In the Forest there is only war... Smurfs vs..

[thegayhare]

I was talking to some folks at my bad movie group

we were complaining about the movie and talking about what we'd make, I suggested a sword an sorcery epic war story of the barbarian like smurfs armed with axes and spears mounted on there trained dire rabbits going to war against the snooty Kebler elves (they act like tolken elves) who attack from the trees mounted on squirrels and humming birds.

one person suggested the war would be better between the Smurfs and the Gnomes (of David and the gnomes) since they would be ground armies, allow for more animal mounts and there would be more reasons for them to war then with cookie making elves.

I see the smurfs being good fighters with powerful drudic magics from papa smurf (and Tinker acting like a made ork med building wooden power armor for himself)

The Elves being agile nimble fighters with good long range weapons and air superiority

The gnomes being physically stronger then smurfs but with weaker magics and more technology


One reason I can think of for the war between Smurf and Elf is to the smurfs are striking back against the elven raiders who plunder there smurff berry patches

Against the gnomes it could be similar The gnomes are striking back in retaliation for smurf raiding parties targeting Gnome women for smurf brides.

What do you think would be a better story?

Maybe I could do a battle of 3 armies kinda thing... ehhh not sure