Lies! And slander!

[Slowtini]

So do you, shadowterm.

[yakanaj]

Slowtini is a rejected Simpson's Character.

[Ren Gaulen]

Yakanaj is actually an amazon. She is also Japanese. And she dual-wields katanas in battle.

[Azlan]

Ren is completely normal, upstanding citizen that is like everybody else "normal" in the world.

[Cogidubnus]

Azlan hates koalas.

[yakanaj]

Yakanaj is actually an amazon. She is also Japanese. And she dual-wields katanas in battle.

How did you know? Crap - now I have to come up with a new alias.

Cogidubnus is a little green man from mars.

[shadowterm]

Yakanaj doesn't need a new identity because Ren was wrong, she triple wields katanas.

[Slowtini]

Shadowterm has a third eye. It is located near the arse.

[meany]

Slowtini has two brains. A greater and lesser. The lesser is in his skull, care to guess where the greater is?

[Slowtini]

It is also in my skull, thank you.

Meany once lit a small child on fire.

[shadowterm]

Slowtini was the one who covered the kid in accelerators.

[yakanaj]

shadowterm was abandoned in a dark mine shaft as a child and was raised by mole rats.

[Angel]

Those same mole rats had already successfully raised Yakanaj.

[shadowterm]

Black_angel is the one who abandoned me.

[Ren Gaulen]

No, Shadowterm.  You are the mutants.
And then Shadowterm was a ghoul.
(Fallout for the win!!)

[Brunhidden]

and Ren is a necrophiliac, run shadow, run!

All you need is love

[Suwako]

Brunhidden is a man in a old wrinkly fat womans body.

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Aiyno is the woman's body that Brunhidden is in.

[Ren Gaulen]

llearch is (GASP!) the Big Boss - the "father" of Solid Snake (and a couple of other Snakes who are less popular)!

[Cogidubnus]

Ren Gaulen is whinier than Raiden and Young Ocelot put together.

[Ren Gaulen]

Cogidubnus is more of a geek than Otacon.

[meany]

Meany once lit a small child on fire.

[[Slowtini, this is supposed to be a thread for telling lies. ]]

Ren frequently urinates on the Emporer's grave.

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Meany prefers to use small children for firewood.

[Ryudo Lee]

llearch is hiding WMD's.

[Cogidubnus]

Ryudo Lee is lying, he just wants llearch's oil reserves and proximity to Iran.

[Slowtini]

The sword in cog's signature signifies overcompensation for "Something".

[Cogidubnus]

The 'slow' in 'Slowtini' is to make up for something else fast about him, if you know what I mean.

[Suwako]

Cogidubnus has seen everyone on the forum on Youtube without knowing it. 

[Ryudo Lee]

It was Aiyno who was secrety taping everyone on the forum and uploading the videos to YouTube for Cog to unknowingly watch.

[Slowtini]

Ryudo has seen everyone on the forum naked. (Close your windows everyone)