The ban game, v07

[Jairus]

Slewtini is banned because I don't know if he wants buttered, plain, or kettle.

[Slowtini]

Goggles is banned because buttered is fine.
Do you like salt on your popcorn?

[Jairus]

Slaytini is banned because I prefer lightly buttered and no salt.

Crud! We missed it!

[Slowtini]

Goggles is banned for using popcorn as a distraction from the epic battle.
-survivors limp away into the shadows-

[Jairus]

Slamtini is banned because we can still pick off the survivors. *offers sniper rifle from Ratchet and Clank*

[Slowtini]

Goggles is banned because I'm a horrible shot.

[Jairus]

Slimtini is banned because the ammo's cheap, and if he's still a bad shot I can offer him this... *lifts RYNO4 (Rip You a New One, Version 4)... the BFG's BFG.*

[Slowtini]

Goggles is banned because I like teh big guns.
Speaking of big guns, have you seen the DOOM movie?
Came out in 2005, Imagine this with your brainmeats.

The Rock, with a BFG 9000.
Epic.

[Jer-oh-me]

Slowtini is banned because that movie is eh.

[e_voyager]

Jer-oh-me is banned because day-oh i say day-oh daylight come and me want go home!

[Jairus]

e_voyager is banned because his post reminded me of Beetlejuice, which makes me want to watch it. And I don't own it.

[Pagan]

Jairus is banned because I really should be working right now... but this book is just so good.

[Jairus]

Pagan is banned for not clarifying what he should be working on, not clarifying what book he is reading, and because I actually got both the Stargazers and the Divine race up today in my thread.

[Pagan]

Jairus is banned because I should have been working on my own lecture- which I did. The book I'm reading, as emasculating as this is, is eclipse. And I have questions for his thread which he should answer. If he doesn't, this ban should be twice as strong!

[Jairus]

Pagan is banned because I am working on some questions for his lecture, because he should find a better book than Eclipse (may I recommend The Dresden Files? All the vampires of the Twilight series, but they're a lot cooler from what I've heard), and because I answered his questions in my thread already.

[Slowtini]

Goggles is banned because no books can defeat "Webmage / Cybermancy / Codespell" in terms of pure "Mythological Sci-Fi Fantasy" genius.

Author is Kelly McCullough.

[Jairus]

Sliptiny is banned because I don't think I've ever heard of those books before.

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Jubblies is banned because that's the whole point.

[Jer-oh-me]

The box is banned to further emphasize his point.

[Ren Gaulen]

Jer-oh-me is banned because it is pointless now.

[Jairus]

Ren Gaulen is banned because a sword that is pointless should either be sharpened or replaced.

[Ren Gaulen]

Jairus is banned because where the sword fails, one can always use armour piercing rounds.

[Jairus]

Ren Gaulen is banned because he might be the first swordsman I've ever met who acknowledged that guns are useful.

[Ren Gaulen]

Jairus is banned because I know some gunslingers who would make most swordsmen respect guns.

[Jairus]

Ren Gaulen is banned because most swordsman don't seem to learn that you shouldn't bring a sword to a gunfight.

[Ren Gaulen]

Jairus is banned because in the grim darkness of the future we also have personal force shield generators. The swords haven't lost their job yet.

[Jairus]

Ren Gaulen is banned because that is devious and an example of planning ahead. Good job.

[Ren Gaulen]

Jairus is banned because large guns still can penetrate such shields. And some energy weapons lice particle accelerators too. And you should never forget that a force shield won't protect you from a point blank shot. But a force shell can.

[Jairus]

Ren Gaulen is banned because no defense is perfect. At the same time, no offense is perfect.

[Ren Gaulen]

Jay is banned because this ain't a scene, this is Lensman Arms Race!