jyrras' mother?

[malgrumm]

in comic 612 one of jyrras's sisters tells him that his mom is pregnant does anyone have any more info on it??

[Zina]

There were a bunch of secret comics that told you ALL about what's going on with the pregnancy!
But they are secret, so no one talks about them. Amber hid them. Behind some bushes out back.
Don't tell anyone I told you.

[Zedd]

Oh crap now everyone knows now

[Fex]

*enters the room in a blacksuit and flashes everybody with a minderaser* There were no secret comics about Jy Jy's mom's pregnancy *leaves the room*


Okay now for reall where can I find that bush?

[superluser]

in comic 612 one of jyrras's sisters tells him that his mom is pregnant does anyone have any more info on it??

Ask your parents.

[rabid_fox]

She's Abel's real mother.

[Netami]

Yeah she is pregnant. We don't know what gender or whether it will be a kangaroo or a kangaroo rat. Or something else.

[Fuyudenki]

actually, given what we heard of the phone conversation in 633, I think it's a little sister.  Wonder if Jyrras's dad drinks a lot.(random trivia: men who drink heavily are more likely to have girls than men who do not.)  Given his daughters, that wouldn't be surprising, but on the other hand, given how he actually acts at Jy's house, he doesn't seem the kind who can be driven to drink.

Actually, Jyrras's dad is really cool and laid-back... and seems to be the only member of Gianna family who doesn't treat Jy as a baby.

[Jigsaw Forte]

Well, you see, when a kangaroo and a kangaroo-rat want to have a baby....

[superluser]

Well, you see, when a kangaroo and a kangaroo-rat want to have a baby....

We already did that joke!

(I want to see what happens if Moira has a kangaroo-mouse.)

[thegayhare]

Well then there is the secret video tape of the baby's conception.

The gianna's are realy kinky

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

random trivia: men who drink heavily are more likely to have girls than men who do not.

Hmm. Perhaps I should take up drinking...

[Zedd]

You know what goes next...You put the lime in the coconut

[bill]

After that comes suffering. 

[Fuyudenki]

random trivia: men who drink heavily are more likely to have girls than men who do not.

Hmm. Perhaps I should take up drinking...

no, HAVE girls, not GET girls.  Men who drink heavily are more likely to have daughters than men who don't.

[Zina]

It's also been proven that when you have a girl or a boy, you are more likely to continue to have children of that gender. Given that Moira has had a lot of girls, she has a pretty good chance of having more girls. 

[Kenji]

It's also been proven that when you have a girl or a boy, you are more likely to continue to have children of that gender. Given that Moira has had a lot of girls, she has a pretty good chance of having more girls. 

It's all clear now... Jyrras is secretly a woman. He just uses a patch to hide it!

[Magic]

It's also been proven that when you have a girl or a boy, you are more likely to continue to have children of that gender. Given that Moira has had a lot of girls, she has a pretty good chance of having more girls. 

It's all clear now... Jyrras is secretly a woman. He just uses a patch to hide it!

...Penny?

[Zina]

It's all so clear now!

[bill]

I wish I were as good as you guys at this.

[Netami]

Just stop trying, it'll come naturally.

[Penny]

It's also been proven that when you have a girl or a boy, you are more likely to continue to have children of that gender. Given that Moira has had a lot of girls, she has a pretty good chance of having more girls. 

It's all clear now... Jyrras is secretly a woman. He just uses a patch to hide it!

...Penny?

  N-no patches here! 

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

no, HAVE girls, not GET girls.  Men who drink heavily are more likely to have daughters than men who don't.

I know. I figured my wife might like a daughter to go with the son we've already got, is all. :-p

[Fuyudenki]

I know. I figured my wife might like a daughter to go with the son we've already got, is all. :-p

Oh, allrighty, then.  Just as long as you don't blame me when she yells at you for drinking too much.

[Goatmon]

It's also been proven that when you have a girl or a boy, you are more likely to continue to have children of that gender. Given that Moira has had a lot of girls, she has a pretty good chance of having more girls. 

It's all clear now... Jyrras is secretly a woman. He just uses a patch to hide it!

Crap.  They're catching on. 

*adjusts 'his' sleeve*

I uh... left my dog on firegottagobye.  *poof*

[Brunhidden]

step 1- old fogey sex, this has probably been going on for a long time but chances are shes running low on eggs regardless of how accurate he is.

step 2- sisters think something is afoot, conspire, warn brother with many a 'squeeee!'

step 3- purchasing of baby shower items, Jyjy constructs a horde of expendable diaper changing robots to take the fall if he ever gets stuck with babysitting. of course they're expendable, they have no nametags

step 4- gestation. remember that even though it takes months to bake a baby and months have passed out here in the somewhat realistic world (its brown, haven't you heard? brown is realistic) only a few days have passed in comic time.

and no, bovine growth hormones and/or steroids will not help speed it up....although it would be funny

I can see clearly now the rain is gone
I can see all obstacles in my way
Damn thats a lot of obstacles

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

and no, bovine growth hormones and/or steroids will not help speed it up....although it would be funny

Erm. Bovine? For a Kangaroo?

[Brunhidden]

bovine growth hormones are used as a very fast way to make just about anything bigger, its available by the pound and works great- athletes use it all the time, crazy people inject them into all kinds of animals to make them hulking brutes, and i remember something about a person actually using them on plants successfully...scary.

It did not look like 'real' science. That is to say you couldn't use it to give something six extra legs and then blow it up.

[ShiningShadow]

But think about this what if there baby is a boy taller than his sisters and have that good looking face that fan-girls go *SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE* and take away Jy-Jy fanbase.

But as I know so far that Moria is pregnant for the last 8 months or I'm wrong on this anywho Amber will give us something in the near future who knows.

[Zedd]

I wonder if Jy would grow an inch when the baby is around