Bahaha. :U
i don't think one needs to really say more, but, she does look good.
Hooray for teh dominatrix! >:3 :mwaha
..and the majority voted for 'Woohoo!'
YAAAAAY! Aryanna! One of my favorite characters. ^__^
But I do like a lot of them... I wonder if Deathbringer and Fa'Lina will show up as potential dates? <.<;
As for snow... if Amber's lucky, it might melt off. We got some here a couple of weeks ago that melted within hours. But the temperature has dropped since then... if any falls soon, it'll be sticking around.
Dude, I would soooo pick 'Woohoo!' It's a dream come true!
Is that.... the censor panda?
Wow... I can't stop laughing. Excuse me...
I woohooed.
And yesh. That's Pai Gon I believe.
This thread is currently following expectations, unsurprisingly. :U
Way too funny. Best Perfect Date yet.
Now, the only question is... is that the Good End or the Bad End?
Or both?
Quote from: Ghostwish on November 20, 2008, 12:13:04 AM
I woohooed.
And yesh. That's Pai Gon I believe.
Actually, it's Gee. Note the flower in the hair. Which makes me wonder why it's not Pai Gon, since Pai Gon is the panda for the comic.
And I'm yet another person who would've chosen "Woohoo!"
Edit: Also, Aaryanna currently has the highest number of hearts of anyone. And she is one of two to have that bar thing completely on the smiley face. Although the border around her smiley is much, much bigger.
Quote from: Ghostwish on November 20, 2008, 12:13:04 AM
I woohooed.
And yesh. That's Pai Gon I believe.
You fail. The lack of a Star-rod clearly marks her as Gee.
Quote from: Aleolus on November 20, 2008, 12:09:00 AM
Dude, I would soooo pick 'Woohoo!' It's a dream come true!
And I see that I am not the only one who would've voted for 'Woohoo.' That'd be a good dream, indeed.
*returns to lurking*
Hahahahaha. I can see why Merlitz would have trouble........ Although I was hoping for another toast reference in the thing. Oh well.
Quote from: senrath on November 20, 2008, 12:17:19 AM
Quote from: Ghostwish on November 20, 2008, 12:13:04 AM
I woohooed.
And yesh. That's Pai Gon I believe.
Actually, it's Gee. Note the flower in the hair. Which makes me wonder why it's not Pai Gon, since Pai Gon is the panda for the comic.
I'm going to speculate it's Gee because of the irony it provides as you practically know Aaryanna is going to do some horrible well beyond Fa-teen, and it would seem funnier rather than getting Lady X out. My two cents.
Quote from: Ink on November 20, 2008, 12:05:54 AM
..and the majority voted for 'Woohoo!'
I wonder why
that is so surprising...
Can...can I swap out Aaryanna for someone else? But keep the dom gear?
Quote from: Janus Whitefurr on November 20, 2008, 12:16:10 AM
This thread is currently following expectations, unsurprisingly. :U
Come now, you expect anything else from this lot? I'd sooner grow a moe and dye it pink then expect anything other than OAI*.
*Operating as intended.
o . o
.......
not sure if want ... but too desperate to refuse, or even struggle a whole lot.
Whoohooo!
/me puts on Eddie Money's "Take me home tonight!"
...Holy..
No.
Nothing holy about that image at all.
But still... o -o;
words feel me so i must sing!
sings "wicked witchcraft"
Amber wins the internet for this. Total lol moment for me :3
>.> And yes I woulda voted Woohoo but then again I'm a perverted bastard :P
Nice lady! [/alaJerryLewis]
What, no "*write will*" option?
I'm actually not one for being whipped and would not 'Whoo-hoo'. I did find the comic very amusing though.
Quote from: Azraelle on November 20, 2008, 12:46:44 AM
o . o
.......
not sure if want ... but too desperate to refuse, or even struggle a whole lot.
*snicker*
Well done, Amber. A hysterically funny comic with no more than 4 words. Well, seven if you count Gee... ;-]
I love how Aary didn't even need to say anything at all. Just that look. XD
It's the whip. It has to be the whip. It's the whip that makes you all wanna pick the "Woohoo" option. You'll possibly tell me it's the outfit or something else that makes you wanna pick said option, but it's the whip, you just don't know it yet.
I like this vote
*Arthur, King of the Britons voice*
RUN AWAY!!!!!
But that was still pretty damn funny. Gee knows how to win, as does Amber. :P
I'd rather dink around in butterfly land with Gee than consider dating a cubi. :T
Quote from: Dagardo on November 20, 2008, 03:14:25 AMIt's the whip. It has to be the whip. It's the whip that makes you all wanna pick the "Woohoo" option. You'll possibly tell me it's the outfit or something else that makes you wanna pick said option, but it's the whip, you just don't know it yet.
Well, I can't speak from personal experience, but yeah, it's the whip. Provided, of course, a casting change.
Somehow, this brings back memories of my most recent birthday. The whip looks friendly though.
A quick edit: I wish there was snow here. Only below freezing cold and strong winds.
No-one seems to have picked up on the fact that, if you're not a fellow 'Cubi or something, she'll most likely eat your soul after the Woohoo has run its course...
Quote from: Tapewolf on November 20, 2008, 04:07:52 AM
No-one seems to have picked up on the fact that, if you're not a fellow 'Cubi or something, she'll most likely eat your soul after the Woohoo has run its course...
or toast.
you forgot the toast.
Quote from: Turnsky on November 20, 2008, 04:08:50 AM
or toast.
you forgot the toast.
How could I forget the toast?
There again, she might have had both.
Quote from: Tapewolf on November 20, 2008, 04:07:52 AM
No-one seems to have picked up on the fact that, if you're not a fellow 'Cubi or something, she'll most likely eat your soul after the Woohoo has run its course...
Meh. It's not like I'm using it, or anything.
Quote from: senrath on November 20, 2008, 04:13:20 AM
Quote from: Tapewolf on November 20, 2008, 04:07:52 AM
No-one seems to have picked up on the fact that, if you're not a fellow 'Cubi or something, she'll most likely eat your soul after the Woohoo has run its course...
Meh. It's not like I'm using it, or anything.
How many of us are actually using our soul for something useful anyway? As for the soul eating comment itself, there are ways that may let you keep your soul, but you would have to one, know what said ways are, and two, be able to pull them off, and have a mind shield or something so she wont know. But really, how hard is it to dispel a mind shield?
Quote from: Dagardo on November 20, 2008, 04:28:06 AM
How many of us are actually using our soul for something useful anyway? As for the soul eating comment itself, there are ways that may let you keep your soul, but you would have to one, know what said ways are, and two, be able to pull them off, and have a mind shield or something so she wont know. But really, how hard is it to dispel a mind shield?
I dunno about dispelling a mind shield, but it would be really obvious if you had one. I mean, she'd try to read your thoughts, find out that she couldn't, and voila, she knows you're using a mind shield.
Quote from: Dagardo on November 20, 2008, 04:28:06 AM
How many of us are actually using our soul for something useful anyway?
In the world of DMFA, if you don't have a soul, you aren't sentient. There's some confusion as to whether a body robbed of its soul would still breathe like a Fae Hollow, but at the end of the day, that's largely academic since it looks like the soul is the most important bit.
"...when a problem comes along
you must whip it
before the cream sits out too long
you must whip it
when something's going wrong
you must whip it..."
And so on, and so forth...
Also, for the record, I would have chosen "Ah..."
Quote from: senrath on November 20, 2008, 04:33:25 AM
I dunno about dispelling a mind shield, but it would be really obvious if you had one. I mean, she'd try to read your thoughts, find out that she couldn't, and voila, she knows you're using a mind shield.
Depends on the quality of the shield.
A cheap one would block most stuff, not very well. A reasonable one would block everything. A really high quality one would fake some innocuous thoughts on the outside, so that people wouldn't be able to tell you had one up at all.
My 2p, anyway.
Quote from: llearch n'n'daCorna on November 20, 2008, 07:03:52 AMA cheap one would block most stuff, not very well. A reasonable one would block everything. A really high quality one would fake some innocuous thoughts on the outside, so that people wouldn't be able to tell you had one up at all.
My 2p, anyway.
Good `cubi could probably differentiate genuine inane blather from a rhubarb or walla, though. I have an idea rumbling around my head about a magic system where part of the training involves learning how to use steganography in your inner monologue, just to keep people from reading your mind.
After all, if you read someone's mind, and he's thinking ``I'm gonna hit your gregory with my plates,'' your opponent probably will be just as much in the dark before you read it.
I think I like Aaryanna now.
Quote from: Keaton the Black Jackal on November 20, 2008, 07:28:40 AM
I think I like Aaryanna now.
Something that disturbs me very slightly is the viewpoint these strips are supposed to be read from. Specifically the fact that the 'player' is interviewing both sexes. Looking at it just now from Keaton's viewpoint, for example...
BUTTERFLIES!
-spaz-
Actually, that kinda looks like the all knowing one from the "Daniel Ti'fiona Warrior for Hire?" arc. Does anybody else see that? Yes? No?
Quote from: Tapewolf on November 20, 2008, 07:31:42 AM
Something that disturbs me very slightly is the viewpoint these strips are supposed to be read from. Specifically the fact that the 'player' is interviewing both sexes. Looking at it just now from Keaton's viewpoint, for example...
Does this really come as a surprise, considering all the relevant DeviantArt stamps I have in my journal? :B
Best part of it is that since my avatar is a Cubi, I don't have to worry about that pesky soul-stealing! Whee!
Oh, but Amber's art is lovely. Aside from the initial smex of the image, the art is impressive. I love Aaryanna's posture, the dress design, and the whip coiled around her hand.
Quote from: Keaton the Black Jackal on November 20, 2008, 08:20:50 AM
Does this really come as a surprise, considering all the relevant DeviantArt stamps I have in my journal? :B
I plead the fifth amendment.
Quote from: Tapewolf on November 20, 2008, 08:23:50 AM
Quote from: Keaton the Black Jackal on November 20, 2008, 08:20:50 AM
Does this really come as a surprise, considering all the relevant DeviantArt stamps I have in my journal? :B
I plead the fifth amendment.
I plead YOUR FACE.
I was going to put an elaborate Guantanamo bay joke here, but then I realized that would provoke another nasty political debate so instead I'm resorting to Kindergartner-grade insults.
Seriously, it suddenly made me wonder who the 'player' is supposed to be.
Quote from: Tapewolf on November 20, 2008, 08:29:32 AM
Seriously, it suddenly made me wonder who the 'player' is supposed to be.
Given the wide spectrum of the people who have been spoken to, it could be anyone.. which is what I think the whole idea is. It could be one of us.
It's supposed to be Dan, we all know how desperate he is :P
Quote from: Tapewolf on November 20, 2008, 08:29:32 AMSeriously, it suddenly made me wonder who the 'player' is supposed to be.
It shouldn't come as a surprise that there is BDSM directed to and from all genders, and I would think that the best business model for this genre would be to have a ``select sexuality'' choice at the beginning.
Quote from: Mowser on November 20, 2008, 08:08:24 AM
Quote from: Keaton the Black Jackal on November 20, 2008, 07:28:40 AM
I think I like Aaryanna now.
I think I like her more now.
I think I like Gee now, I almost got a cute overload :)
Btw, everybody kinda ignored the fact that this is the first time we get a Gee cameo
What the - Panda?
I'm going to bed. :blankstare
"Um..." Yeah.. That would be my response too. Though I love the punch line in this one >:3
Quote from: Mowser on November 20, 2008, 08:38:47 AM
Quote from: Tapewolf on November 20, 2008, 08:29:32 AM
Seriously, it suddenly made me wonder who the 'player' is supposed to be.
Given the wide spectrum of the people who have been spoken to, it could be anyone.. which is what I think the whole idea is. It could be one of us.
I vote that it was Merlitz for this one. :D
i'm lucky that i don't tend to worry about the whole soul not soul thing. besides the person could simply be conducting a survey not looking for a date themselves. it;s but just like someone i know to seen a seemly soulless thing to question cubi about dates.
Quote from: Tapewolf on November 20, 2008, 08:29:32 AM
Seriously, it suddenly made me wonder who the 'player' is supposed to be.
... a player?
yes boxy. all games need players otherwise there is no justification for their existence.
My response to this was utter silence, hearing a whip crack in my mind, instantly followed by fear.
I would have picked the fifth option..turning off the game and fleeing from the internet.
Funny, yes. But I really, do not like whips :<
Quote from: Ink on November 20, 2008, 12:05:54 AM
..and the majority voted for 'Woohoo!'
At least there is a 'Woohoo' there!
If you had a perfect date segment, there'd be nothing but whimpering and screams of torment! D:
Quote from: e_voyager on November 20, 2008, 10:53:02 AM
yes boxy. all games need players otherwise there is no justification for their existence.
And all players need a gender, unless we're assuming it's a robot or some weird mythos with six different sexes. In which case it becomes a little pointless :P
Quote from: Alondro on November 20, 2008, 10:57:19 AM
If [Ink] had a perfect date segment, there'd be nothing but whimpering and screams of torment! D:
In shame I must confess I read that as
data segment. :cry
Sticks and stones may break my bones,
but whips and chains excite me.
So tie me up and throw me down,
and show me that you like me.Quote from: Tapewolf on November 20, 2008, 08:23:50 AM
Quote from: Keaton the Black Jackal on November 20, 2008, 08:20:50 AM
Does this really come as a surprise, considering all the relevant DeviantArt stamps I have in my journal? :B
I plead the fifth amendment.
...aren't you British? I suppose "I plead the Magna Carta" doesn't quite have the same ring, though. :P
Quote from: e_voyager on November 20, 2008, 10:53:02 AM
yes boxy. all games need players otherwise there is no justification for their existence.
My apologies, Spanky. I wasn't clear. I meant a "player", not just a player. And I wasn't querying the existence of the player of games, but offering an answer...
Quote from: Cogidubnus on November 20, 2008, 10:59:30 AM
Sticks and stones may break my bones,
but whips and chains excite me.
So tie me up and throw me down,
and show me that you like me.
I love that poem. :3
Quote from: Cogidubnus on November 20, 2008, 10:59:30 AM
...aren't you British? I suppose "I plead the Magna Carta" doesn't quite have the same ring, though. :P
The board is hosted in the US, I think you'll find >:3
Quote from: llearch n'n'daCorna on November 20, 2008, 11:00:37 AM
I meant a "player", not just a player.
You know, I had a vague tickling in the back of my head that it was some slang the meaning of which I'd forgotten...
Quote from: Alondro on November 20, 2008, 10:57:19 AM
Quote from: Ink on November 20, 2008, 12:05:54 AM
..and the majority voted for 'Woohoo!'
At least there is a 'Woohoo' there!
If you had a perfect date segment, there'd be nothing but whimpering and screams of torment! D:
aww but Charline some people like pleasure spiked with pain.
well boxy
now that i think about it there could be more then one player couldn't there?
an cogidubnus you've reminded me of some one saying that. and if i remember i didn't care for her saying it. being my little cousin at all.
ah i see i missed that slang meaning as well thanks tape.
This installment hasn't made me like Aaryanna any more. What else is new.
Then Gee showed up and I LOL'd. (It helps that my mind's been on Mab's Land lately... and now that I think about it, a different short, fuzzy, black-and-white female character... and then I imagined Boko in Gee's position and resumed laughing.)
A combination of "Woohoo!" and "Dammit". Sure, it'd be a great date, but I'm not a very big fan of dates where my date eats my soul. :U
Also...BUTTERFLIES! -dances amid the butterflies in the meadow-
Quote from: Kenji on November 20, 2008, 03:34:08 AM
I'd rather dink around in butterfly land with Gee than consider dating a cubi. :T
I'd rather dink around in butterfly land with Gee than consider dating Arryanna. :T
Quote from: Tycoon on November 20, 2008, 06:26:14 AM
"...when a problem comes along
you must whip it
before the cream sits out too long
you must whip it
when something's going wrong
you must whip it..."
Don't forget Zombies and Vampires! -wait, wrong context-
Well, I can't like Arryanna, she's just not there.
Quote from: Minishear on November 20, 2008, 12:17:33 PM
I'd rather dink around in butterfly land with Gee than consider dating Arryanna. :T
I suspect most Beings would eat their own hands and feet rather than date Aaryanna, particularly given her current job.
Quote from: James StarRunner on November 20, 2008, 02:13:50 AM
I'm actually not one for being whipped and would not 'Whoo-hoo'. I did find the comic very amusing though.
/me makes a mental note to drop-ship a soft cat-o-nine-tails to James's wife... or just hand James a box with one at the next A/C.
QuoteI suspect most Beings would eat their own hands and feet rather than date Aaryanna, particularly given her current job.
that's when being a Creature is a big help.
Quote from: Tapewolf on November 20, 2008, 12:27:58 PM
Quote from: Minishear on November 20, 2008, 12:17:33 PM
I'd rather dink around in butterfly land with Gee than consider dating Arryanna. :T
I suspect most Beings would eat their own hands and feet rather than date Aaryanna, particularly given her current job.
i might just second that opinion. (in my eyes all four of them) she seems sadistic and curl beyond the call of duty.
One thing remains constant though.
The Panda is adorable.
I'd vote "woohoo". Also...Butterflies!
nice twist there, Amber.
Edit: Arryanna does look good.
Quote from: e_voyager on November 20, 2008, 11:04:52 AM
Quote from: Alondro on November 20, 2008, 10:57:19 AM
Quote from: Ink on November 20, 2008, 12:05:54 AM
..and the majority voted for 'Woohoo!'
At least there is a 'Woohoo' there!
If you had a perfect date segment, there'd be nothing but whimpering and screams of torment! D:
aww but Charline some people like pleasure spiked with pain.
*Charline erfs* You missed the point! Ink's dates DO NOT GET PLEASURE! The only pleasure involved is Ink's as he delights in dissecting them and their souls alive! They are treated to nothing but pain and suffering and fear! And when they die it's still not over, as he'll consume their soul and slowly extract energy from it for decades to centuries, all while they float in helpless torment in his well of souls! :O
At least I'm nice to my dates when I eat them. >:3
At the risk of sounding truly pathetic and desperate, I must ask: Is there any chance of seeing this strip without the game overlay?
Quote from: Tapewolf on November 20, 2008, 11:03:34 AM
Quote from: Cogidubnus on November 20, 2008, 10:59:30 AM
...aren't you British? I suppose "I plead the Magna Carta" doesn't quite have the same ring, though. :P
The board is hosted in the US, I think you'll find >:3
Yes, but the only rights most of us have here is the right to follow the rules and the right to leave if we don't like it. It is really irrelevant what country it is in.
Quote from: Tapewolf on November 20, 2008, 11:03:34 AM
Quote from: llearch n'n'daCorna on November 20, 2008, 11:00:37 AM
I meant a "player", not just a player.
You know, I had a vague tickling in the back of my head that it was some slang the meaning of which I'd forgotten...
Player is a slang used in the USA (generally a 'low-class' term) to refer to a guy who dates and sleeps with lots of girls. It is generally seen to be a positive when guys call each other a player, but a female who does such things would be called a "whore", and it tends to not be acceptable for this gender.
Quote from: Azlan on November 20, 2008, 02:09:29 PM
Yes, but the only rights most of us have here is the right to follow the rules and the right to leave if we don't like it. It is really irrelevant what country it is in.
I wasn't actually being serious, but - at the risk of a thread tangent - are you certain of this? What if, hypothetically, if I were to post something that was was illegal in the US but not in the UK? For example, something that violated a software patent, or an encryption algorithm, or something that was out-of-copyright here)? Yes, the rules forbid it, but from a legal point of view, the offending material would exist in a database physically located in the US.
QuotePlayer is a slang used in the USA (generally a 'low-class' term) to refer to a guy who dates and sleeps with lots of girls. It is generally seen to be a positive when guys call each other a player, but a female who does such things would be called a "whore", and it tends to not be acceptable for this gender.
Thanks. That turned out slightly different to my guess.
It could be that two different people are playing the game, with the boy looking at the girls, and the girl looking at the boys. It could also be from the viewpoint of a game tester, who would expect to try out all the options. Just saying that there could be an innocent explanation.
Of course, with Aaryanna, innocent is a word that somehow refuses to come to mind. Anybody out there have a copy of Leather Goddesses of Phobos. I never played it, but I suspect that Aaryanna would enjoy a copy.
I am reminded of the old Mae West quote: "When I'm good, I'm very, very good. When I'm bad, I'm better."
By the way, what I expect she looks for in a date is durability. It's no fun if they break too soon.
Quote from: Tapewolf on November 20, 2008, 02:18:01 PM
I wasn't actually being serious, but - at the risk of a thread tangent - are you certain of this? What if, hypothetically, if I were to post something that was was illegal in the US but not in the UK? For example, something that violated a software patent, or an encryption algorithm, or something that was out-of-copyright here)? Yes, the rules forbid it, but from a legal point of view, the offending material would exist in a database physically located in the US.
Well, I'm just vaguely reciting what I've been told in the past. But, you are right, tangent, back on topic.
Quote from: skwerly on November 20, 2008, 02:01:15 PM
At the risk of sounding truly pathetic and desperate, I must ask: Is there any chance of seeing this strip without the game overlay?
Oh come now, if you must... I'm sure there is losts of furry pr0n out there you can look up. Let's not ask such things.
Quote from: Azlan on November 20, 2008, 02:09:29 PM
Player is a slang used in the USA (generally a 'low-class' term) to refer to a guy who dates and sleeps with lots of girls. It is generally seen to be a positive when guys call each other a player, but a female who does such things would be called a "whore", and it tends to not be acceptable for this gender.
Thank you for that succinct, concise, and effective explanation. I was attempting to come up with something, but I doubt I could have managed something so precise.
And yet disparaging. ;-]
Quote from: llearch n'n'daCorna on November 20, 2008, 02:33:42 PM
Thank you for that succinct, concise, and effective explanation. I was attempting to come up with something, but I doubt I could have managed something so precise.
And yet disparaging. ;-]
I aim to please, I have to put all this essentially worthless knowledge to some use.
Don't hate that playa, hate the game.
Wow, did I really just say that? *shudder*
Quote from: senrath on November 20, 2008, 02:52:47 PM
Don't hate that playa, hate the game.
Wow, did I really just say that? *shudder*
You did. You should feel ashamed of yourself.
:erk umm...
Should I be glad I'm a girl, or even more terrified.
Would run away screaming whil holding Gee like a human shield...
Quote from: senrath on November 20, 2008, 02:52:47 PMDon't hate that playa, hate the game.
Why would I hate a desert basin?
Quote from: Cogidubnus on November 20, 2008, 10:59:30 AMSticks and stones may break my bones,
but whips and chains excite me.
So tie me up and throw me down,
and show me that you like me.
When I was growing up, the Encyclopaedia Britannica seemed much more authoritative than my elementary school teachers, perhaps because it was bound in rich, dark, leather, and they weren't--at least not during school hours.
Quote from: superluser on November 20, 2008, 04:54:53 PM
Quote from: senrath on November 20, 2008, 02:52:47 PMDon't hate that playa, hate the game.
Why would I hate a desert basin?
I would venture to guess because it is dry, hot, high salt, and poor soil. It takes far too much irrigation to make semi-arid soil productive and high desert soil is really poor.
Quote from: Paladin Sheppard on November 20, 2008, 01:35:40 AM
>.> And yes I woulda voted Woohoo but then again I'm a perverted bastard :P
Aren't we all?
*chose woohoo too*
Quote from: thegayhare on November 20, 2008, 04:54:22 PM
Would run away screaming whil holding Gee like a human shield...
But Gee is a panda. How would you hold her like a human shield?
Quote from: senrath on November 20, 2008, 05:17:04 PMBut Gee is a panda. How would you hold her like a human shield?
You know how you hold a human shield? Like that, only with a panda instead of a human.
...why do I know how to hold a human shield?
Quote from: senrath on November 20, 2008, 05:17:04 PM
Quote from: thegayhare on November 20, 2008, 04:54:22 PM
Would run away screaming whil holding Gee like a human shield...
But Gee is a panda. How would you hold her like a human shield?
She is a humanoid panda so the basic rule still applies...
now on a tangent....
I ache for the touch of your lips, dear
But much more for the touch of your whips, dear
You can raise welts like nobody else
As we dance to the masochism tango
Let our love be a flame, not an ember
Say it's me that you want to dismember
Blacken my eye, set fire to my tie
As we dance to the masochism tango
At your command before you here I stand
My heart is in my hand - yecch
It's here that I must be
My heart entreats, just hear those savage beats
And go put on your cleats and come and trample me
Your heart is hard as stone or mahogany
That's why I'm in such exquisite agony
My soul is on fire, it's aflame with desire
Which is why I perspire when we tango
You caught my nose
In your left castanet, love
I can feel the pain yet, love
Ev'ry time I hear drums
And I envy the rose
That you held in your teeth, love
With the thorns underneath, love
Sticking into your gums
Your eyes cast a spell that bewitches
The last time I needed twenty stitches
To sew up the gash that you made with your lash
As we danced to the masochism tango
Bash in my brain and make me scream with pain
Then kick me once again and say we'll never part
I know too well I'm underneath your spell
So, Darling, if you smell something burning, it's my heart
Hic! Excuse me
Take your cigarette from its holder
And burn your initials in my shoulder
Fracture my spine and swear that you're mine
As we dance to the maso-chism tango
What, no "Yes, Mistress" answer?
The "Woohoo" will have to suffice then. Who doesn't love a woman in charge?
........Ok...............
*Backs away very very slowly from gayhare"
I really don't think anyone would want.
Shes probably thinking he is going to be more fun than just the first two things on her list.
And absolutely nothing she wants to do with 'em is PG rated, well except the night of Parcheesi, sort of.
But a women in charge is fine, just not one with the sole idea of kicking my @##.
Quote from: thegayhare on November 20, 2008, 07:09:57 PMI ache for the touch of your lips, dear
But much more for the touch of your whips, dear
You can raise welts like nobody else
As we dance to the masochism tango
I suspect it would be more like this:
I hold your hand in mine, dear,
I press it to my lips.
I take a healthy bite
From your dainty fingertips.
My joy would be complete, dear,
If you were only here,
But still I keep your hand
As a precious souvenir.
The night you died I cut it off.
I really don't know why.
For now each time I kiss it
I get bloodstains on my tie.
I'm sorry now I killed you,
For our love was something fine,
And till they come to get me
I shall hold your hand in mine.
Quote from: Gamma on November 20, 2008, 07:22:52 PM
........Ok...............
*Backs away very very slowly from gayhare"
what you've never heard the masochism tango?
It's one of my favorite comedy songs... you get the strangest looks when as a group you start singing it in inappropriate places. one of my best frinds and I started to dance in the mall while we sang it... it saw so much fun...
almost as much fun as when we restocked some of the shelves in walmart when no one was looking... replacing the toothpaste with ky jelly. and that lovely scene we set up with micky and minnie mouse. Micky had wine and roses... and behind his back a kingsize pack of trojens
I've just noticed that the top of Aary's dress has fur over it in a couple of spots.
It's a very delicate touch. Nicely done. Mad props to Amber.
Im with most of the pervs here...
In the immortal words of The Edel Banel
"SANKYUU! SANKYUU VERY MUCHo! SAIKYO NO STAGEi DA TAYO!"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jp4yAkGuRqI
okay, let's limit the disturbing songs, please...
Quote from: Alondro on November 20, 2008, 01:32:11 PM
*Charline erfs* You missed the point! Ink's dates DO NOT GET PLEASURE! The only pleasure involved is Ink's as he delights in dissecting them and their souls alive! They are treated to nothing but pain and suffering and fear! And when they die it's still not over, as he'll consume their soul and slowly extract energy from it for decades to centuries, all while they float in helpless torment in his well of souls! :O
At least I'm nice to my dates when I eat them. >:3
you're probably right about me missing the point. even pain loving masochist probably want their dates to end some time while they are still alive.
Edit: wow i missed the songs till after i posted. it seems that the case was made before i got back form work.
Quote from: HeroZero on November 20, 2008, 04:02:38 AM
I wish there was snow here. Only below freezing cold and strong winds.
Yesterday's high probably didn't reach
up to freezing, here. Today maybe up to 15-20°F, now down to 7°F, though we don't expect 0° yet by morning, Lake of the Woods is now frozen over. If you wait another month or so for it to thicken up, we could go fishing.
(http://www.qsl.net/n0ukf/extra/lowfishing.jpg)
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Not into the kinky stuff myself , but that was hard not to stare at :U
Ahh the panda refreshing clean and cleansing for the eyes :mowhappy
Quote from: AmigaDragon on November 21, 2008, 12:16:07 AM
Yesterday's high probably didn't reach up to freezing, here. Today maybe up to 15-20°F, now down to 7°F, though we don't expect 0° yet by morning, Lake of the Woods is now frozen over. If you wait another month or so for it to thicken up, we could go fishing.
Ouch! I'm just in Saint Cloud, so I can imagine how much colder it is for you. Actually, where I'm originally from we end up with some makeshift road across the lake every year. So yeah, we can almost just drive to our favorite fishing spots.
We have snow on the ground here in NJ today.
When we get accumulating snow before Thanksgiving, it's gonna be a bad winter. :<
I don't remember Aary being so buxom, but you won't hear me complain!
Quote from: Kipiru on November 21, 2008, 12:16:20 PM
I don't remember Aary being so buxom, but you won't hear me complain!
That's because she's reading your mind as to what
you want in a date....
Quote from: Alondro on November 21, 2008, 10:32:39 AM
We have snow on the ground here in NJ today.
When we get accumulating snow before Thanksgiving, it's gonna be a bad winter. :<
We've had an inch on the ground for a few days. We don't get a lot right here, but what we do get usually stays a while. And usually too dry and fluffy to do anything with it (snowballs, snowmen, etc).
Quote from: Kipiru on November 21, 2008, 12:16:20 PM
I don't remember Aary being so buxom, but you won't hear me complain!
Push-up bra? :D
Probably the effect of the bustier she's wearing.
Well, that and being a shape-shifter, of course...
I've also been noticing a little tuft of fur on the center of her chest. Actually, most of the characters seem to have it these days, at least when they appear bare chested. I wonder what, if anything, it's supposed to signify.
And the devil in a black dress watches over,
My guardian angel walks away.
Life is short and love is always over in the morning,
Black wind come carry me far away.
With the sunlight died and the night above me,
With a gun for a lover and a shot for the pain inside.
You run for cover in the temple of love,
You run for another, it's all the same,
For the wind will blow and throw your walls aside.
... what, no Sisters of Mercy fans? Those lyrics are what this comic reminded me off at first glance :P
On a side note, Ink needs one of these XD
Quote from: Hanii Puppy on November 21, 2008, 01:41:05 PM
... what, no Sisters of Mercy fans? Those lyrics are what this comic reminded me off at first glance :P
At least two more, but I must admit I didn't make that connection myself.
Quote from: Corgatha Taldorthar on November 21, 2008, 01:33:19 PM
I wonder what, if anything, it's supposed to signify.
"Don't look below this unless you have a written invitation."
*chuckle*
Invitation, yeah like I need tha- *WHACK!*
And my co-workers complained about it getting in the fifties today, pansies. We are also getting our first freeze of the season tonight, yay.
I like the cold, it isn't sweat your arse off hot!
I was taking a look at the picture and taking some measurements of the whip. It seems to be too long for "close up and personal" interaction. She might be carrying both a whip and a length of silk cord for either asphyxiation or binding.
Also, remember that she is a professor of pain and terror (http://www.missmab.com/Comics/Vol_594.php). She might be preparing her lesson plans and considering who to use as a demonstration subject.
Quote from: Naldru on November 21, 2008, 10:56:57 PMI was taking a look at the picture and taking some measurements of the whip. It seems to be too long for "close up and personal" interaction.
Well, of course. You can't get a short whip up to cracking speed.
[google google]
...there are Youtube howto videos on whipping!? FYI, the one I found is NSFW, even though it probably doesn't violate the Youtube TOS. In fact, the guy who narrates the thing looks a bit like Bob Ross if he went gray.
Quote from: Alondro on November 21, 2008, 10:32:39 AM
We have snow on the ground here in NJ today.
When we get accumulating snow before Thanksgiving, it's gonna be a bad winter. :<
*offtopic*
You're from New Jersey too?
This morning, when I was leaving my history class, it was snowing.
Nothing stuck, but it was still kinda nice.
Quote from: LionHeart on November 21, 2008, 01:01:46 PM
Probably the effect of the bustier she's wearing.
Well, that and being a shape-shifter, of course...
Is this an appropriate time for this?
:shapeshifters
Quote from: e_voyager on November 21, 2008, 12:12:04 AM
No NO E Bad Bad art......I have to do another Avatar from you...
ON : Aaryanna
At Least She is Happy.... or She eating well. Sex with food, the breakfast of villains. ah yea?
You know, Merlitz and Aaryanna would be perfect match now...just Merlitz would be suffer alot worst..
PBH
Hmmm? Oh!
Date checklist:
Female - check!
Smiling - check!
Whip? - Check please! (Time to leave, the party's over.)
Quote from: Aleolus on November 22, 2008, 02:56:41 AM
Quote from: LionHeart on November 21, 2008, 01:01:46 PM
Probably the effect of the bustier she's wearing.
Well, that and being a shape-shifter, of course...
Is this an appropriate time for this?
:shapeshifters
More specifically, the most appropriate is probably this (http://www.missmab.com/Comics/Vol_516.php).
And maybe this (http://www.missmab.com/Comics/Ab_024.php) for good measure >:3EDIT: Nevermind. She points out in the next strip that's not the case... :animesweat
No one ever suspects.. the butterfly.
Quote from: Tikki on November 22, 2008, 04:40:45 PM
No one ever suspects.. the butterfly.
i do but then i spent time in time travel paradoxes. i know what butterfly's can do.
also. ow hey why am i a target lately? I thank you in advanced professor.
after watching venture brothers I wouldn't put anything past butterflies
"The deadly Monarch has his fingers in many insidious pies... Today is just kind of an off day."
"Yes, officer, there's a man in a butterfly suit in my backyard. Can you do something about that?"
"911, what is your emergency?"
"They're everywhere, in the windows, in my hair, everywhere I tell you! They watch they creep they plot they plan he he he he he! The butterflies, so innocent and yet so EVIL, they're trying to get me they're trying to get me they're trying to get me!"
"... allright sir, we'll have the poison and hazard team out there as soon as we can, to see what you snorted this time."