/BlueScreenofDeath.gif)
Ren is banned by a frustrated Windows user kicking the android and anyone in his path.
Angel is banned, for i'm about to go office space (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U0hpMHCrSPY&feature=related) on my scanner. >:3
Basilisk is banned because if a scanner's giving you trouble, you should take it apart and "fix" it.
VSMIT is banned for using "scare quotes".
Darkdragon is banned for knowing what a "scare quote" is.
insidexml is banned because i see things i see them with my eyes. i see things they're often in disguise
e is banned for having eyes
Deebs' giraffe is banned trivially.
Dragon is banned arbitrarily
Basilisk is banned by an arbiter
Deebs' giraffe is banned because that ins not four eyes ore even two eyes . that is a pair of optic sensors connected to an memory crystal with an almost infinite memory storage inside and electronic brain that holds... well lets just say i don't have eyes the same way you do and definitely not four of them
E is banned because I must ban, no matter the cost.
Ren Gaulen is banned unless he meets the cost. ! double cheese burger and 1/2 a gallon of Ice Cream
E is banned in psychotic glee... there wasn't enough left of him after the assault to identify him beyond DNA
Basilisk is banned because robots don't have DNA.
Darkdragon is banned because I wanted to say that! :mowsad
E is banned because they managed to solve the mess through serial numbers... not DNA... it seems i misspoke before :U
Basilisk is banned for misspeaking.
Insidexml is banned for having a hard name to spell. Also, HELLO! *pounce*
Shadowterm is banned for pouncing somebody who does not know who shadowterm is, thus making the pounce rather awkward for the person being pounced on.
Insidexml is banned for not knowing that is one of the seventeen traditional greeting methods.
Darkdragon is banned because those traditions are clearly from some other planet. :P
Ren is banned because nine times out of ten, I'm pretty sure he's from another planet.
Mao is banned for he fought the Wesker... and the Wesker won
Basilisk is banned for being a one trick pony when it comes to banning me.
Mao is banned by being slowly lowered, feet first into an industrial cooling fan... :3
Basilisk is banned for not standing behind a safety glass. Whups! Femur through the eye!
Coggeh is banned by my freshly respawned self. From behind. With an RPG.
Mao is banned by a freshly respawned basilisk, who has changed characters and equipment while waiting to respawn. Mao is sniped from clear across the map, after the bullet went through 3 walls... :mwaha
Basilisk is banned by a spy backstab. CRITICAL HIT!
Hobo is banned because I really need to get back into TF2.
Slowtini is banned because I prefer Payload maps over every other type of game in TF2.
VSMIT is banned because I haven't played TF2 yet.
Angel is banned with milk, cookies, and a small bowl of ice cream...
Basilisk is banned because i didn't get any ice cream!
E is banned for showing up too late to get ice cream... "it was delicious" >:3
with a borrowed Ran buster (or is it blaster) i ban Basilisk. i do this not out of anger Or spite but because you should never tease cyborgs or robots about ice cream!
E is banned by a swarm of rabies infected squirrels with titanium alloy grafted to their teeth
Basilisk is banned because old man wily has constituency come up with worse
E is banned by the Zany Adventures of Longbow and Gattling... saving the day, with 0 accuracy! :eager
Basilisk is banned because he put the longbow before the gattling. Everyone knows that Dakka comes first.
Draken is banned with a Zweihänder.
Darkdragon is banned because i remember a time when i was living shadow dragon 668 a long time ago in a place fare away.
e_voyager is banned for his lack of spellchecking. And also cause he happened to be the last one to post.
Draken is banned with a fist of firey wrath, and is punched in the face
Basilisk is punched by heavy, with his K.G.B. so hard, he's banned for a week.
The killing gloves of boxing.
best weapon name ever.
Slowtini is banned by the Force-a-Nature.
VSMIT is banned because I was using BONK!
Wananananana~~~
Slowtini is banned because i punched out all his blood... and now i need to visit the dry cleaners
Basilisk is banned by a pickpocket and now if he wished to clean his outfit he'll have to go through the bot wash like me
e_voyager is banned by a spy, sapper in hand.
Slowtini is banned to help fuel my economic stimulus package (http://www.lfgcomic.com/page/244)
Basilisk is banned by the Backburner.
VSMIT is banned by falling interests rates
E is banned by 2.71828183.
Darkdragon is banned because that is e, not E.
VSMIT is banned because that is not Euler's number, but only an approximation thereof. Furthermore, one should always capitalize the first letter of a sentence.
Darkdragon is banned for trying to ban me with math. for i shall add that power to my own until i have reached my next platform for power and sigma shall pale before the wrath of my bans!.
E is banned by Newton and Leibniz via the power of calculus. I really should start studying for that exam... >.>
Darkdragon is banned through the powers of DISTRACTION! Fireworks explode, and shiny colors will appear in the corners of his eye whenever he sits down to study :mwaha
Basilisk is banned by e-ville.
Fireworks don't faze me. I used to live near the Chinatown square where they set off the fireworks every major Chinese festival.
Darkdragon is banned to satisfy a primal urge from deep within my subconscious.
Mao is banned by the Phil, the Price of Insufficient Light, Ruler of Heck...
Basilisk is banned by incantations found in Clavis Salomonis (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Clavis_Salomonis).
dragon is banned with a section of rope and a couple of molotov cocktails
Basilisk is banned due to his right to stay on the forum has expired.
Dragon is banned because mine was just renewed >:3
Slowtini is banned for he failed to sign the proper contracts while filing for a renewal :mwaha
Basil is banned because I just lit all of the paperwork on fire. We're all doomed now. :D
Mao is banned because he didn't get the memo. Have you seen my stapler?
Llearch is banned for Office Space reference, when he should be filling out T.P.S. Reports in practise for when he gets a longer contract.
Jer-oh-me is banned because he slept with Lumburg... he's all that's unholy D:
Basilisk is banned because that is not an image i wanted to process!
E is banned for being full of more awesomesauce than me :cry
;)
Xze is banned for having a better picture than me.
wuffnpuff is banned for being jealous... one should be complementary towards as skilled of an artist as Xze is... :3
Basil is banned for telling me what for. :3 :giggle
wuffnpuff is banned for having a gender confusing name
E is banned with extreme prejudice
Basilisk is banned for the incident with the hasted kender and the bouncing coin.
Kitsune is banned for being gone so long
E is banned because red herring did it.
Yeah, after the RP kinda died, there wasn't much to do here.
Kitsune is banned for blaming problems on the wrong thing
Basil is banned in an attempt to misdirect attention.
Mao is banned because there aren't enough noodles in the universe to explain that incident.
Kitsune is banned because Spartan Beats Ninja
Basil is banned because American beats Spartan.... :erk :B
wuffnpuff is banned for starting what will only end in an angry squirrel....</inside joke>
Mao is banned for saying anything about a squirrel.. for squirrels are evil.. and should always be poked with a stick :poke
wuffnpuff is banned with a bearhug :tighthug
Basilisk is banned by singing kirby :kirby "cover your ears! "
E is banned because the squirrel is here now, and plenty angry.
Jer-oh-me is banned to further my own amusement.
Mao Laoren is banned for being my own amusement.
llearch is banned in an amusing way
Bas is banned in cruel and unusually amusing ways.
Jer is banned in unusual and foreign ways.
Mao is banned in mundane local ways.
Jer is banned with a blender, 3kgs of plastic explosives, a high powered assault rifle, 5 paper clips, 2 bungee cords, and 1 liter of lighter fluid
Bas is banned not so much in writing as with a large mess made with a pen.
Jer-oh-me is banned with a sword; not as mighty as a pen, but he was looking the other way...
llearch is banned with the pen-gun... mightier than the sword
Basilisk is banned for bringing a gun to a swordfight
Kitsune is banned because he failed a save roll.
Wuffnpuff is banned because I don't take twenty. I roll twenty. And I roll it every time.
Cogi is banned because overconfidence is your weakness... :starwars
wuffnpuff is banned for not noticing cogi's loaded dice
Basilisk is banned for loading Cogidubnus' dice.
Teh_Hobo is banned because I'm still stuck at the loading screen.
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Now playing: Smashing Pumpkins - Doomsday Clock (http://www.foxytunes.com/artist/smashing+pumpkins/track/doomsday+clock)
via FoxyTunes (http://www.foxytunes.com/signatunes/)
Mao is banned while getting stand-byed... although he can only see loading screen, his body is getting mauled over and over again before his other sense can detect the damage
Basilisk is banned because Zedd just signed in to messenger while he ninja me !
E is banned for getting... er... 'ninjaed' :3
wuffnpuff is banned by a ninja
Basilisk is banned by King Leonidas
E is banned by all that is unholy.
wuffnpuff is banned by a squirt bottle filled with holy water.
Teh_Hobo is banned by bullet flu... an extremely deadly, lead based virus... and it's airborn too XP
Basilisk is banned by horrible puns falling from the sky
e is banned by a hurricane of euphemisms.
Kits is banned by a typhoon of assumptions!
Jer-oh-me is banned into a forced sleep mode that his names 's homonym Jeramey triggered.
E is banned by a wall of rhetoric, followed by a ton-o-brick of sarcasm dropped on his head
Basilisk is banned because my younger brother is a master of sarcasm and now it falls off of me like bricks off of a superman's back
e_voyager is banned for putting bricks on Superman's back.
VSMIT is banned for banning E who put bricks on superman's back.
wuffnpuff is banned by the Tank
Basil is banned by my sternocliedomastoid. :mwaha
wuffnpuff is banned, because i'm confused as to how a neck muscle that helps rotate the head would cause damage to anything... well, besides the owner of said muscle if it were to get severed :mwaha
Basilisk is banned by my old biology teacher who game me a D the first time i too their class
E is banned for earning a D in biology. (It's ok! I'm with ya there! XD)
wuffnpuff is banned for not doing better in bio...
Basil is banned for underestimating the power of a muslce on a rampage.
wuffnpuff is banned for the power of music soothes the savage beast.
E is banned because some music soothes and some music enrages. Guess what I've been listening to?
Mao is banned because he's probably listening to pr0n.
VSMIT is banned because, while going to the movies, the concession stand guy misheard him asking for pop-corn, and thought he said "i want to be in a cop porn"... (as a side note concession stand man is also a cop)
Basilisk is banned for the lols he instilled. Also, for making me think of Concession. Yay concession.
shadowterm is banned because one should never make concessions even for a trifle
E is banned because triffles are all I have! :cry XD
wuffnpuff is banned because I lack any custard. She shouldn't have taken it all.
llearch is banned because he wasn't prepared by bringing his own custard. For goodness sakes.. You can't expect me to share! :giggle
wuffnpuff is banned by my first banning of wuffnpuff! or something like that.
shadowterm i banned by triangle man (http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=7675910848533561617) for resting on his laurels
E is banned by darkwing duck just because that's about the coolest thing a person could experience.. or something.. :boogie
Wuffnpuff is banned by Dr. Horrible's sing along blog! OUTDONE!
Shadow is banned for having banning techniques that are complete overkill. :mwaha
wuffnpuff is banned by Micky mouse which is a lot like being taken on a camping trip with him Goofy and Donald
E is banned because "It's Goofy Time" (http://meanspirited.net/people/goofy_time.jpg)
Basilisk is banned because that is HORRIBLE.
Shadow is banned.. even though that WAS horrible.. it was still hillarious
Wuffnpuff is banned for stating the obvious.
Shadow is banned for I am Captain Obvious.. and by stating so is also stating the obvious.
wuffnpuff is banned by teamwork (http://www.qooick.com/images/teamwork2.jpg)
Wuffnpuff is banned for abusing her powers! Basilisk is banned for posting before me!
Shadow is banned for.. well.. no good reason what so ever. :giggle
Wuffnpuff is banned for lacking the necessary lighting wit to withstand the trials of this forum!
shadow is banned while a bag is thrown over his head, and he is dragged off into oblivion... never to be heard from again... or at least until his next post
Basil is banned for not letting me have a wack at Shadow beforehand :mwaha
Wuffnpuff is banned because only the rocks get to whack this ass.
Shadow is banned for limiting himself to rocks when there is such a variety of other natural inanimate objects.
wuffnpuff is banned because she failed to enroll in the looniversity this semester.
E is banned for blocking my post ARGHGLARBLE!
Wuffnpuff is banned for assuming I only do rocks because they're the only object I've stated. (my experience with golf balls comes to mind.)
(For the record this is all for the sake of humor, I don't have sex with rocks. the golf balls though. . .
E is banned because he reminded me of something very important too late! :cry (j/k!! XD)
And Shadow is banned for blocking my post! Drat! (oh yes, all in good humor ^_^)
wuffnpuff is banned so that shadowterm can try to make me laugh
E is banned because if he hasn't by this point, he has no sense of humor at all. (mmmmmmm, golf balls.)
Shadow is banned for the golf ball comment (my sides are still hurting!!! XD)
Wuffnpuff is banned because if her sides are hurting she's doing it wrong.
shadowterm is banned because while this is all funny it's still not enough to stop me!
Shadow is banned because I can't help my failure for some things and he needs to realize a girl who is laughing so hard she has lemonade coming out of her nose needs to be given some slack! XD
E is banned for being completely unstopable! Run!
Wuffnpuff is banned because now I have to chase him down.
shadowterm is banned because wuffnpuff is a girl (unless i'm wrong) and i don't run very well
E is banned for not thinking ahead and installing a super fast hydrolic system... or something.. o.O
Wuffnpuff is banned for not taking the opportunity to tell E I was referring to him. Though that's really helping me out seeing as he stopped to respond. *pounce*
Shadow is banned because it isn't my job to be correcting people >:3
Wuffnpuff is banned because what I now claim to have done with E (which shall remain nameless paid subscription to my website and you get ALL the juicy details) are inexcusable, and it was your duty to try and prevent that from happening. first week only 19.95 with mail in rebate
shadowterm is banned for catching me. blast this last century dash system. normal speed 12 miles per hour and a top speed 90 miles per hour for ten seconds
E is banned because when you hit 88, everybody present saw some serious shit.
Shadow is banned for trying to tempt me.... must....keep...hand... away... from credit card.... erk! >_<
Not only that but also for doing terrible things to E!! For shame...
Wuffnpuff is banned because my parents can still see what I put on my debit card, and that is one road I am not walking down.
shadowterm is banned because money corrupts almost as much as power
E is banned because absolute power corrupts all absolutely.
Basilisk is banned because X-men origins Wolverine is the best movie game I have ever played. I might even go so far as to call it good on normal game standards.
Shadowterm is banned because dy/dθ = Sin(θ) r' + Cos(θ) r. (Read: because I need to get some sleep for my Calculus exam tomorrow).
Darkdragon is banned because i like math but i have no bannans
E is banned for not explicitly describing what a "bannan" is.
Darkdragon is banned for for pointing out my robot master level weakness to spelling. and yes that was suppose to be banana
E is banned for mutilating the spelling of "banana" so much that it seemed more like some sort of bread (bannock + naan = bannan?).
Shadowterm, wuffnpuff, and spanky are all banned for abuse of the forum.
Darkdragon is banned because it gives me a woody.
llearch is banned with a can of boxicide, and a healthy dose of gasoline soaking and matches :3
Basil is banned by the power of the pimp hand!
Mr. Laoren is banned because hommy don't play that.
E is banned because i'm going to make him an offer he can't refuse
Basilisk is banned because i fail at such offers
e_voyager is banned for getting me addicted to another game on this forum and causing nightmares involving pants. The horror! The horror!
Proeliator is banned by nightmares much worse than those of pants. Those of golfballs. (I will never let that die. EVER.)
shadowterm is banned because all things are mortal. even those who call themselves eternal will someday die
E is banned for forgetting about Wolverine.
shadowterm is banned for Wolverine has died more times then zero
E is banned for blaspheme, Wolverine hasn't died, and if he has it has never been permanent. Thusly, not death. Though if you want to get technical I'm ready for an argument on the subject.
shadowterm is banned for not reading Wolverine 58 and 59 circa 2007
E si banned because, while I will look that up, I find it hard to believe that Marvel would permanently kill off one of the coolest X-men they ever made. The coolest hero is Deadpool because he's a super hero that has ADHD on crack and breaks the 4th wall.
shadowterm is banned because coffee is my anti-drug. And anti-crack. Crack kills, you know. Just ask any plumber.
Cogi is banned, with arts and crafts supplies put to misuse
Basilisk is banned for the misuse of arts and crafts supplies.
Ren is banned for the same offense. Your art thread has been quiet lately. Too quiet.
Mao is banned for not using arts and crafts supplies >:3
Basilisk is banned for greater good! :B
Ren is banned because.. he seems confused about something.
Mao is banned for... the greater evil then?
wuffnpuff is banned to give shadowteam a chance to replay after all i never said he was dead permanently just that he died more times that Zero and Zero died many many times during the Rockman X games... Mega man X state side.
E is banned because if he wasn't permanently dead it was more like passing out. Alternatively you could look at it as 'mostly dead' like the Dread Pirate Roberts was in The Princess Bride.
shadowterm is banned because he still has not read the Logan's dead ARC of the wolverine it takes up five comics and the two that i mentioned show wolverine in pergitory were Dr. Strange comes to rescue him. On top of that to return to the living he fights his soul to find out not only why he's nearly immortal but who he has to kill so that his reoccurring battle with Lazar the angle of death stop getting harder every time he's killed. Not only that but if you need help to come back from the dead then you are dead. bye the way he was dead for over a month Doctor Strange too six weeks to figure out how and prepare to help him revive himself.
Also this post is so long that in institute a self band unless someone beats me to the punch.
E is banned because I beat him to the punch, but someone spiked it. I can taste colors!
Shadow is banned for being a super lightweight drinker... that was just a bit of rum and tequila...
Basilisk is banned for my witt smasher specials make lightweight drinkers of us all.
E is banned for buzzkillington has crashed the party, and is proceeding to tell horrible jokes.
Shadow is banned because there's 3 guys sitting on a beach on a deserted isle. They find a lamp, rub it. Genie pops out and says, i'll grant you each 1 wish... so the first guy says, "i want lots of money, and to be somewhere nice, like on the beach in Hawaii" *poof* genie grants his wish. Second guy says, "i wish i was rich, and had a mansion somewhere nice, like the swiss alps." *poof* genie grants his wish. Genie turns to the third guy and asks "and what is your wish good sir?" third guy says, "you know, it's getting lonely here, i kinda wish those guys were back here..."
Basilisk is banned by a rubbing of the bridge of my nose followed by a pained sigh.
Shadowterm is banned for hurting the bridge of his nose.
VSMIT is banned for letting Shadowterm hurt his own nose. You totally should have hurt it for him.
Mao is banned because i wanned to hurt Shadow's nose :<
Basilisk and every previous person is banned for not getting the Family guy reference. (as obscure as it may have been now that I think about it)
shadowterm is banned because i've just returned home and i want more free time.
e_voyager is banned for not making the connection between shadowterm's post and a scene from my DMFA: TF (WT) fanfic. (The online version of which is desperately in need of editing.)
Caswin is banned because I've never heard of it.
shadowterm is banned because it don't remember the last time i watched family guy
E is banned by HAL, in the Pod Bay, with the Pod Bay Doors
Basilisk is banned by GLaDOs, in the Enrichment Centre, with a deadly neurotoxin.
Ren Gaulen is banned by the rules of the game.
Jairus is banned because I lost the game. (hi, by the way.)
Shadowterm is banned because now I lost the game.
VSMIT is banned for i have claimed VICTORY!!!! D:
Basilisk is banned because now I'm going to lose the game every time I view this page of the thread. I propose lightning bans in order to stop the massive loss of the game that will ensue lest we not.
shadowterm is banned by triangle man (http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=7675910848533561617) to put and end to lighting bans
E is banned because that ban was already used on me a few days ago.
shadowterm is banned for not realizing that triangle man fights twice. next up universe man
e_voyager is banned by the æon hand.
Mao is banned by my hand =P :giggle
Wuffnpuff is banned by the hand of fate
Basilisk2150 is ultrabanned for daring to invoke Manos!
Corgatha Taldorthar is banned with the ninth plan from outer space.
The1Kobra is banned because the other eight plans were terrible too.
Corgatha Taldorthar is banned because plan 9 was still a contingency plan
E_Voyager is banned because aliens really ought to have something better up their sleeves than "Zombie apocalypse"
Corgatha is banned, because you and the Cap'n can make it happen :3
Basilisk is banned, because Cap'n Crunch is not to be trifled with
E is crunchatized, I mean banned.
shadowterm is banned by captain Jack sparrow
E is banned while in search of pirate booty >:3
Basilisk is banned because I found some. His.
shadowterm is banned because of suggestive dialog
E is banned when I "suggest" his "dialogue."
shadowterm is banned for once again pointing out my master level weakness against spelling
E is banned because the power of edit is strong. It was supposed to be innuendo.
shadowterm is banned for failing at innuendo. Hard.
Mao is banned for not posting more of his story.. (there is more.. right?? It is written really well! )
Edit
Ok, Mao is banned for being just plain awesome! :boogie
wuffnpuff is banned because her apparent pure niceness shows through even in an inherently evil game of banning. :mowhappy
Brady is banned because he has found out my evil plan! XD (no, really, I just got what I wanted so I figured I could spare Mao a horrendous banning and give him a nicer one.. XD)
wuffnpuff is banned for bringing to light that travesty. Avert your eyes, all of you!
Mao is banned because he was trying to hide his documents. How dare you do that! It is the right of every internet person to go through your stuff, find the most emarrassing, and post it all over the net! :mwaha
Draken is banned for not realizing who planted that stuff there in the first place. Can't shame the shameless.
Mao is banned for his shamelessness
Basil is banned for not being shameless >:3
Wuffnpuff is banned for assuming that i'm not shameless... oh the stories i could tell >:3
Basilisk is banned for saying he could tell stories, and then not doings so. How dare you tease us!
Draken is banned for trying to get Basil to tell his stories.. for we shouldn't unleash our eyes... even the shameless of us... upon such travesties.
Wuffnpuff is banned for trying to silence the stories i could tell... though the real question is, do you want amusing or horrifying? :P
Basilisk is banned for daring to give us a choice. you know that both at onc e is the way to go!
Draken is banned for i must hasten off to battles robot masters and take there powers to save the world and prove myself the strongest.
Basil is banned for not putting this forum first.
wuffnpuff is banned for confusing me or possibly Draken for Basilisk
e_voyager is banned for banning someone else over confusion. Like it's never happened to you! :P
Draken is banned with a full broadside from the largest pirate owned guns ever.
Basilisk is banned by the largest fleet of female ninjas the world has ever seen.
Draken is banned for failing to understand The Law of Inverse Ninja Strength (http://www.netjak.com/review.php/1199)
Basilisk is banned for bringing up that info. (never saw that before :P) *Decides to use just one ultra-powerful "specialty" ninja instead.*
Draken is ninja BANNED by Dr. McNinja the only specialty male ninja that can heal all his own wounds
e_voyager is banned for the assumption that I used a male ninja. Why would I want to do that?
Draken is banned for assuming that i believe he chose Dr. McNinja. he was my choice to ban you with his mad ninja / medical skills
e_voyager is banned for assuming I was assuming. (OK, last post for me on this thread for a while :P kinda did too much)
Draken is banned for believing that enough is ever enough on this thread.
shadowterm is banned as the show must go on
E is banned for being absolutely right. (Wait.. What?!) I mean.. he's banned for making the show go on even though the only people operating it are taiwanese children who are working only for their once-a-day meal. You're terrible. :giggle
wuffnpuff is banned, for Mr. Flibble is quite cross (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jwMGJAGvZlY)
Basil is banned.. for that penguin freaks me right the heck out XD
wuffnpuff is banned because there are far weirder thing in existence then a talking penguin puppet.
e_voyager is banned for being one of those things.
insidexml is banned for having a name that is hard to type. making fun of E, he's stalking me and I don't want him in a bad mood.
EDIT: oh, inside xml, without space. nevermind
shadowterm is banned for not having the proper skills to type my name.
Shadowterm is banned for not using the copy and paste functions.
insidexml is banned for having a name easy to copy and paste
insidexml Corgi is banned for responding before I could edit my post. You are fast! Also, WTF?!
shadowterm is banned by a robot in sleep mode
E is banned by a bunch of zombies! :zombiekun2 (robots are immune to zombies.. right?)
wuffnpuff is banned because that's not entirely true. we're not immune against the sigma strain of the T virouse. sigma is and idiot to have made it ( see repliod hunter IRS )
e_voyager is banned for the use of the name "Sigma Virus" when in reality it is and always be, one way or another, no questions asked, regardless, the Wily Virus. That was started by Zero. And continued by that idiot Sigma. Who was offed in the eighth game. Who should have Stayed dead in the Fifth. Which should have been the series ender. Which should have gone into the Zero series. Which also should have been the end.
Draken is banned for being serious.
slowtini is banned for expecting someone to be serious about the mega man series :P
Basilisk is banned because there is always someone who will take a game seriously.
shadowterm is banned because i didn't get a chance to enjoy my birthday today and not it's off to bed with me
E is banned because I neglected to tell him happy birthday. HAPPY BIRTHDAY! *runs to birthday thread.*
Shadowterm is banned because there is no Belated Birthday thread. :P
Quote from: Black_angel on May 15, 2009, 02:39:20 PM
Shadowterm is banned because there is no Belated Birthday thread. :P
Black_angel is banned because there should be one :cry
E is banned for having amazing pants =P better pants than me!
wuffnpuff is banned for not having better pants than E. I mean, really! Come on now...
proeliator bradypodidae is banned for robot power pants are rare and few between. mine cna ever withstand a few hits with a plasma torch. ( maybe 5- 10 but that's it)
e_voyager is banned due to falling for wuffnpuff's diabolical plan to learn the strength of his pants, making future conquest of said pants all that much easier.
proeliator bradypodidae is banned for the total lack of consideration owards wuffnpuff's secret plan. What's the point in calling it secret when you just blab it out like that! JEEZE! 2 weeks worth of work down the drain....
Draken is banned because i might have still been confused about the plan and if it was real but not any more now that's it's confirmed by two sources. Robot pants away( runs away)
E is banned.. him and his totally awesome robot pants for fleeing the scene of a secret plot investigation! :mwaha
Wuffnpuff is banned for her diligent attempts to steal E's pants
Basil is banned for it isn't because they are E's pants that I want to steal them.. it is because they can stand up to a plasma torch!!! A freakin PLASMA TORCH! :boogie
wuffnpuff is is banned for having what must be an unhealthy obsession with plasma torch resistant pants. >:3
Brady is banned for not realizing the importance of having such AWESOME pants!
Does PLASMA torch RESISTANT mean anything to you??? :giggle
wuffnpuff is banned because these are my pants and i like them. most people don't need plasma torch resistant pants Bond excluded of course.
e_voyager is banned for not being kind enough to give wuffnpuff his pants. Don't you know she might need them for certain reasons? :mwaha
Draken is banned because i'm not sure i even want to know why she might need my robot pants.
e_voyager is banned because robot pants are against the rules... probably...
Netrogo is banned because robot pants are also know as exoskeletons and in my case armor with a slight recharge boost. (see mega man and bass bass upgrades)
E is banned for not realizing my need for awesome pants.. pants in which I can properly do the robot in! (I'm a dork! XD)
.... and be somewhat resistant to a plasma torch :paranoid
But fine, fine. I will continue through my life without my super awesome plasma torch resistant robot pants... but if some jerk comes along with a plasma torch.. and I am without the proper equipment to defend myself..
.... it's on you.
Wuffnpuff is banned for thinking that some plasmatorch weilding dude could appear when a person with electrical powers is more common. And for failing to prepare for that!!!! *Unleashes plasma torch*
Draken is banned on a few accounts:
1) He refered to me as wuffnPUSS... that sir is a felony
2)He assumes I was not prepared for someone with electrical powers
3)And lastly, he assumed I did not already steal a spare set of robot pants from E *brandishes the amazing pants*
:mwaha
wuffnpuff is banned for raiding my closet while i was away upgrading my boots. (now i can dash for 15 seconds)
E is banned for that still isn't long enough to run from me.
shadowterm is banned for my dash speed is over 90 miles a hour
E is banned for that's not fast enough to keep me from correcting him. (ninety miles an hour.)
Shadowterm is banned because his name spelled backwards looks ALMOST like Meatwads if you squit really hard.
Netrogo is banned for giving me a headache from squinting too long and hard at Shadowterm's reversed name trying to see the word meatwads.
proeliator bradypodidae is banned for having a name that made my head explode and as such earns the nickname of...
PRO-BRA.
:boogie
Xze is banned for giving me a nickname that for the first time in my life can be said in mixed company and in front of small, impressionable children, although it may cause at least the kiddies to snicker. Wait, is that a bad thing?
Pro-Bra is banned because his new nickname is so awesome it forced me to type this ban one-handed while blow-drying my hair. I should probably make my own nickname, though.
BA is banned for multitasking in new and not so exciting ways
Basilisk of Baker Street is banned because I'd like to see him do better. :P
Black_Angel is banned because of Lupus.
BlAn is banned for not reailizing that the simplest route might be the better.
Netrogo is banned cause he was supposed to be the next one banned. :B
Draken is banned for double banning Black_Angel
Netrogo is banned for as the dragon flies so must he
wuffnpuff is banned by golf balls. Just when you had forgotten.
Shadowterm is banned for bringing that up again. "NOOOOO!!! Just when I had FORGOTTEN!" >_<
XD
wuffnpuff is banned. . .
-The following was deleted when the user had a bout of sudden common sense, a power stolen from Deadpool-
(If you want what I wrote request a PM, it involved the 5th of November poem from V for Vendetta, and docking. It was BAD.)
shadowterm is banned for making me request a PM; whether I really wanted to or not.
Proeliator is banned because he does not want a PM. Think of your eyes, and how they lack a burning sensation.
Shadowterm is banned because i'm sure i could do worse... just imagine the nightmares i could create describing that scritching noise outside your window just now :mwaha
Basilisk is banned because scritch was. . . wasn't that slang for cuddling or something? it is link to proof (http://furry.wikia.com/wiki/Scritch) To be honest, that doesn't scare me, in fact yiff coming from outside my window would probably make me curious as well, so this entire line of what you consider creepiness is not going to work.
Also, I find it slightly weird that I attribute that knowledge to that CSI episode (I know, shut up.) and zupertails.be or something.
shadowterm is banned is banned for not giving more money to amber
E is banned for all my money is sacrificed to the Red Bull and Bawls gods three days a week.
-edit- Hey, I broke even on what used to be karma.
shadowterm is banned for just not r3elizing it. besides i've been a bit unbalances as of late.
Quote from: e_voyager on May 19, 2009, 12:17:54 AM
shadowterm is banned for just not r3elizing it. besides i I've been a bit unbalances d as of late.
E is banned by the above corrections.
Shadowterm is banned cause I'm frustrated that I can't think of anything to contribute in the boards that actually effect my post data.
Jer-oh-me is banned for not being here more.. we must wittle away at your sanity :mwaha (plus your avatar is awesome ^_^ )
wuffnpuff is banned because he can draw wings marginally better than I can. (green-eyed)
BlAn is banned for calling wuffnpuff a "he"....
Draken is banned to keep the bans rolling.
Ren is banned for returning to this place. he shall be returned from whence he came.
Basil is banned for deterring new members to this madness. :giggle
Wuffnpuff is banned because I was playing this game since it begun. About a year ago. :P
Ren is banned for misinterpreting what I meant.. uh... what I meant was.. er... returning member.. yes o^_^o ..er...
-_- you just need to be here more :animesweat many appologies sir!
Wuffnpuff is not banned for being polite. :3
Ren is banned for not realizing how I try to bring light into these evil games >:3 :giggle
wuffnpuff is banned for bringing the awesomeness of her World Huggle Tour 2009 to this game. :hug
ProB is banned for banning wuffnpuff for the awesome...huggle...tourney...thingy.
Draken is banned for he should go to the "throw something at the next poster" thread =)
Wuffnpuff is banned as I play unfitting music.
(http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh121/RentheKnight/More%20Random%20Pictures/Listentomysong1.jpg)
Listen to my song! :B
Ren is banned because "HEY LISTEN!!!" :cvsoul
(Chk-chk!)
Basilisk is banned because we don't take kindly to that kinda talk round these parts. Least most people don't. I never cared.
Angel is banned for getting ninjaed and failing to notice :mowninja
Basil is ban for doing said ninja'ing.. you mean, mean person!
wuffnpuff is banned for being at that place at that time under that spot. You know the one.
From the earth - metal!
From the sky - fire!
From my veins - hot blood!
In my hands - the Ban of the Gods!
Draken!
BECOME BANNED!!!
Ren is banned for beating me to it.
Basilisk is also banned because I really was trying to ban HIM. 'Cause of Navi.
Ren is banned for completely outdoing any ban... ever XD
Angel is banned for beating me XD darn you're quick!
wuffnpuff is banned because I am having my back realigned and i want my pants to be there when the are done
The air was chill and the sky dark, a lone figure stood in a small clearing, a faint glisten of metal could be seen near his hand. The figure looked up, black hollow eyes meet yours. His hand moved slowly, yet purposefully, another flicker of reflected light, and as a steel knife slams into the tree next to your head, an engraving in the blade reads "E BE BANNED"
Basilisk2150 is banned for reminding me how much I suck as a storyteller.
proeliator bradypodidae hear after referred to as PB is banned for banning Basilisk. PB's own wounded ego was the motive and his game given authority was the weapon. not all i need is the place and i've won the round.
E is banned.. for here are your pants *hands them over with a sniffle* Now what ever shall I do with no pants? *runs around pants-less :boogie
wuffnpuff is banned for while cute pantsless is against the pg 13 nature of the thread. foruntly my tailed had this delivered today. ( hands wuffnpuff a package) sorry it's read but i didn't know what color you'd like and the tailor it's super imaginative.
E is banned for although I may be pantless it does not mean I am skirtless, or shortless.. or the likes..
But awesome!! Finally I have my very own robot pants to dance around in! :mwaha *puts them on and does the robot* I am too cool 8)
Wuffnpuff is banned because that dance was bad and she should be ashamed. 3:< (angry cat face)
Ren is banned because. . . crap, uh. . . PLAY ME OFF, KEYBOARD CAT!
shadowterm is banned because KEYBOARD CAT is wanted in 3 states.
E is banned for being wanted in 3 states for being the president of the red spies fan club.
Shadowterm is banned for catching on to E_voyagers secret presidency.
Netrogo is banned for confirming it. You are easy to cold-read at psychic sessions, aren't you?
Black_Angel is banned for pointing out my flaws.
Netrogo is banned for failing to notice how awesome Black_Angel is :P :boogie
wuffnpuff is banned for becoming such a prolific and awesome poster that I will NEVER be able to catch up!
PB is banned for the sake of all that play this game as his name is so hard to type
E is banned for having such an easy name to shorten :giggle
wuffnpuff is banned for reasons not yet fully understood.
shadowterm is banned for not following the scientific method to it's conclusion to provide a complete understanding as to why wuffnpuff should be banned.
PB is banned because they busted it on Myth Busters. Turns out she was banned for reasons fully understood. She is "teh wymahnz."
shadowterm is banned because i was not planing to have a bunch of people taking me seriously when i nick named proeliator bradypodidae, PB
E is banned for not realizing how much easier it is to type.
Shadowterm is banned because i really do understand that even as i quoted
Quote from: e_voyager on May 19, 2009, 04:14:13 PM
proeliator bradypodidae hear after referred to as PB is banned for banning Basilisk. PB's own wounded ego was the motive and his game given authority was the weapon. not all i need is the place and i've won the round.
E is banned for I mis-spoke. He didn't realize how appealing any alternative was. Even if it was a rather unimaginative shortening.
Shadowterm is banned because I sadly can't think of any way to ban him. It's not like me to be feeling this way so soon at night, usually, but I had a decent sleep at a sensible hour last night and I'm gettin'...gettin' kinda...kin-...da...(clunk) zzzzzzzzzzzz
Black_angel is banned when she wakes up with Qwerty-itis. AKA, keyboard face.
Shadow is banned for not at least replacing the keyboard under Angel's face with a pillow or something. You are the reason she fell asleep on it in the first place, being unable to come up with a reason to ben you! >:[
Ren is benned. I think this means I threw someone named Ben at him. :3
Either way, it's because even though he defended me, I had to do that.
Black_angel is banned for not being ready to accept the harsh realities of the Ban Thread.
Mao is banned that i may sleep without dreams
E_voyager is banned for trying to circumvent the natural dreaming process.
Netrogo is banned for ;
there is no rest for the wicked
for the wicked have no dreams
only in the harsh realm of nightmares
do the wicked dare try to claim
what little sleep they steal
and oh what depths is of horror
they feel their right to make real
E is banned for being a show off :U
Netrogo is banned for not showing enough... :giggle
Wuffnpuff is banned for the same reason. Show me your moves! :B
Ren is banned because that seems like a rude thing to ask of a lady.
Mao Laoren is banned because Captain Falcon showed us His moves for our sins.
The chastisement of the Black Bull was upon him.
And with His Punch, Rick Wheeler and all of Mankind were redeemed.
We can never repay Captain Falcon for His ultimate sacrifice. The best that we can do is to show Him our moves in return.
May our Lord and Savior Captain Falcon be with you all. Forever and ever. FALCON PUNCH!!
Ren is banned for being way too into this Falcon dude... how do you know you're not brainwashed??? >_<
... also for trying to get me to show my moves... no goading me into it! nope! :3
Wuffnpuff is banned for huffnstuff.
Mao is banned for abusing the fashion of my name in evil ways. And so making me giggle :giggle You're so mean!
wuffnpuff is banned for banning Mao Laoren for abusing her name before I could ban him in the name of HR Puffnstuff (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C-yLYz6ejqw)
Pro-Bra is banned for finding such unbelievably weird stuff.... XD
wuffnpuff is banned for there are far weirder things out there.
E is banned by the Endbug.
(http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh121/RentheKnight/More%20Random%20Pictures/Endbug.jpg)
His time is upon us. We're all going to die. :eek
Ren Gaulen is banned for Tekkaman Dead (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_snnEL6BzTk) is on the case and these super robot wars (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U9MSgI62lGo) shall end
E is banned for attempting to end the super robot wars... for how else shall I use my super awesome robot pants???
Wuffnpuff is banned with the power of rock (http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh121/RentheKnight/More%20Random%20Pictures/CourageWolfHurricane.jpg)!
Ren is banned because I haven't banned anyone in quite some time, and he was due.
VSMIT is banned because bans must flow, and flow they will.
Ren is banned for i can't find my robot pants i only took them off to go swimming
e_voyager is banned for incapacitating everyone at the ole swimming hole with his pantlessness (is that even a word?).
Proeliator is banned because...I can't pronounce his name?
zylar is banned with copious amounts of pain and suffering... bestowed upon him...
Basil is banned for stealing E's pants!! (I didn't put them there.. promise! :mwaha )
wuffnpuff is banned until we have proof. ( runs around in a beach towel)
E is banned for sporting such a flamboyant towel. Oh and here, you can borrow my robot pants ^_^ *hands them over* :giggle
Wuffnpuff is banned for giving up robot pants.
Ren is banned for not stopping me.. What was I.. CRAZY?? :cry
wuffnpuff is banned for being momentarily intoxicated by power due to a royal scepter that fell into her possession, thus giving up her robot pants back to e_voyager , and then banning Ren Gaulen for not stopping Her Royal Eminence for doing such a thing.
Pro-Brad is banned for thinking that I'm only momentarily intoxicated by my new royal power. >:3
Wuffnpuff is banned for i have a bigger, and more gaudy royal scepter, thus meaning i am more royal than she is... she is banned by my royaler decree :P
(royaler?) Basilisk2150 is banned for begging beginning what I fear will become the Battle of the Royal Scepters without sweeping the area to remove all non-royaler combatants.
edited for typo
PB is banned becase of the song "bad day"
e_voyager is banned because You're coming back down and you really don't mind You had a bad day (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kpoezm6E5Vw). Original here (http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoid=679120998). (my apologies, e_voyager, but I couldn't resist, it is actually a nice song)
Pro-Bra is banned because I'll tell you what I want... what I really really want. And I really want to zigga zigga ah! :boogie (I have no idea what that means! >_<)
wuffnpuff is banned just so I can say nice new avatar! (I saw the full original)
PB is banned because i haven't' seen it. (also cool song reference I've seen it before in the movie that i took my sister to go see. )
E is banned for not looking at the Tower of Art in the Kipiru thread thing.. You'll probably see my name in the topic =) (oh and thanks to both of you =D and Kipiru is awesome, let it be known to all! \o/ )
i can not ban wuffnpuff for point me to the thread of Kipu's art. i can however ban her for making me feel guilty
Awww... now I ban E for making me feel guilty for making him feel guilty... :cry
no ban here just a sympathy hug. i understand
Awww! I shall return the hug with not only one of sympathy but one of gratitude :tighthug
oh, but you're still banned for not banning me :giggle
wuffnpuff is banned... because this post is silly :batman
Basil is banned.. for he IS silly :mowninja
Wuffnpuff is banned because ... what the blue guy said (http://www.bobandgeorge.com/archives/001028)
XD E is banned for clouding the issue with facts. :U
wuffnpuff is banned because I just know she is somehow ultimately responsible for the preceding round of ban-tag, or perhaps only because she just happened to be last in line in said ban-tag.
Pro-Bra is banned for bringing my obsession to my attention. I'll have to watch myself :giggle
wuffnpuff is banned for i need a new name and species to join two rp's and at this point i have neither.
E is banned for not knowing the easiest way to do this.. For the species just pick something you haven't done before: platypus or something. And as for the name you can just pick one of your favorite things or words and spell it backwards.. tweak it to make it look like a name if you have to.. then voila! =D :boogie
wuffnpuff is banned for i have been many things and almost all of them save Aten and Rue have been e related. e is the most common letter in the American English language isn't it? the hard part is coming up with a background and reason to be.
E is banned for perhaps his new character could be called E Leven of the tribe of bread. They make unlevened bread for the surrounding villages and without them everyone else's lives would be a bit more hard. :erk I dunno! :giggle
wuffnpuff is banned by decree of the elements (http://www.privatehand.com/flash/elements.html)!
if you thought that was fun, try THIS (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sal4xRAmonI)!
Pro-Bra is banned for reminding me of my high school chemistry class. (omg I totally forgot about that song, I LOVE IT! :tighthug now I have it again! :boogie)
Wuffnpuff is banned because I need to practise my Ban-Kai more often. :B
Ren is banned for lack of practice with his Bankai! Shame on you! XD
Angelsephy is banned for i have not seen here presence before today...
Basilisk is banned for AngelSephy ware here back in 078 but come to think of it i haven seen here around lately myself
e_voyager is banned for losing radar contact with AngelSephy, then allowing her to fly back in under said radar.
banned for quoting woo foo warriors in your signature. NOT acceptable
Scorpio is banned because he's one to talk, I have no clue what the hell the theme of his signature is.
Black_Angel is banned because I haven't seen her in a while and I missed her :cry
Wuffy is banned caused I haven't banned anyone in a loooong time! Feels refreshing even if it's someone as nice as her :mowwink
Kipiru is banned because I haven't banned him in a while either. It feels nice to do it again. :3
Black_angel is banned in hopes that it doesn't feel as good as doing the banning. XP
Mao is banned in hopes that it doesn't feel as good as a stick in the eye. :giggle
All of you are banned for having too much hope! DESPARE! :mwaha
Kipiru is banned because i envy his art skills, and its the rules of the game
Spanky is banned because I've just managed to catch up on the bans...
Yes, an obvious ban but I guess it has to be done; llearch is banned for not staying caught up on the bans. I mean, really, what else could there be in the Clockwork Mansion or real life that would divert the box's attention...
Pro-Bra is banned for perhaps angering the box. *shudders* Please don't listen to him sir! He didn't mean it! *gathers lots of pretty boxes around Llearch* Here! Here! Your harem m'lord! do with them as you please! *backs away, bowing*
wuffnpuff is banned for now I am haunted by visions of box pron, and it really bothers me that I would have such visions, and I fear wuffnpuff may have inspired someone to create, and share, new box pron avatars/drawings, that I would probably be mysteriously compelled to view, which I would regret, and than proceed to murder grammar and sentence structure by posting a really long sentence by abusing punctuation marks and conjunctions (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mkO87mkgcNo) leading to disdain from the other forumites as they bombard me with negative Karma points causing me to have nightmares involving box pron, but I guess its all fair in love and war, and in the ban game. :U
Pro Bra is banned for that rather large and rant-like post... he shall be further punished when i can get boxy's attention
Quote from: Basilisk2150 on June 07, 2009, 09:48:07 AM
Pro Bra is banned for that rather large and rant-like post... he shall be further punished when i can get boxy's attention
*D'oh!*
Basilisk2150 is banned in a desperate preemptive strike to stop said intel report to da Box...
proelator disidae is banned for his apearence!
(darn! it sure has been a long time since i posted last!)
information-dead is banned for information wants to be free
e_voyager is banned for e wants to settle down in a nice small town instead of going on all these voyages. (actually.. I dunno >_< I'm out of practice) (oh, and ALL HAIL THE BOX!)
Wuff is banned for having an avatar that contains adorable ears.
Slowtini is banned because i still cant figure out what he is.
E is banned because slowtini is a martini being drank slowly... or something.. :giggle
I am the flesh and bone of my ban.
Words are my body, and coffee is my blood.
I have delivered thousands of bans.
Unaware of mercy.
Nor aware of forgiveness.
I have delivered thousands of bans,
Yet these hands that have braved so much will never know rest.
And so, as I pray,
The Unlimited Ban Works.
Wuffnpuff, become banned!