09/14/09 [DMFA #1043] - Press + Demons = Uh-oh....

[Wanderer]

Man, Pai-Gon is going to give Amber a concussion at this rate.

[joshofspam]

Oh Kria. I can't figure out if its just your old power is right demon way of thinking or that your making crewed comments on Dan's rarely used sword.

I mean does to much information imply here or is Kria clueless as usual to the possible double meaning she just possible unintentionally implied here?

Soory gang didn't see this page already have a comment on it until after the post. I need glasses.

[icarus]

and kria once again takes the crown as my favourite character.

man it says something that i love jerks with a sense of humor. kria is a bit like a sane, less-evil Joker.

[Corgatha Taldorthar]

The more I look at it, the more I like the transition from serious faced Kria in the second panel, to the grin and thumbs up in the third.

[senrath]

kria is a bit like a sane, less-evil Joker.

I'm not sure if I'd call her sane.

[Corgatha Taldorthar]

kria is a bit like a sane, less-evil Joker.

I'm not sure if I'd call her sane.

Or less evil to be honest. She's wiped out entire cities, and seems to want Lorenda to do the same.

[Succubus_1982]

kria is a bit like a sane, less-evil Joker.

I'm not sure if I'd call her sane.

Or less evil to be honest. She's wiped out entire cities, and seems to want Lorenda to do the same.

But thats what makes her LOVEABLE! 

[icarus]

kria is a bit like a sane, less-evil Joker.

I'm not sure if I'd call her sane.

Or less evil to be honest. She's wiped out entire cities, and seems to want Lorenda to do the same.

but i am comparing her to the joker.

[Corgatha Taldorthar]

I'm willing to bet Kria has a higher fictional body count than the Joker.

And has been in syndication for a much shorter period of time.

[icarus]

I'm willing to bet Kria has a higher fictional body count than the Joker.

And has been in syndication for a much shorter period of time.

you'd be surprised. the animated series dumbed joker down considerably. he kills LOTS of people in the comics. regularly. unashamedly. runs them over in cars while kidnapping robin just to screw with robin's head, in fact.

you know the episode where he makes the fish all grin? that was originally a comic, and a LOT of people died in it. just about anyone who batman goes "he'll be okay" in the show died in the comic.

[Corgatha Taldorthar]

I'm not working with the kiddy animation Joker as my base model.

I just can't see how he can compete with a monster with actual superpowers, living for over 400 years, and the idea of atacking a city and slaughtering its inhabitants as an idea of passing the time.

[icarus]

by being the clown prince of crime, of course!

[Alondro]

*Charline hmms*  Ah yes, the tried and true technique of dispelling interest in legitimate matters by creating a sex scandal.

Kria must have access to human politics somehow...

She's in leaque with the Fae and is getting information from the human world!  It's a conspiracy!

*Charline attempts to get the attention of the press... but the next day it is revealed that Charline has been involved in a love triangle involving Charles and Jyrras!  She is discredited immediately.  And thus, the conspiracy goes on!    *

[foxxfurry]

Snarf, Snarf, Snarf.

[ishidan]

When in doubt, whip it out.

[Caswin]

Ooh, excellent work on Kria.

I say, is that the insignia of... uh... I'm afraid to guess for some reas-
*sees*
Ohh.  Very interesting!

[Kitesfear]

Personally, I'm more of a poleaxe or halberd adventurer.


Tho the original Medieval: Total War did make be a fan on the Bill.


...what? What did you think I was talking about? 

[Corgatha Taldorthar]

One of the things that the comic made me think of was "A pole-arm double entendre might have been a better choice."


Yeah, I'm that lame.

[Madmann135]

I'm willing to bet Kria has a higher fictional body count than the Joker.

And has been in syndication for a much shorter period of time.

you'd be surprised. the animated series dumbed joker down considerably. he kills LOTS of people in the comics. regularly. unashamedly. runs them over in cars while kidnapping robin just to screw with robin's head, in fact.

you know the episode where he makes the fish all grin? that was originally a comic, and a LOT of people died in it. just about anyone who batman goes "he'll be okay" in the show died in the comic.

I even herd a story that Joker killed with poisoned cotton candy...


All I have to say is... Kira is one interesting parent.  To be able to go from serous to dirty minded in 1.2 seconds flat is impressive.

[jeffh4]

I hearby nominate Kria for her own, Mature-Rated spin-off comic entitled "The Kria Kronicles." Blood, guts, death, and more innuendos than you can haul away in a body bag!

[OminousShadow]

Kria, without a doubt, is insanely awesome. What will be more awesome is if Abel and Kria meet face to face very soon and their is a big, resounding, WTF!?!?! from them.

[Succubus_1982]

I hearby nominate Kria for her own, Mature-Rated spin-off comic entitled "The Kria Kronicles." Blood, guts, death, and more innuendos than you can haul away in a body bag!

Oooh where do I subscribe to that! 

[radarnocturn]

I'm not working with the kiddy animation Joker as my base model.

I just can't see how he can compete with a monster with actual superpowers, living for over 400 years, and the idea of atacking a city and slaughtering its inhabitants as an idea of passing the time.

He can beat that.  Look up the Emperor Joker book.  http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joker_(comics)   http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mr._Mxyzptlk

Wizard magazine once did a list of villians, the Joker came out as number 1.

In the mini-series Underworld Unleashed, the Trickster remarks, "When super-villains want to scare each other, they tell Joker stories."

[radarnocturn]

This makes me wonder if Amber should change the rating for this comic to PG-13.  And Kria is still my favorite!  I have that hot milf as the background on my travel laptop!

[foxxfurry]

What, Who, Sir Gianna?

[Brunhidden]

What, Who, Sir Gianna?

its Jyjys last name, and i assume he is a 'sir'

[Naldru]

I hearby nominate Kria for her own, Mature-Rated spin-off comic entitled "The Kria Kronicles." Blood, guts, death, and more innuendos than you can haul away in a body bag!

Oooh where do I subscribe to that! 

Well, there was discussion a while ago about the possibility of a character by Max Black Rabbit appearing as a guest in DMFA.  Kria would probably fit in well with Eric Schwartz's other site.

[ishidan]

I hearby nominate Kria for her own, Mature-Rated spin-off comic entitled "The Kria Kronicles." Blood, guts, death, and more innuendos than you can haul away in a body bag!

Oooh where do I subscribe to that! 

Well, there was discussion a while ago about the possibility of a character by Max Black Rabbit appearing as a guest in DMFA.  Kria would probably fit in well with Eric Schwartz's other site.

Don't even need dialogue.  Just Kria and ZigZag expressively talking in the foreground-clearly exchanging 'interesting' stories', and Lorenda and Sabrina charging in from their respective sides, horrified expressions on their faces, for the 'SHUT UP NOW!' tackles.
...
Which results in all four of them being jammed together as the pincer-tackle meets in the middle, in turn resulting in a four way tangle on the floor.  I know ZigZag wouldn't be able to resist a fanservicely comment.

[Teroniss]

What, Who, Sir Gianna?

its Jyjys last name, and i assume he is a 'sir'

My assuption is that Kria is just being super formal, and that Jyjy isnt actually knighted.

[bradypodidae]

Kria's attempt at throwing off the paparazzi/tabloid press was doomed from the beginning to do Lorenda any favors. Lorenda will always be a target since she resides with Jyrras. Even if she were to move out the hounding would continue and probably worsen as the rumor mongers would invent reasons for her leaving.

It has been noted that Lorenda has no qualms at taking out (devouring) predators, I'm rooting for her to add parasites to the dinner menu...