Corrupt a Wish, Part Deux

[Ryudo Lee]

Granted, you are now an underpaid cafeteria worker (fishnet hairnet).

I wish to have complete control over a giant robot in the likeness of Abraham Lincoln, and that he'll explode upon my imminent death, which would take out half the planet.

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Granted. You're also stuck on Pluto with it, where you won't hurt anyone, even if you try. Admittedly Pluto isn't, technically, a planet anymore, but the Asteroid Belt is already blown up, so...


I wish I could play the banjo like this.

[Angel]

Granted. I didn't see what you meant by "like this," so... you can now play the banjo with your nosehair. This could've been a better corruption...

I wish I could be on the show "House" without dying or losing any organs.

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Granted. You're the janitor cleaning up after someone else lost organs. All over the floor. And the walls. And the ceiling. And the equipment. And...

Congrats. You've got 20 minutes to get it all clean for the next episode.

I wish I had more Pink Floyd to listen to.

(was that a better corruption? :-)

[GabrielsThoughts]

granted, you now have a pink alien named Floyd who sings to you every night.


I wish I was no longer in jail for fixing cats with duct-tape.

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Granted. Now you're on the scaffold. :-]



I wish I hadn't "fixed" the noose, either....