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Title: 28/11/06 What's he talking about? >.>
Post by: Fresnor on November 27, 2006, 10:51:43 PM
Heh, I bet more than half actually get the joke, and Biggs had better worry about the claw, it's about to grab him.  :mowtongue
Title: Re: 28/11/06 What's he talking about? >.>
Post by: Kenji on November 27, 2006, 10:57:33 PM
Is it just me, or are Bigg's movements more dramatic lately. >.> That pink hair must be getting to him.
Title: Re: 28/11/06 What's he talking about? >.>
Post by: Manawolf on November 27, 2006, 10:57:48 PM
Mauling in 3-

Edit: and you'll be gaining another half, not losing it.
Title: Re: 28/11/06 What's he talking about? >.>
Post by: Teroniss on November 27, 2006, 11:00:02 PM
Milf+Daughter Incest, lol. Biggs reactions dont seem to surprise me in the least bit, though Im wondering how he will handle the wedding issue knowing Alexsi is Dee's daughter
Title: Re: 28/11/06 What's he talking about? >.>
Post by: superluser on November 27, 2006, 11:02:19 PM
And we have a nickname!  Possibly a married name, but I'm holding out for something that's not a diminutive...
Title: Re: 28/11/06 What's he talking about? >.>
Post by: Manawolf on November 27, 2006, 11:02:43 PM
...

I was going more for the imminent pervert mauling.  Honestly, get your mind out the gutter.
Title: Re: 28/11/06 What's he talking about? >.>
Post by: Roureem Egas on November 27, 2006, 11:05:54 PM
I'm still wondering why Biggs is so nonchalant about the whole affair. He's aware that Destania's a succubus, is now aware that Alexsi's family to her, and probably knows that Alexsi's good with a hammer. He's got to be expecting some sort of possible roadblock somewhere.

But then again, he's a bit of a blockhead. <.<
Title: Re: 28/11/06 What's he talking about? >.>
Post by: Zedd on November 27, 2006, 11:09:44 PM
Isnt any short munchkin of a male blockheaded
Title: Re: 28/11/06 What's he talking about? >.>
Post by: superluser on November 27, 2006, 11:15:42 PM
I'm wondering why Dee is going along with this.

It's pretty clear that she is much older, more powerful, and probably capable of taking over his entire operation through a combination of brute force (twinks love to follow a strong leader) and mindreading.

It wouldn't be so baffling if she were surly (like Dr. Jyrras' henchmen) instead of sycophantic.
Title: Re: 28/11/06 What's he talking about? >.>
Post by: Netami on November 27, 2006, 11:19:26 PM
Haha, yeeeah!

Milfcest!

Way to go, Biggs.
Title: Re: 28/11/06 What's he talking about? >.>
Post by: Elader Arkon on November 27, 2006, 11:21:39 PM
Biggs must totally be oblivious to the world of pain he is surely going to be experiencing shortly...

That claw didn't look very friendly.
Title: Re: 28/11/06 What's he talking about? >.>
Post by: Manawolf on November 27, 2006, 11:22:21 PM
When you have power, it can sometimes be hard to know what to do with it, so you have someone to decide what to do for you.  What's good is a position of power if you don't know what to do in it?  Richard III found that out the hard way.
Title: Re: 28/11/06 What's he talking about? >.>
Post by: NoAI on November 27, 2006, 11:31:06 PM
Quote from: superluser on November 27, 2006, 11:15:42 PM
I'm wondering why Dee is going along with this.

It's pretty clear that she is much older, more powerful, and probably capable of taking over his entire operation through a combination of brute force (twinks love to follow a strong leader) and mindreading.

Remember, Twink Territory is filled with uber powerful creatures (and possibly a few beings). Any one of them could probably very easily knock Biggs down... and yet they haven't. How this situation came about is probably a short story in and of itself which my may or may not ever see, but that's beside the point. Biggs is the one force of order in Twink Territory, and Dee really doesn't have motivation to knock him down.

As for the upcoming attack... I'm pretty sure Dee isn't going to allow her daughter to agrivate Biggs leathally. Of course, you'll be surprised what you can live though.
Title: Re: 28/11/06 What's he talking about? >.>
Post by: Twist on November 27, 2006, 11:38:55 PM
Quote from: superluser on November 27, 2006, 11:15:42 PM
I'm wondering why Dee is going along with this.

It's pretty clear that she is much older, more powerful, and probably capable of taking over his entire operation through a combination of brute force (twinks love to follow a strong leader) and mindreading.

It wouldn't be so baffling if she were surly (like Dr. Jyrras' henchmen) instead of sycophantic.

Destina may be responsible for bringing him to power in the first place, or with her mind reading skills is probably at least manipulating him to her own ends.
Title: Re: 28/11/06 What's he talking about? >.>
Post by: superluser on November 27, 2006, 11:39:56 PM
Quote from: Manawolf on November 27, 2006, 11:22:21 PMWhen you have power, it can sometimes be hard to know what to do with it, so you have someone to decide what to do for you.  What's good is a position of power if you don't know what to do in it?

Well, I think it's pretty clear that seducing her daughter (even if she's not her biological daughter) is not one of those difficult decisions.

Quote from: NoAI on November 27, 2006, 11:31:06 PMRemember, Twink Territory is filled with uber powerful creatures (and possibly a few beings). Any one of them could probably very easily knock Biggs down... and yet they haven't.

True, but how many of them sycophantically work for him?
Title: Re: 28/11/06 What's he talking about? >.>
Post by: Eibborn on November 27, 2006, 11:48:45 PM
Has there been any speculation  so far as to why 'Dee' was in disguise? It's unusual that such a question would go unexplored.
Title: Re: 28/11/06 What's he talking about? >.>
Post by: Doraion on November 27, 2006, 11:49:11 PM
I bet the other powerful ones are clueless ones that can't get plans of twink territory control.  I bet I-Yeow!  *I grumble as ace drags me of after whacking me on the head hard.*  Spoilsport - -;

Ace:  *sigh* Man do I have to babysit you like this Chris?

Doraion: Sorry I think that serum Charline got him with during the cubification battle back on the old forum was a very slow effect one for sure now.  He acts very odd often now.  Ummm anyone got some of the antidote lying around still in other words? ^ ^;
Title: Re: 28/11/06 What's he talking about? >.>
Post by: superluser on November 28, 2006, 12:04:19 AM
Quote from: Eibbor_N on November 27, 2006, 11:48:45 PMHas there been any speculation  so far as to why 'Dee' was in disguise? It's unusual that such a question would go unexplored.

Well, we've just seen that neither her true form nor her maiden name are secrets to Biggs.

The gazelle, however, reminds me of Regina.  What species is she?  What would the reason be for her to look like that?
Title: Re: 28/11/06 What's he talking about? >.>
Post by: terrycloth on November 28, 2006, 12:31:13 AM
Quote from: Eibbor_N on November 27, 2006, 11:48:45 PM
Has there been any speculation  so far as to why 'Dee' was in disguise? It's unusual that such a question would go unexplored.

Biggs has some sort of connection to the creature council... maybe Destania's some sort of liason, or otherwise working to help him on their behalf... and they don't want the connection known, so she stays in disguise?

Or, maybe she's his bodyguard? Looking like a normal gazelle would be more likely to lure people into a false sense of security. It worked on Lexsi.

Or maybe she's just not all 'cubi pride' about being seen in public with headwings, and even Twinks tend to be prejudiced against demons?
Title: Re: 28/11/06 What's he talking about? >.>
Post by: Regal on November 28, 2006, 12:41:36 AM
Wild guess here, but maybe Biggs is some kind of very spoiled crown prince. That way he gets to act in charge and do whatever he wants, like kidnap a wife. Everyone including Destania has to go along with it, because there is some very powerful king daddy that they don't dare upset.
Title: Re: 28/11/06 What's he talking about? >.>
Post by: Manawolf on November 28, 2006, 12:45:14 AM
Well, back when first meeting Biggs, Wildy says how "Father would be proud." or something like that.  Probably means he didn't just get the position by being the son of the twink king.
Title: Re: 28/11/06 What's he talking about? >.>
Post by: Zorro on November 28, 2006, 01:07:55 AM
Coming soon to the Twink Territories....

MILFQUEST! The Movie!!!

:U
Title: Re: 28/11/06 What's he talking about? >.>
Post by: DigitalMan on November 28, 2006, 01:14:49 AM
My first thought reading that page was, "See? It was a gazelle!"

My second thought involved curling up into the fetal position. :dface
Title: Re: 28/11/06 What's he talking about? >.>
Post by: AmigaDragon on November 28, 2006, 01:19:05 AM
It's hard to tell, is Destania (temporarily) blocking Alexsi with an outstretched arm (hidden by those claws)?
Title: Re: 28/11/06 What's he talking about? >.>
Post by: Psaakyrn on November 28, 2006, 01:32:45 AM
Random conspiracy theory:

We know Edward went missing, and others likely know Destinia is a cubi (there were witnesses to the incident when Edwards and Destinia met). So Destinia would be a prime candidate for the reason of his disappearance. Therefore, in addition to searching for Edwards, she is also in actuality in hiding (only those close to her knows otherwise).

Biggs, being leader of twink territories, has the links to get the information. Destinia, being a cubi, has traits he could use. A dealing was made.

Of cause this would not explain why she would be off-disguise when Dan saw her at twink territories, but this might explain why Destinia didn't do anything when the "mallet of lost lake" was conveniently on display.

Question: When and why did she start working for Biggs?
Title: Re: 28/11/06 What's he talking about? >.>
Post by: DigitalMan on November 28, 2006, 01:39:57 AM
Quote from: Psaakyrn on November 28, 2006, 01:32:45 AM
Of cause this would not explain why she would be off-disguise when Dan saw her at twink territories, but this might explain why Destinia didn't do anything when the "mallet of lost lake" was conveniently on display.

It was explained that that incident was non-canon. It was just some random insanity tossed in before the serious storywriting and plot development took place.
Title: Re: 28/11/06 What's he talking about? >.>
Post by: Aridas on November 28, 2006, 02:44:24 AM
Twink territories seems already hard enough to fit into a real story, considering it's SUPPOSED to be about godmoders and such. *desperately wants to think Pyroduck is one*

But either way, Biggs supposedly built that thing from the ground up, like anyone from a family of evil ferrets would. This would have to mean at least one of 2 things:

1. Biggs is very stupid.
2. Biggs is very STUPID. STUPID STUPID STUPID. GOD you are so S-T-U-P-I-D, Biggs.

That being said, Biggs is stupid and has no ability to think ahead, despite having been able to pull together a haven for the godmoders.. which i'm not quite sure if that's what the place is still about anymore actually... The only way I see him surviving this is either if Destania holds Lex back, or he's somehow gained an immmunity to physical pain that years of living with Wildy could possibly bring.
Title: Re: 28/11/06 What's he talking about? >.>
Post by: Netami on November 28, 2006, 03:03:52 AM
Quote from: Zorro on November 28, 2006, 01:07:55 AM
Coming soon to the Twink Territories....

MILFQUEST! The Movie!!!

:U

I'm firing my agent, I wasn't contacted to be a part of that movie!
Title: Re: 28/11/06 What's he talking about? >.>
Post by: Dard on November 28, 2006, 05:07:18 AM
Quote from: AmigaDragon on November 28, 2006, 01:19:05 AM
It's hard to tell, is Destania (temporarily) blocking Alexsi with an outstretched arm (hidden by those claws)?
Yup. Destania really hasn't a reason to transform only her hand just to be intimidating to Biggs.
Destania is (casually) holding back her daughter. After all, a good employment is hard to get and getting her employer being ripped to pieces is not going to look good...
Title: Re: 28/11/06 What's he talking about? >.>
Post by: ShiningShadow on November 28, 2006, 07:01:48 AM
But Dee is there working for Biggs for a reason. We will never know that reason until Amber clear this up until then there will be more speculation. Biggs is so stupid saying that all that pain in so short of time *snrk*. Anywho I think Biggs has a fetish for gazelles that' why De e was in that gazelle disguise.
Title: Re: 28/11/06 What's he talking about? >.>
Post by: Alondro on November 28, 2006, 07:30:03 AM
*Charles hmphs*  Biggs!  You twisted perv!  I would never think of something so awful as Destania seducing her own daughter.. although, Alexsi isn't really her blood daughter.  It's probably perfectly acceptable to cubi, in that case...  *the thought crosses his mind...*  Ooo... that is hot...  *nosebleed*  Crap...

*Charline merely grins, pleased that her infuence is growing stronger* Very soon now, Charles' soul will be totally mine!  >:3   Anyway, Biggs seems to lack a number of the qualifications for ruing over Twink Territories without a massive amount of aid.  First and foremost, he seems to be an idiot... secondly, he seems quite weak to the fair (but often cunningly ferocious) sex, thus he's very vulnerable to seduction.  However he got his position, I doubt he's holding it on his own.
Title: Re: 28/11/06 What's he talking about? >.>
Post by: Arcalane on November 28, 2006, 07:49:30 AM
Quote from: Twist on November 27, 2006, 11:38:55 PM
Quote from: superluser on November 27, 2006, 11:15:42 PM
I'm wondering why Dee is going along with this.

It's pretty clear that she is much older, more powerful, and probably capable of taking over his entire operation through a combination of brute force (twinks love to follow a strong leader) and mindreading.

It wouldn't be so baffling if she were surly (like Dr. Jyrras' henchmen) instead of sycophantic.

Destina may be responsible for bringing him to power in the first place, or with her mind reading skills is probably at least manipulating him to her own ends.

And Destania being a Succubi - I wouldn't put it past her. I'd guess she's at least subtly diverting resources to her 'rescue' effort. So rather than just collapse the entire place on itself, she's exploiting it's resources in order to get what she wants without causing too much of a fuss. >:3

Besides, Biggs seems a bit... sheltered. He probably wouldn't realise the problem anyway.
Title: Re: 28/11/06 What's he talking about? >.>
Post by: Dard on November 28, 2006, 07:50:18 AM
Quote from: ShiningShadow on November 28, 2006, 07:01:48 AM
But Dee is there working for Biggs for a reason. We will never know that reason until Amber clear this up until then there will be more speculation.
Okay, I will speculate on the reason why she is working for Biggs:
Money!
Title: Re: 28/11/06 What's he talking about? >.>
Post by: willow186129 on November 28, 2006, 07:51:53 AM
*hack cough cough* I don't know if this has already been mentioned, but...

Perhaps Destaina, the 'CUBI, wants Alexsi to marry Biggs so she won't be with Pyroduck, the DRAGON.
Title: Re: 28/11/06 What's he talking about? >.>
Post by: Tapewolf on November 28, 2006, 07:53:42 AM
Quote from: Alondro on November 28, 2006, 07:30:03 AM
Biggs seems to lack a number of the qualifications for ruing over Twink Territories without a massive amount of aid.  First and foremost, he seems to be an idiot... secondly, he seems quite weak to the fair (but often cunningly ferocious) sex, thus he's very vulnerable to seduction.  However he got his position, I doubt he's holding it on his own.

Leaving aside the awful mental image of Destania-seducing-Alexsi, I'm starting to wonder if Destania is doing the 'Johan Cross' trick - subvert the twinks from inside to limit the amount of damage they can do.
Title: Re: 28/11/06 What's he talking about? >.>
Post by: llearch n'n'daCorna on November 28, 2006, 08:03:01 AM
Quote from: superluser on November 27, 2006, 11:02:19 PM
And we have a nickname!  Possibly a married name, but I'm holding out for something that's not a diminutive...

o/~ I can call you Biggsy, and Biggsy you can call me Al, you can call me Al....

(with apologies to Paul Simon...)
Title: Re: 28/11/06 What's he talking about? >.>
Post by: Akisohida on November 28, 2006, 08:21:25 AM
Quote from: Smiles on November 28, 2006, 07:51:53 AM
*hack cough cough* I don't know if this has already been mentioned, but...

Perhaps Destaina, the 'CUBI, wants Alexsi to marry Biggs so she won't be with Pyroduck, the DRAGON.

Good thought but 'Dee' doe snot seem to strike me as irrational. Even if all cubi have a haterid of dragons, Desti does not seem like she would force a non-blood child into marrage, you know? She does not strike me as the type of person who thinks they can replace the childs true parent in every aspect after marrying their other parent.

..I'm not really saying this right but I bet all the people with step-parents (like me!) will understand what I mean. :)

*Also gnaws on Charline* You know..If you take Charles' soul, who will you beat up, scare, and generally creep out on a daily basis? It's hard to find the right mortal who will not come after you with a pitchfork and torch! S'why I'm still a single foxspider. ^.^ ..Or it could be because I am a foxSPIDER. :cry
Title: Re: 28/11/06 What's he talking about? >.>
Post by: superluser on November 28, 2006, 09:40:24 AM
Quote from: Tapewolf on November 28, 2006, 07:53:42 AMLeaving aside the awful mental image of Destania-seducing-Alexsi, I'm starting to wonder if Destania is doing the 'Johan Cross' trick - subvert the twinks from inside to limit the amount of damage they can do.

Well...I'm trying to think of characters doing just that.  In Othello, Iago whispers in Othello's ear, but he comes across as particularly strident.  In Much Ado about Nothing, Don John is fairly accurately described as the bastard brother of Don Pedro.

Neither of them appear particularly meek.  Even Cloud seemed rather upset (http://www.missmab.com/Comics/Vol_083.php) when he tried to infiltrate Don Corneo's organization.

I think it's quite probable that Dee is either using or working in some fashion against Biggs, but that doesn't explain why she seems so subsurvient.
Title: Re: 28/11/06 What's he talking about? >.>
Post by: Arcalane on November 28, 2006, 10:08:48 AM
Quote from: superluser on November 28, 2006, 09:40:24 AMI think it's quite probable that Dee is either using or working in some fashion against Biggs, but that doesn't explain why she seems so subsurvient.

Lulling Biggs into a false sense of security?
Title: Re: 28/11/06 What's he talking about? >.>
Post by: Vidar on November 28, 2006, 10:17:32 AM
Quote from: Tapewolf on November 28, 2006, 07:53:42 AM

Leaving aside the awful incredibly hot and sweaty mental image of Destania-seducing-Alexsi, I'm starting to wonder if Destania is doing the 'Johan Cross' trick - subvert the twinks from inside to limit the amount of damage they can do.

fixed.  >:3
Title: Re: 28/11/06 What's he talking about? >.>
Post by: Aridas on November 28, 2006, 10:26:53 AM
Ew. Vidar killed my brain. Someone stab 'im for me x_x
Title: Re: 28/11/06 What's he talking about? >.>
Post by: GabrielsThoughts on November 28, 2006, 10:47:58 AM
Quote from: Teroniss on November 27, 2006, 11:00:02 PM
Milf+Daughter Incest, lol. Biggs reactions dont seem to surprise me in the least bit, though Im wondering how he will handle the wedding issue knowing Alexsi is Dee's daughter

Naw, I'm thinking this is one of the few times amber put her artwork ahead of the dialouge...I'm sure she will have worked out all the "kink's" by the next update.

(hmm... I wonder if anyone got the joke)
Title: Re: 28/11/06 What's he talking about? >.>
Post by: superluser on November 28, 2006, 10:55:57 AM
Quote from: Sheridan on November 28, 2006, 10:08:48 AM
Quote from: superluser on November 28, 2006, 09:40:24 AMI think it's quite probable that Dee is either using or working in some fashion against Biggs, but that doesn't explain why she seems so subsurvient.

Lulling Biggs into a false sense of security?

I doubt Biggs is that stupid, and I doubt that Dee expects Biggs to be that stupid.

Per the Evil Overlord list (http://www.eviloverlord.com/lists/dungeon_a.html):

147. I will classify my lieutenants in three categories: untrusted, trusted, and completely trusted. Promotion to the third category will be awarded posthumously.
Title: Re: 28/11/06 What's he talking about? >.>
Post by: Arcalane on November 28, 2006, 11:16:57 AM
Quote from: superluser on November 28, 2006, 10:55:57 AM
Quote from: Sheridan on November 28, 2006, 10:08:48 AM
Quote from: superluser on November 28, 2006, 09:40:24 AMI think it's quite probable that Dee is either using or working in some fashion against Biggs, but that doesn't explain why she seems so subsurvient.

Lulling Biggs into a false sense of security?

I doubt Biggs is that stupid, and I doubt that Dee expects Biggs to be that stupid.

Per the Evil Overlord list (http://www.eviloverlord.com/lists/dungeon_a.html):

147. I will classify my lieutenants in three categories: untrusted, trusted, and completely trusted. Promotion to the third category will be awarded posthumously.

That doesn't mean he isn't that stupid. :B

Remember, some people are like intellectual black holes. In reality there's nothing there on the inside, but as you near the event horizon, time slows down to the point where it looks like there is some intelligence there. :D
Title: Re: 28/11/06 What's he talking about? >.>
Post by: Alondro on November 28, 2006, 12:15:36 PM
Quote from: Akisohida on November 28, 2006, 08:21:25 AM
*Also gnaws on Charline* You know..If you take Charles' soul, who will you beat up, scare, and generally creep out on a daily basis? It's hard to find the right mortal who will not come after you with a pitchfork and torch! S'why I'm still a single foxspider. ^.^ ..Or it could be because I am a foxSPIDER. :cry

*Charline eeeeees!  Bap bap bap onna spidee!*  Nuuuuu!  I'm not trying to eat Charles' soul!  I'm simply making him evil.   >:3
Title: Re: 28/11/06 What's he talking about? >.>
Post by: Aridas on November 28, 2006, 12:16:19 PM
remember, this is biggs and twinks, if biggs (and most twinks) were meant to be smart, they'd be more of a threat to everyone else than they are. It seems the power of twinks has become laughable since the first mention of twink territory... looks like they're probably not all the brochures make them out to be.
Title: Re: 28/11/06 What's he talking about? >.>
Post by: MT Hazard on November 28, 2006, 01:06:00 PM
Intelligence is often not consistant, biggs maybe a tactical genies and a charismatic leader but does he know where he left his stuff?

He probably would need several sectaries (and dest) to organise just him, the rest he can handle.


History is full of people who can lead armies and run countries but where probably wearing odd socks throughout.


So in summary, there are many people who can be good at several things but to the detriment of other skills.  Nobody can excel at everything.
Title: Re: 28/11/06 What's he talking about? >.>
Post by: thegayhare on November 28, 2006, 01:19:43 PM
Quote from: DigitalMan on November 28, 2006, 01:39:57 AM
It was explained that that incident was non-canon. It was just some random insanity tossed in before the serious storywriting and plot development took place.

actuly no it wasn't explained away as non cannon Amber said she could but wasn't going to
Title: Re: 28/11/06 What's he talking about? >.>
Post by: Tapewolf on November 28, 2006, 01:24:37 PM
Quote from: thegayhare on November 28, 2006, 01:19:43 PM
actually no it wasn't explained away as non canon - Amber said she could but wasn't going to

Indeed.  Last I heard she said, in effect, that that was the 'cheap' option.  And while she could cut corners, it would detract from the overall quality of the strip and given the effort she's put into improving the shading recently, it would be a waste.

(Plots some horrible revenge on Vidar)

**EDIT**
If Destania has set herself up as Biggs' second-in-command but doesn't actually want to take full control, what plans would she have for when he dies?
Title: Re: 28/11/06 What's he talking about? >.>
Post by: Sid on November 28, 2006, 01:57:06 PM
Quote from: Tapewolf on November 28, 2006, 01:24:37 PM
If Destania has set herself up as Biggs' second-in-command but doesn't actually want to take full control, what plans would she have for when he dies?

I doubt she's second-in-command. Then she would've known a few details of the wedding plans. Like, uh, who he's going to marry. And where he'd abduct his bride from.

About the comic itself: GREAT Biggs-expressions in all four panels! :)
Title: Re: 28/11/06 What's he talking about? >.>
Post by: terrycloth on November 28, 2006, 02:08:27 PM
Quote from: Aridas Soulfire on November 28, 2006, 12:16:19 PM
remember, this is biggs and twinks, if biggs (and most twinks) were meant to be smart, they'd be more of a threat to everyone else than they are. It seems the power of twinks has become laughable since the first mention of twink territory... looks like they're probably not all the brochures make them out to be.

What makes you say that? So far we have one case of people escaping from the Twinks only because the leader let them go after recognizing that his sister was with them, and two cases of Twinks stealing things and people without even being detected. Oh, and one case of a main character being taken down by a twink in one blow.

How does 'always succeeding' translate into 'laughable'?
Title: Re: 28/11/06 What's he talking about? >.>
Post by: Aridas on November 28, 2006, 02:13:56 PM
And wildy can kick the crap out of all of them with her eyes closed.
Title: Re: 28/11/06 What's he talking about? >.>
Post by: Akisohida on November 28, 2006, 02:45:50 PM
Quote from: Alondro on November 28, 2006, 12:15:36 PM
Quote from: Akisohida on November 28, 2006, 08:21:25 AM
*Also gnaws on Charline* You know..If you take Charles' soul, who will you beat up, scare, and generally creep out on a daily basis? It's hard to find the right mortal who will not come after you with a pitchfork and torch! S'why I'm still a single foxspider. ^.^ ..Or it could be because I am a foxSPIDER. :cry

*Charline eeeeees!  Bap bap bap onna spidee!*  Nuuuuu!  I'm not trying to eat Charles' soul!  I'm simply making him evil.   >:3

*Ow, ow, ows at the batting and gnars on Charlines left ear playfully!* Well, evil is okay! Careful he does not one day surpass you for evil!

And, on topic, a person can be a gentious but geniouses are usually addleminded. ;) 'I invented the phone, now I can call mum!' *Pick up, gets a dead line* '...Riight, gotta give it time to catch on..' :D
Title: Re: 28/11/06 What's he talking about? >.>
Post by: Madmann135 on November 28, 2006, 02:57:41 PM
Me personally I think Biggs is in a WORLD of hurt.

On one side Dan wants a peace of him for Kidnapping Alexsi.
on the second side Alexsi wants a peace of him for kidnapping her.
on the Third side Widly wants a peace of him for trespassing on her territory.

three sides of a beat stick makes Biggs paste.

Of the three is powerful but all three together would be quite the force to be reconed with.

Me personally I think Biggs won't be walking away (well carted away at best) from his upcomming beat down.


I'm sure Biggs is not as bright as we give him credit for.
I mean Alexsi is Dan's sister and Dan is a well accomplished Adventurer.  Alexsi herself is a powerful force to be reconed with. 




Oh and the Mother, Daughtor seducing thing...
Biggs should die just for that thought.

...
Title: Re: 28/11/06 What's he talking about? >.>
Post by: thegayhare on November 28, 2006, 03:03:52 PM
Imagine how twisted it would be if he'd kidnapped Danielle

"Your not trying to seduce my bride to be are you? Hot."
"Biggs Danielle is my son"
"Yerg... Wait a minute... YEERG!!!!"
Title: Re: 28/11/06 What's he talking about? >.>
Post by: xHaZxMaTx on November 28, 2006, 03:09:32 PM
Quote from: thegayhare on November 28, 2006, 03:03:52 PM
Imagine how twisted it would be if he'd kidnapped Danielle

"Your not trying to seduce my bride to be are you? Hot."
"Biggs Danielle is my son"
"Yerg... Wait a minute... YEERG!!!!"
"It's still pretty hot."
:|
Title: Re: 28/11/06 What's he talking about? >.>
Post by: Zedd on November 28, 2006, 03:51:54 PM
Anyone for Randy Newman's "Short people"?  >:3
Title: Re: 28/11/06 What's he talking about? >.>
Post by: superluser on November 28, 2006, 07:11:22 PM
Quote from: HaZ×MaT on November 28, 2006, 03:09:32 PM
Quote from: thegayhare on November 28, 2006, 03:03:52 PM
Imagine how twisted it would be if he'd kidnapped Danielle

"Your not trying to seduce my bride to be are you? Hot."
"Biggs Danielle is my son"
"Yerg... Wait a minute... YEERG!!!!"
"It's still pretty hot."
:|

``He once dressed up like a woman and threw you through a wall.''
``OK, that's it.  I'm outta here.''
(Biggs leaves, then from off-screen)
``Still hot.''
'A'
Title: Re: 28/11/06 What's he talking about? >.>
Post by: thegayhare on November 28, 2006, 07:28:08 PM
Quote from: superluser on November 28, 2006, 07:11:22 PM
Quote from: HaZ×MaT on November 28, 2006, 03:09:32 PM
Quote from: thegayhare on November 28, 2006, 03:03:52 PM
Imagine how twisted it would be if he'd kidnapped Danielle

"Your not trying to seduce my bride to be are you? Hot."
"Biggs Danielle is my son"
"Yerg... Wait a minute... YEERG!!!!"
"It's still pretty hot."
:|

``He once dressed up like a woman and threw you through a wall.''
``OK, that's it.  I'm outta here.''
(Biggs leaves, then from off-screen)
``Still hot.''
'A'
"And we're still getting married tomarrow.  Looking forward to the honeymoon"
Title: Re: 28/11/06 What's he talking about? >.>
Post by: e_voyager on November 28, 2006, 07:31:41 PM
lol
Quote from: thegayhare on November 28, 2006, 07:28:08 PM
Quote from: superluser on November 28, 2006, 07:11:22 PM
Quote from: HaZ×MaT on November 28, 2006, 03:09:32 PM
Quote from: thegayhare on November 28, 2006, 03:03:52 PM
Imagine how twisted it would be if he'd kidnapped Danielle

"Your not trying to seduce my bride to be are you? Hot."
"Biggs Danielle is my son"
"Yerg... Wait a minute... YEERG!!!!"
"It's still pretty hot."
:|

``He once dressed up like a woman and threw you through a wall.''
``OK, that's it. I'm outta here.''
(Biggs leaves, then from off-screen)
``Still hot.''
'A'
"And we're still getting married tomarrow. Looking forward to the honeymoon"


some how hare i'm not sure Biggs has the maturity to  deal with feelings like that.
Title: Re: 28/11/06 What's he talking about? >.>
Post by: Zedd on November 28, 2006, 07:43:28 PM
I can say much by one video....This song is trailing in Biggs mind http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=koyMXdRdhnQ
Title: Re: 28/11/06 What's he talking about? >.>
Post by: superluser on November 28, 2006, 07:49:29 PM
Just noticed the ``weather-wrecker'' thing.  There are two things about that.

1.) Not a rant, just a fun tidbit:

You really can't lose your thunder.  The origins of the phrase are pretty well known.  John Dennis developed a mechanical thunder for his play Appius and Virginia.  The play failed, but a few nights later the thunder was used in a production of MacBeth, prompting Dennis to proclaim, ``See how the rascals use me!  They will not let my play run, but yet they steal my thunder!''

(Thanks, Bergen Evans' Dictionary of Quotations!)

2.) The real weather-wrecker is Rob McKenna (http://www.mckennasallweatherhaulage.com/), the rain god.
Title: Re: 28/11/06 What's he talking about? >.>
Post by: Anri on November 28, 2006, 08:28:27 PM
Hmm... I think the biggest thing here is, between Wildy and Lex... what is Biggs' remaining life expectancy! Sadly, he'll somehow make it out unscathed methinks. Or at least only slightly scathed ;)
Title: Re: 28/11/06 What's he talking about? >.>
Post by: superluser on November 28, 2006, 08:54:08 PM
Quote from: Tikki on November 28, 2006, 08:28:27 PMHmm... I think the biggest thing here is, between Wildy and Lex... what is Biggs' remaining life expectancy! Sadly, he'll somehow make it out unscathed methinks. Or at least only slightly scathed ;)

I suspect that the options are the following:

A. completely unscathed
B. puddle filled with ferrit colored rocks
C. completely unscathed until after the wedding is destroyed, at which point puddle filled with ferrit colored rocks
Title: Re: 28/11/06 What's he talking about? >.>
Post by: Regal on November 28, 2006, 09:32:01 PM
Quote from: thegayhare on November 28, 2006, 03:03:52 PM
Imagine how twisted it would be if he'd kidnapped Danielle

"Your not trying to seduce my bride to be are you? Hot."
"Biggs Danielle is my son"
"Yerg... Wait a minute... YEERG!!!!"

You were saying?  :mowhappy
Title: Re: 28/11/06 What's he talking about? >.>
Post by: Tiger_T on November 28, 2006, 09:40:07 PM
Not yet...
Wait for it...
>:3 :rolleyes :giggle
Title: Re: 28/11/06 What's he talking about? >.>
Post by: Caswin on November 28, 2006, 09:51:45 PM
A bit late, but...

This just supports my theory that Biggs is about the only character Lady X would have any influence over.
Title: Re: 28/11/06 What's he talking about? >.>
Post by: KarlOmega1 on November 29, 2006, 02:15:38 PM
Quote from: Caswin on November 28, 2006, 09:51:45 PM
A bit late, but...

This just supports my theory that Biggs is about the only character Lady X would have any influence over.

Ain't that the truth...  :mwaha
Title: Re: 28/11/06 What's he talking about? >.>
Post by: ShiningShadow on November 30, 2006, 07:13:35 AM
Sometimes you should have Biggs have this caption between the words he says like *insert foot in mouth* or *She is a He OMG*  :giggle.
Title: Re: 28/11/06 What's he talking about? >.>
Post by: superluser on November 30, 2006, 03:43:07 PM
Quote from: Zedd on November 28, 2006, 07:43:28 PM
I can say much by one video....This song is trailing in Biggs mind http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=koyMXdRdhnQ

Quote from: ShiningShadow on November 30, 2006, 07:13:35 AM
Sometimes you should have Biggs have this caption between the words he says like *insert foot in mouth* or *She is a He OMG*  :giggle.

You know, I could spend time on YouTube looking for Dude Looks Like a Lady as a reponse to both of these, or I could just pretend that I did and save a bunch of time.

...Oh, who am I kidding.  I'm gonna do that anyways.
Title: Re: 28/11/06 What's he talking about? >.>
Post by: ShiningShadow on December 01, 2006, 07:18:45 AM
And let the games begin  :mowhappy. I think Biggs is cool is some sort of blockheaded way.
Title: Re: 28/11/06 What's he talking about? >.>
Post by: llearch n'n'daCorna on December 01, 2006, 07:30:22 AM
Quote from: superluser on November 30, 2006, 03:43:07 PM
You know, I could spend time on YouTube looking for Dude Looks Like a Lady as a reponse to both of these, or I could just pretend that I did and save a bunch of time.

...Oh, who am I kidding.  I'm gonna do that anyways.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GbsBJmx-m2s
Took approx 5 and a half minutes. Including the 4:18 watching it. :-)


.. and 2 minutes later:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1plM7JW30Lo