Throw a random object at the next poster

[Vidar]

*feeds the luggage a clean pair of socks as a token of friendship. Well, not so much 'friendship' as 'please don't eat me'*

Rincewind manages to knock out an entire submerged alien city full of Cthulhu and his minions? WITH A SOCK FULL OF SAND? Are you sure it's not a sock with a half-brick in it?

*throws Richard Dawkins to tnp*

[Jairus]

*shakes Dawkins hand, and then goes and finds someone else to talk to*

"I respect the man, but I don't like him. He's a little militant for my tastes."

Incidentally, this page makes for a fun read. Rincewind has a few entries.

*throws Jim Hawkins at the next poster*

[Paladin Sheppard]

*Watches as Jim flies past him and over the edge of the 10 story building Pal is standing on*

Now that's just cruel who throws a full grown man at someone??

*tosses the pc/mac game Spore at  TNP*

[e_voyager]

actually i think Jim was about 16. ah well.  looks at game. "hey this isn't suppose to finally come out until 2010. rockin!

throws rocks at next poster.

[Ren Gaulen]

*shatters the rocks in the mid-air with his lightning-fast punches* My Punch-Fu is supreme!

*throws punches at the next poster*

[e_voyager]

gets his frame  dented and is thrown throw a brick wall at the next poster.

[Ren Gaulen]

*appears out of nowhere in E's way (DBZ-style) with Ryu's red bandana on his head and zaps E with a force blast* HADOUKEN!!

*throws Ryu's red bandana at the next poster*

[Mao]

*catches it and drops it instantly*

"Ewww, it's all sweaty!"

*Throws a mechanical pencil at TNP*

[LionHeart]

*catches the pencil, and uses it to draw a sketch*

*folds the sketch into a paper aeroplane, and throws it at the next poster*

[Ren Gaulen]

*gets hit with a paper plane in the eye* AAAAAAAAAUGH!!!

*removes an artificial eye and throws it at the next poster*

[e_voyager]

gives eye to Gatling.

throws a super secret elemental sword at the next poster.

[Mao]

*catches it and then fashions a crude baldric and slings it over his back*  "Save that sucker for later."

*Throws a rather hefty looking walking stick at tnp*

[Angel]

(catches it with a painful smacking sound against her hand, and a slight shockwave) Neeeehhhhhh.... should've signed up for baseball in second grade...

(throws the Freshman Fifteen at TNP)

[goldentails]

get's hit with freshman 15 on the arm.
ow that hurt!!!!!!! i sue you!!!!!
throws chuck noris at TNP

[TheGreyRonin]

*gets hit with several million punches from Chuck Norris before falling over*

...name...of the...donkey cart...

*throws a donkey cart at the next poster*

[Angel]

(dodges it; it breaks into splinters) Aw man... (looks at donkey) Well, Charlie, we're gonna have to find another cart.

(throws orchard apples at TNP)

[Jer-oh-me]

*eats all the apples*

I liked them apples.

*throws a paper airplane with his number to the next poster*

[Vidar]

*reads number*
OMG! it's 666! Jer-oh-me is the antichrist! That, or he is secretly a member of a deathmetal band!

*throws a crucifix at the next poster for protection in case of apocalypse*

[Mao]

*looks at the crucifix, shrugs and tosses it away*  "No vampires here, don't need that thing."

*throws a clove of garlic at tnp*

[Rakala]

*hisses and backs away quickly, hiding behind his mysterious black cloak* NO!
*turns into a bat and flies away, dropping his cloak on the next poster*

[Ren Gaulen]

*the cloak falls on his head* Hey! Who turned off the light?

*throws his hat at the next poster*

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

*eats it*

NyomNyomNyomNyomNyom

*spits the brim at TNP*

[Angel]

(catches it) Hmmm... could use it as a boomerang, I guess.

(cleans it of any remaining box-spit, and flings the rag at TNP)

[King Of Hearts]

o great.. I did NOT need that...

*wipes his face with a hanky*

*throws TNP into the LHC*

[Ren Gaulen]

ORA ORA ORA
ORA ORA ORA
ORA ORA ORA
ORA ORA ORA
ORA ORA ORA
ORA ORAA!!!!

*destroys the LHC with thousands of lightning-fast punches and lands safely* MY PUNCH-FU IS SUPREME!!!

*throws a black hole extracted from the ruins of the LHC at the next poster*

[e_voyager]

pulls a rock man save the world move change it's vector and direction into space.

there then that's not fun.

fires a tron style digitizing Lazar at the next poster.

[Mao]

*drops it not knowing what it is*

*shrugs*

*Throws a confused glance at tnp*

[e_voyager]

sighs.  that was a laser blast the turns real world objects like yourself into      data entities and draws you inside a level 2 cyber world.

throws a long boring lecture on the physics of digital - cyber worlds at the next poster.

[Rakala]

*falls asleep, having the cartoony Z's appear over his head which float over to the next poster*