The ban game, v12

[Ren Gaulen]

Thise last three bans were Evil.. Such Evil... I MUST CLEAVE!!! VSMIT, Jer-oh-me and Jai-tan are banned for bans that lacked a good reason.

[Mao]

Ren Gaulen is banned for having a first and last name in his forum handle.

[Ren Gaulen]

Mowser is banned because I don't see what's wrong with that.

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Ren Gaulen is banned because it makes me feel better.

[Ren Gaulen]

L is banned to further improve his mood.

[Mao]

Ren is banned because it feels good.  Sloan was right.  "If it feels good do it, even if you shouldn't..."

[Corgatha Taldorthar]

Mowser is banned because I'm too tired.

[Ren Gaulen]

Corgatha is banned so that he would have some rest.

[VSMIT]

Ren is banned so he can also rest.  IN PEACE!  *BLAM!*

[Jairus]

VSMIT is banned because I do not have a boomstick to show off.

[VSMIT]

Jairus is banned because...

Wait.  What?

[Jairus]

VSMIT is banned because it's a reference to a movie I've never seen, Evil Dead or something like that.

[Ren Gaulen]

Jay is banned because he had never seen that film.

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Ren Gaulen is banned for not correcting Jubblies; it's Evil Dead Three: Army of Darkness, with Bruce Campbell, one of those classics.

[Jairus]

Boxy is banned because it's a classic I don't see myself seeing soon.

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Jubblies is banned. He should make an effort.

It's an excellent drinking movie...

[Jairus]

Boxy is banned because I cannot purchase alcohol for three more weeks, and even a small amount gives me a headache the next day.

What would you drink to? Someone getting their arm chopped off? From what I've heard of the movie, you'd be dead from alcohol poisoning before you were halfway in.

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Jubblies is banned for not taking a large drink of water before bed. The headache that alcohol provides is caused by the alcohol molecule using water molecules in the process of being absorbed by the body; the most obvious place for this to happen, for various complicated biochemical reasons, is in the brain.

Hence the headache; drinking a large glass of water before collapsing will supply enough water that the body doesn't have to cannibalise itself to rid itself of the toxic substance.

Also, tolerance depends on practice; if you drink once a year, you end up feeling very poorly the next day, and it has a much greater effect on one's metabolism. If you drink more frequently, you can usually drink more, and get less drunk.


... having a child is a great way to ensure that next time, you'll get trashed, if only because you probably won't get to drink for 6-12 years...

[Jairus]

Boxy is banned for the good advice. Next time I get drunk, I'll remember it.

[Cogidubnus]

Jairus is banned, because some smartass put dish soap in the Jack Daniel's bottle.

[Mao]

Cogi is banned for implying that there might be some difference in the flavor of the two.

[Jairus]

Mowser is banned because a friend of mine once tried to pull off the "urine in the apple cider" joke. It did not work. We are no longer friends.

[Ren Gaulen]

Jai-tan is banned because.. well, because we need to keep the bans rolling.

[Mao]

Ren is running out of steam.  For that, he earns a ban.

[Jairus]

Mowser is banned because L is not amused with your bullshit.

[Ren Gaulen]

Jay is banned because Gendo is firin' his eye lazor!

[Jairus]

Ren is banned by Super Robots!

[Ren Gaulen]

Jay is banned because Gendo is firin' his eye lazor at 40% of power instead of 10%!

[Jairus]

Ren is banned by Spanda.

[Ren Gaulen]

Jay is banned for giving Rene the Lulz.