2007-06-20 [798] Scene change!

[Alondro]

*Charles reappears ready to speak physics again!*  .... and so, untilizing spatial distortion initiated with imaginary mass formed from the proto, one can mimic a warp drive effect, travelling upon the 'wake' of the distortion through the seperate...

*Charline interrupts*  Wait a sec.  Aren't you dead?  I don't recall bringing you back this time.

*Charles uhms*  No?   

*Charline hmms*  You look suspicious to me... 

*Charles erfs and goes with the first thing that comes to mind*  A wizard did it!  *flees before the truth is revealed!*

"And thus the entire physics episode was retconned and magic went back to being its regular inexplicable weirdness.  The End!"   

[Psychogirl]

In a world with magic, if you say magic is involved, it is logical.

Pretty much. To those who live in a fantasy world (or sci-fi, though those tend to confuse me), what's real to them is logical.

And, again, I am the stupidest human being to ever walk the face of the earth. Logic in the real world makes my brain hurt 
I'm the type of person who's allergic to real-world logic, but can understand logic that doesn't exist to us.

[Ralanost]

"And thus the entire physics episode was retconned and magic went back to being its regular inexplicable weirdness.  The End!"   

[LigerJet]

You know, I didn't think the fae were holding up the background.  I thought they were sneaking up behind Jyrras to pounce-snuggle-attack him.

[Taerkar]

Further proof that Fae plays are interesting. Why worry about such petty things like props and the like? Just change the reality to better suit your play.

It's not a Scene Change, it's an existence change.

Jy Jy should be scared and, at the same time, trying to figure out how to duplicate it with his gadgets. Well, once the shock wears off.

[Rafe]

Is it just me, or does anyone else get the feeling that the Fae Kingdom is going to be like Bob Clampett's/Friz Freleng's Warner Brothers cartoons with "Wacky Land" ?  I expect to see the Do-Do appear any time now...

[Kenji]

Gah, that episode was so messed up.
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I love it.

[Zedd]

"It's been surreal!"

[kaskar]

   Whoever said that the world had to make sense was a fool ...

          But then again, timeout for foolishness  is fun ...

[e_voyager]

indeed if i had to live my life with out the occasional foolishness i would go crazy.

[Psychogirl]

Everyone needs foolishness once in awhile.
Insanity is what keeps us all sane 

[Ralanost]

Everyone needs foolishness once in awhile.
Insanity is what keeps us all sane 

Only by comparison.

[Feroluce]

   Looks similar to the elevator sequence Jyrras had with Lorenda in #360 - #301

This is what I was thinking when I saw it as well ^^

[Zedd]

Careful childrens...Fae can smell fear....They'd ripp your eyes out from their sockets!!

[Naldru]

Careful childrens...Fae can smell fear....They'd ripp your eyes out from their sockets!!

But only if they can find an amusing way to do it.  There's no point in doing it if it isn't fun.

[Netrogo]

They'd create a yummy breakfast cereal that contained more sugar then a Splenda plant and enchant it to cause anyone who ingested it's eyes to leap from their sockets.

It's be deliciously horrible

[Kenji]

They'd create a yummy breakfast cereal that contained more sugar then a Splenda plant and enchant it to cause anyone who ingested it's eyes to leap from their sockets.

It's be deliciously horrible

[Naldru]

They'd create a yummy breakfast cereal that contained more sugar then a Splenda plant and enchant it to cause anyone who ingested it's eyes to leap from their sockets.

It's be deliciously horrible

Actually, Splenda is a sugar substitute and does not contain any actual sugar.

I think the fae could come up with something more imaginative.  Perhaps a breakfast cereal that causes flames to shoot out of the mouth, steam to come from the ears, a Tex Avery example of the eyeballs shooting out and then bouncing back like they were on a rubber band.  The cereal box would be marked "Red Hot Breakfast".  The flames from the mouth would burn a hole through the table.

The fae could then come with a line like "I think it needs more hot sauce.  What do you think."

By the way, if you look at the old tales, they tell you not to eat the food or drink if you visit the fairy realm.

[LigerJet]

By the way, if you look at the old tales, they tell you not to eat the food or drink if you visit the fairy realm.

Why not?

[Attic Rat]

By the way, if you look at the old tales, they tell you not to eat the food or drink if you visit the fairy realm.

Why not?

As I'd heard it, once you've done that, you become forever trapped in the fae realm.   

[Manawolf]

That's Hades if you eat the food.  Though staying in the fae realm does cause time to go by hyper fast, so suddenly once you get out years or decades could have gone by.

[nikename2]

As I'd heard it, once you've done that, you become forever trapped in the fae realm.   

Edit: Couldn't any realm be attuned to have you trapped forever in it if you do something "wrong"?

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Yes. Traditionally, however, it's eating or drinking - both for Fae and for Hades.

[kaskar]

 

By the way, if you look at the old tales, they tell you not to eat the food or drink if you visit the fairy realm.

Why not?

As I'd heard it, once you've done that, you become forever trapped in the fae realm.   

Everyone seems to try to make the fae world look bad against this miserable realm of strife ...

                                                  Why ?

      And why can't you leave after you have visited the fae realm ? Bet Jyrras and Lorenda are going to snack while touring the fae kingdom, then go home ...   Would Miss Mab try to kidnapp the pair into the fae world now ?  Don't think so ..

   So maybe a bit more of that old firewater ...

[AndersW]

I think the fae could come up with something more imaginative.  Perhaps a breakfast cereal that causes flames to shoot out of the mouth, steam to come from the ears, a Tex Avery example of the eyeballs shooting out and then bouncing back like they were on a rubber band.  The cereal box would be marked "Red Hot Breakfast".  The flames from the mouth would burn a hole through the table.

The fae could then come with a line like "I think it needs more hot sauce.  What do you think."

That made me think of this.

[Netrogo]

Actually, Splenda is a sugar substitute and does not contain any actual sugar.

I think the fae could come up with something more imaginative.  Perhaps a breakfast cereal that causes flames to shoot out of the mouth, steam to come from the ears, a Tex Avery example of the eyeballs shooting out and then bouncing back like they were on a rubber band.  The cereal box would be marked "Red Hot Breakfast".  The flames from the mouth would burn a hole through the table.

Ahem, don't correct me unless you know the facts. I said it would contain more sugar then a Splenda factory. I didn't say Splenda is sugar, just that the factory CONTAINS sugar. I said that because of this.

A direct quote from the Splenda website

What is SPLENDA® No Calorie Sweetener?
SPLENDA® No Calorie Sweetener contains sucralose (SPLENDA® Brand Sweetener), the no calorie sweetener made from sugar

http://www.splenda.com/page.jhtml?id=splenda/products/faq.inc

So yeah, don't try correcting me unless you have your facts straight.

[bill]

lol, splenda flamewars.

[Naldru]

I do apologize to Netrogo.  You are right.  I was wrong.  Splenda factories do contain sugar.

[Rafe]

...That made me think of this.

That made me think of this:

[Catffeinated]

... And this is why I hate (yet love) magic...